Purveyor Confronts Syrup Doubts In Vermont Sales Plot
A Boston hotel agent travels to Vermont to buy maple syrup and faces a maker who suspects the agent of deception. The tale recounts questions about adulteration with sorghum and molasses, and a humorous family exchange about tapping trees to meet demand.
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Boston
Vermont
JOF KERR Describes Spring Fever Against Winter
A playful poem contrasts battlefield of lingering cold with eager signs of spring. The speaker laments head cold and sickness while fondly imagining robins, lambs, and renewal. Humorous lines evoke coal sales, bees, and racing joys as Dakota blizzards fade.
Husband mocks doctor as cat after exercise suggestion
Husband complains a doctor wants him to exercise. He jokes a man who tends his own furnace all winter now faces lawn mower season. Wife responses with disbelief about the advice and its timing.
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Hubby
I Am Going to Apologize in a Long Island Tale
A man travels by train in pursuit of truth about a Skinner in a Long Island village. He plans to visit Deacon Haskins in Bayport to square a dispute, confessing he once called the Deacon a liar and offered to fight. He seeks clarity after finding a plum tree stump debunking a cherry tree claim.
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Skinner
Bayport
Deacon Haskins
Long Island City
Washington
George
Mount Vernon
George Washington
Noone Off the Record in a Rural Election Opinion
A farmer declines choosing a presidential favorite preferring caution to risk. He refuses to pick among Taft Bryan Hughes or Foraker, citing a wary plan to marry a strong minded widow with a top farm and avoid talking politics for 10 years.
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Foraker
Widder
The One Chauffeur It Took for Six a Month
A job applicant impressed Mr. Blank by promising strict propriety as a chauffeur. He vowed not to flirt with the employer’s family or interfere with domestic matters, to stay mum about private nights, and to defend the employer in divorce cases. After a physical inspection revealed wings, he was hired at six dollars per month.
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Joe Kerr
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