Thighglasses proposed to slow leg wrinkling
Washington columnist Dick West jokes at a cocktail party about a new invention thighglasses. He riffs on a California clipping warning miniskirts expose legs to sunlight and cause wrinkling. He imagines sunglasses for legs to filter UV rays and protect skin.
Humor Sparks as Homer Notices Sherrywear
A narrator recalls observing Homer transfixed by a nubile sherry-sipper in hot pink hot pants. The speaker nudges him and jokes that eyestrain can lead to blindness, prompting Homer to blink and snap out of his trance.
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King Humbert officers plan annual picnic details
Officers of the King Humbert Society will meet at 7 30 p m tomorrow in the club rooms at 110 East Division Street to plan the annual picnic on July 11. Carm Benincase is chairman and reports will be given at the regular assembly at 2 30 p m Sunday in the club rooms. Mail service note: Overland mail service in America began in 1672.
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