The Spoils of War and the Apple Fight
A brief dialogue shows a boy recounting a schoolyard fight with Sammy Jones over an apple. An old lady questions the event while a teacher is asked about a separate assertion comparing British and German empires.
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Sammy Jones
Gmail
Harpers Weekly
Tailors Offer Made-to-Measure Woolen Shirts
Columbia Woolen Mills Co of Portland Oregon advertises Laesi style clothes made to measure with accurate measurements and reliable fitting. It invites readers to request samples and pricing.
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O.umbia Woolen Mills Co
Portland
Ore
Conquest Great American Desert's Irrigation Plan
George H. Maxwell chairing the National Irrigation Association argues that 87 million dollars under the national irrigation act could reclaim 1.2 million acres of desert, with potential to support a population ten times current levels by building forests, reservoirs, canals, levees, drainage, roads, railways, and a strong public school system.
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Japan
United States
George H. Maxwell
Natl. Irrigation Assn
Spain's Princess Ena to Wed King Alfonso This Year
Princess Ena of Battenberg will marry King Alfonso of Spain this year pending Cortes approval and her conversion to Catholicism. The engagement is described as a simple love affair.
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Ena of
Battenberg
Victoria Eugenia
Alfonso of
Spain
Ena
Practical Allowances and Home Remedies in Old Column
The piece contrasts a mock budget discussion about weekly allowances for a newlywed couple with humorous remarks on dining and spending. It quotes a judge’s note on forethought and a mother’s thrift, then cites C C Warren promoting coal oil and turpentine as “remedies” for colds, framed as casual newspaper chatter from the era.
Births and Class Status Reflected in New York 400
A satirical note contrasts Western and Eastern views on who joins New York society’s 400. The Western man says money gains entry, while the Eastern man argues merit guides self-made entrants but inheritance blocks some.
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New York
Telegraphing a Teething Teaser and a Teeny Soothe
A short outburst notes a poet deciding to telegraph a sonnet after a critic calls it a rude piece. The item also advertises M Winslow’s soothing syrup as the best teething remedy for children.
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Catholic Standard and Times
M Winslow
The Charm of China in Landscape and Life
The piece extols China’s landscapes tea houses and terraced fields through Guy M Walker’s impressions contrasting Eastern allure with Western haste. It notes travelers’ longing to return and native cheer amid hard labor and old ruins, ending with a light quip about dining before a swim.
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China
Guy M Walker
Cathay
Philadelphia Press Snippet Shows Family Quip Over Fisticuffs
In a brief Philadelphia Press note a mother scolds a fighting incident with a comic dig at a minister's boy Tommy who supposedly led with his left, prompting the blunt remark about the black eye and the attempted guidance.
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Tommy
Philadelphia Press
No Cure for Deafness Without Constitutional Remedies
Advertisement claims deafness results from inflamed mucous surfaces and Eustachian tube issues. It asserts local applications cannot reach the diseased area and promises Wall’s Catarra Cure will restore hearing, offering a reward for uncured catarra-caused deafness and recommending Mall’s Family Pills.
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Wall
J. Cheney & CO
Toledo
Drugeiese Mall
In Her Line and Odd Advertisements
A humorous collage notes a morning paper ad about a good cotton duck and quips about India rubber chicken. It contrasts light gossip with a medical quip for bronchial troubles Piso’s Cure for Consumption sells cheap at druggists.
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Starboard
Break in New Shoes
Ad for Allen's Foot-Ease powder promises relief for hot sweating aching and swollen feet with cures for corns bunions and other foot ailments. Sample copy available in LeRoy New York trade area with a promotional mention.
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Allen
Aee
Andrees
Olmoted
LeRoy
Unrepentant Visitor Quote on Justice and Law
The excerpt contrasts views of right and wrong with a convict remark about needing a good lawyer. It presents a dialogue-like line attributed to Puck highlighting legal aid as a differentiator in perceived justice.
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Puck
Permanently Cured by Doctor in Philadelphia Scene
A man staggers home at two in the morning to his worried wife who jokes about his absence and his mate’s quick wit. The piece presents a humorous domestic moment likely from a Philadelphia setting. The tone mirrors old newspaper humor columns.
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