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Newspaper

Myrtle Point Enterprise

Location

Myrtle Point, Oregon, United States of America

Date

May 16, 1912

Page

2

Brother in Law Says Joseph Flusser Spurns $2000 Inheritance

Newark furniture merchant Benjamin Flusser asks a court to review his brother Josephs mental state after Joseph, who hates money, wanders and shuns a home while working odd jobs for pennies. Joseph, 44, emigrated from Austria after a prior head injury and has refused a $2000 share of their late father’s $14,000 estate in New York.

Benjamin Flusser Springfield Avenue Newark N. J Joseph Bellevue Hospital New York Benjamin Grand Street Williamsburg Bridge Austria Europe Max Salomon’s Chicago Max Flusser Benjamin Fluster

Such a Dunce of a Cook

Secretary of State Philander C. Knox is described as precise about meals. In New York he refused spoiled roast beef in a hurry, scolding a bone-headed cook who served the bad portion, leading Knox to lose his appetite for a week per a Popular Magazine anecdote.

Philander C. Knox W York Mr. Knox

Golden Eloquence Reveals After Dinner Speech Power

Dustin Stax describes forming a powerful trust at a banquet and reframes money as an after dinner speaker. The dialogue emphasizes money talking as a strategic asset and influence in business circles.

Dustin Stax

Judge quotes line about wife and gown demand

A magistrate recalls a joke about persuading a wife to forgo an expensive evening gown. The exchange highlights gendered humor in a courtroom setting.

Caddis-Fly Larvae Live Hidden in Waterborne Cases

A New York World item notes caddis-fly larvae common in Long Island ponds. In aquaria at Bedford Park Brooklyn Children’s Museum two larvae can be observed, each building a sand leaf shell that forms a one inch long cylinder. The larva retracts its head and legs when touched, leaving an apparently lifeless tube.

Long Isand Children's Museum Bedfort Park Brooklyn New York World

Picked Men for Aviators

An Italian army aviation corps outlines doctor Falchi’s criteria for military aviators. Ideal candidates are 25 to 35, about 165 pounds, robust, non alcoholic, free of epilepsy or nervous disorders, with excellent vision and hearing, steady temperament, prompt obedience, and intelligence.

M. Falchi School of Aviation Iator

Wireless telegraphy at Children's Museum Brooklyn grows

Seven years after the museum in Bedford Park installed a wireless telegraph plant, Brooklyn boys learned to operate it. They progressed from short messages to 150 miles, receiving signals from New Orleans Key West and ships at sea as thousands practice, making Brooklyn roofs studded with antennae.

Children's Museum Bedfore Park Brooklyn New Orleans Key West

Editorial on treating circulation liar like swindler

P A Conne argues for legislation to prosecute false circulation statements as bank fraud. He calls for same treatment of circulation liars as other swindlers, urging enforcement when a businessman falsifies finances to obtain credit.

Ifar P. A. Conne

An Artistic Consideration in a Ballet Discussion

A witty exchange unfolds as Mrs. Torkins critiques ballet decor. She jokes that improvements are needed after viewing many productions with atrocious decorations. The remark underscores a lighthearted debate on stage aesthetics.

Men form union for protection amid mass discharges

Amid widespread layoffs, workers organize a protection union describing it as a fire prevention association to shield members from firings. The initiative highlights labor solidarity as plant confronts job cuts.

Government Mule Ends Up in Official Care

A long historical note recounts how a white mule named Mexique, once at Mount Vernon barracks Alabama, was debated for sale or keeping. Generals Sherman and the War Department advocated keeping the animal as a symbol of loyalty, and the secretary ordered the mule to be kept and cared for for life.

War Department W. A. Kobbe Third Artillery Mount Vernon Barracks Alabama United States Robbe F. L. Guenther Second Artillery Key Weat Barracks Mexico Key West Quartermaster’s Department Quartermaster General Sherman Secretary of War Big Spring Jackson Quartermaster's Department Fort Morgan Mobile Point

Scorpion in Ring of Fire Faints, Not Self-Destructs

A center-ring scorpion placed in a ring of coals does not sting itself to death. Heat induces a fainting-like state. the creature thrashes then falls, but recovers after the fire dies. Spectators often conclude suicide, yet the scorpion survives and crawls away.

Peacock Throne of Persia Described as Luxurious Royal Seat

The throne of the Shah adorns the audience hall as a four foot high jeweled platform with six massive legs and a double step. A railing with knobs and finials surrounds the rug covered seat, while a rear elevated back supports the shah in oriental fashion. Rich in jewels lacquer work and arabesque tracery give it exquisite finish and beauty.

Constantinople Persia A. V. W. Tackson

Unflattering Nickname Sparks Quippy Wordplay

In a humorous exchange, one speaker seizes on the nickname Jackpot as a link to Philbrick. He traces a playful chain from jackpot to bathroom to bath brick and finally to Philbrick, prompting a lighthearted quick-witted moment.

Philbrick Jackpot

Life Not All Gone Yet Wanderer at Back Door

A brief exchange between a lady and a tramp at a back door captures a moment of uncertainty and resilience as the wanderer responds with quiet defiance to the implied begging question. The scene hints at lasting spirit amid hardship.

Fresh celery questioned by shopper in market dialogue

A conversation in a store shows a customer asking a dealer if celery is fresh crisp and good. The dealer affirms it is real fresh and from a market gardener, priced at ten cents a bunch. The sample piece reveals the celery is withered, prompting the shopper to note the delay since they last inquired about freshness.

Emperor's Wife Calls Him Willy Stuns Commuter

In a brisk street exchange a hurried man missing his car is confronted by a chatter about how the wife of the German emperor refers to him as Willy. The odd remark shifts the moment from impatience to bemused curiosity.

