Farmer Helped Poor Boy Returns With Humble Message
A traveling stranger recalls a farmer who sheltered a penniless youth years ago. The lad pledged to repay kindness if prosperous. The man delivers the message that the boy remains poor, provoking a dramatic, emotional reaction from the farmer and his wife.
Wouldn't Go That Far
A humorous exchange between Mr. Henpeck and his wife centers on trial marriages. He dismisses the idea of such unions even after a phone call helps mend their frayed relations. The bit plays on domestic dialogue with a wry punchline.
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Mr. Henpeck
France
NOW AND THE FUTURE
Jack tells Grace he could follow her footsteps all his life. Grace replies that after marriage he will walk ten feet ahead, as in other husbands.
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Jack
Grace
Madison Woman Walks Broadway Unrecognized in Hobble-skirt
Miss Flora McKimsey of Madison Square complains she has nothing to wear yet she strolls up Broadway under an inverted washtub hat, managing to avoid recognition or notice.
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Flora McKimsey
Madison Square
Broadway
Quip on Faith and Farm Leads to Laughable Reasoning
A joke centers on a man who deflects church attendance with a cow and milk joke. The exchange pivots on whether milking a cow affects being a Christian during fig time, delivering a humorous twist on piety and practicality.
No Need to Carry Capital Ship Sinking Order
A dramatic exchange aboard the Wasp as officers face certain loss. The captain asks if any chance exists to save the ship. The reply is blunt and fatal, noting the vessel is going to the bottom and urging the captain to seek a life belt.
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Wasp
Annoying Circle Tour Ends With Repeated Push Back
A London circular railroad car narrator describes a 10 mile diameter ride. An old obese woman worries about alighting at her stop. A passenger says the stop is half an hour away. She jokes that she backs out to exit yet a guard pushes her back. She has completed the circle three times that morning.
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Circle Railroad
London
Bachelors Confined to Skirts Tradition in Korea
The article explains a historic Korean custom where unmarried men wore skirts to mark their lower social status and lack of means. Marriage required income sufficient to support a wife, so the skirt acted as a public indicator of a man's station.
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Westminster
London Daily Telegraph
Westminster Abbey
Korea
Plain Speech Should Survive in Mountain Speech
The passage argues that plain people preserve simple, clear means of expression, noting early settlers spoke little but were unambiguous, and that the southern mountains retain ancient idioms and words unfamiliar to modern lexicographers.
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