A Case of Conscience and the Drummer's Tale
A hard ware drummer confesses to stealing 75 one thousand dollar bills in Boston three years earlier. He funds real estate in Chicago and earns $200,000, but conscience drives him to seek the money’s owner, who forgives him, saying the loss would have happened anyway. The crowd reacts with irony about the drummer’s road life.
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Boston
Chicago
The Foxes and the Hare A Forest Legal Tale
A fable where two foxes dispute rights to a hare killed by a falling limb, each claiming territory. A wise wolf contemplates legal lines and finally eats the hare to avoid months of dispute, illustrating that when men disagree law may take all.
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Reynard
Joe Kerr
A Phenomenon of Fall in Football Hair
A brief note observes autumn’s effect on landscapes with trees shedding leaves while football players sport unusually luxuriant hair. The contrast highlights a seasonal oddity in sports culture.
Being Too Particular in a Adirondack Deer Hunt
A two man hunting trip in the Adirondack mountains features Old Josh guiding a cautious shooter to a potential deer that turns out to be a man observing them. The wary hunter questions the target risking a dangerous misfire while Old Josh pushes to shoot.
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Adirondack
Josh
Old Josh
Very Blue in the White House Dialogue Humor
A playful dialogue features transitions from political rooms to health questions. Characters joke about the Blue Room use for disappointed office seekers and healthful meals, including references to a stomach pump and an airborne helper. Another skit touches on an inventor seeking a nonrefillable bottle and an auto for a chauffeur’s friends.
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Georgie
White House
Domestic dispute hinted in wounded pride dialogue
A tense exchange unfolds as Anger is linked to short life and ruined beauty. John Henry reframes the scene, pressuring control in domestic matters while a woman challenges the provocation and hints at delays over a new gown.
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John Henry
Two Month Road Trip Sparks Big Orders and Home Plans
Naggs reports a two month road trip with many orders while Wagges notes the load. Naggs traveled with his wife and plans a new parlor suit gifted by his wife for his birthday.
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Naggs
Nigson
Jigson
The Air Ship Visitor Hides Above the Roof
A young woman informs her father that George has arrived not by door but through the roof trapdoor. The father questions the visit as the scene reveals George arriving in an air ship, adding comic surprise.
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George
Willie’s Joke on the River Ship Siblings
A comic exchange shows Willie asking what boat is out on the river and his father noting it is a sister ship. Willie suggests it is a brother ship because it smokes so much.
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Willie
Poem Fragment About Smiles On Election Day
A poet describes a smile not born of victory in bets on election day. The speaker notes the sun marks the year's solstice and humorously contrasts it with breakfast table delights like buckwheat cakes and a sausage game.
Wise Kid Dialogue at Soda Counter
A child asks if a twin would get a second soda while his mother buys another. The boy quips that being in one piece should not bar him from a second glass, prompting humorous banter at the counter.
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Tommy
The Football Verse Sparks Harsh Playful Mock
A dramatic poem mocks violent football scenes with lines about hurling and near death. The speaker imagines biting an aggressor and a football as a set of teeth to defend itself.
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