Germany Willy

Suburbanites Debate Gardening Plans

The exchange has two suburban residents joking about planting a garden this year. One claims they kept thin by living off last summer’s produce, while the other notes the effort was too hard.

Next item in program an Irish song by Mr. Bocklish

At a banquet the toastmaster omits the next item and introduces a comic Irish song by Mr. Bocklish titled Ha Zenny Bottle Leer Seen Kell Lee. The moment underscores the playful mood as the audience awaits the performance.

Mr. Bocklish Kell Lee

One of the Pioneers Isaac Pitman and shorthand

The text recalls Isaac Pitman creating a phonetic shorthand system with each character representing a sound. It notes later attempts by Braber Matheuse and others to apply similar ideas to long-hand, describing those efforts as a comic failure.

Isaac Pitman Br&er

Cold Cure Questioning Nurse's Remedy Across Exam

During a nurses examination a physician asked how to cure a head cold. The young lady replied she would soak her feet in hot water until she sweated profusely, prompting a humorous medical classroom moment reported by the Catholic Standard and Times.

Catholic Standard and Times

Kiss Advice Article Sparks Awkward Exchange

A newspaper piece on dating tips by an escalation expert leads to a humorous dialogue about kissing. The student admits failing to reach a kiss after nine stages, then abandons the attempt following a brain-storm.

Banker dictation misleads stenographer in city pun

A Chicago banker dictates a letter to his stenographer and jokes about spelling Schenectady. He says he will meet Mr. So and So in Schenectady then resolves with Albany in a punny mix up. The gag relies on phonetic spelling and city names.

Chicago So-and-So Schenectady Albany Argonaut

Schoolboy coins sentence with horse sense tale

A north side school boy was asked to form a sentence with the phrase horse sense. He said the man forgot to lock his stable door one night and he hasn't seen his horsevence.

North Side

Frat Actor Receives Two-Week Notice After Play

The actor referenced received a two week notice following his performance at the new play. The exchange suggests timing soon after his frat show and prior to other commitments. The fragment hints at transitional steps in his schedule.

Whale Battle of Lower California Harpoon Calf Tragedy

A fleet of American whalers off Lower California struck a cow whale’s calf, provoking a relentless mother to attack. The enraged whale destroyed boats and injured many, with six men killed and only two boats escaping undamaged among fifty two.

North Pacific Ocean Gulf of California Lower California

Moon Weather Debate Challenges Lunar Climate View

Prof F R Moulton of the University of Chicago told the Chicago Hebrew Institute that the moon’s temperature could range from boiling to minus 200 degrees, making its climate too uncertain for humans. He argued the moon offers light but no heat and has no real influence on Earth’s weather or crops.

F. R. Moulton University of Chicago Chicago Hebrew Institute

Reminder of Peter the Great Arsenal and lodging site

Description locates Peter the Greats arsenal near current soldiers barracks and parade ground. Nearby market square marks the czars 1722 lodging before citadel quarters. An old vaulted hut with portico and green railing bears a weathered sign. two antique cannons flank the entrance as in Constantino ple to Persia by A V W Jackson.

Peter the Great Czar Peter Constantinople Persia A. V. W. Jackson

What the “Ade” Say About a Promoted Mine Yield

Willis notes a mine once deemed worthless has produced 39 million in two months. Gillis questions the source, asking if the company running the mine or its prospectus is the origin. The exchange is reported in a Puck style quip about mining promises.

Willis Gillis Puck

Disappointment and a Marital Mismatch Hint at Trouble

A brief exchange reveals a man’s disappointment in love despite marrying the woman he loved. He later discovers the constraint that two cannot live as clearly as one, signaling strain in the union. The dialogue hints at hidden tensions without explicit detail.

Just. A Little Family At Cross Purposes

The dialogue centers on a couple miscommunicating with heated lines about crossing purposes. Tensions rise as misinterpretations fuel the argument, with accusations of speaking across purposes and confusion over intent.

Marta John Dorkins

Local businessman's quirky dream to catch magician’s rabbit

A well known local businessman recalls an ungratified ambition to have a magician pull a rabbit from his pocket during a show. A friend teases him about wealth enough for a steam yacht but the dream remains unmet despite many performances where the magician selects others.

Trade Troubles and a Wry Reply

A commercial traveler writes home in a melancholy mood about scarce orders and mounting expenses. The firm head responds to return home, while the traveler quips that orders are scarce but expenses are plentiful.

Scales Attract Inquisitive Farmer In Hardware Shop

A farmer debates which scales to inspect in a hardware store. The merchant names San Jose scales as a popular choice, noting that many farmers in the area own them. The customer ponders further before viewing options.

San Jose

All for Love Comedy Dialogue in Slang Dialect

A humorous exchange features Jimmy and Tommy with playful banter about washing, pride, and dating. Tommy insists his work as a chauffeur is a point of pride while poking fun at social pretensions. The scene showcases local speech and rapport between two friends.

Man Puffing in Room of Ladies Catches Gaze

In a humorous exchange a man is questioned about a fellow’s behavior in a room full of ladies. The speaker notes the man was puffing away while others comment he was busy dressing their hair keeping a light, witty tone.

Government aim to cut living costs questioned

A quoted pessimist doubts government success in reducing living costs through investigation. He notes personal finances as evidence his wife continually lists affordable items their family cannot afford.

A Rare Achievement and a Train Friend

A Rare Achievement notes Biffking as an amiable fellow and a wonder for making unlikely friends including a train butcher. The commentary highlights his unusual ways and steady rapport with diverse figures.

Afterthoughts Are the Beat Retrospective Note

A reflective piece contrasts the lure of hindsight with its sour edge, noting how memory can sting. It weighs bitter truths against nostalgia and ponders how writers craft meaning from past events.

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