Not on your life for St Patrick's Day parade
In a first person vignette a German grocer refuses to join a St Patrick's Day march, claiming confusion over celebrations for Emperor William. He recalls staying by his grocery, selling vegetables, while others march and others shout. He defends German pride and expresses weariness with parade politics.
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St. Patrick
William
Shermany
Joe Kerr
Beating A Drummer And The Oklahoma Cyclone Tale
A drummer recalls a Oklahoma cyclone anecdote tied to a bad loan in Chicago. He lent ten dollars to a supposed debtor who awaited payment in a store while watching the weather. The cyclone hit, the man vanished with watch and cash, and the drummer suspects a deliberate scam exploiting the storm.
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Oklahoma
Chicago
Why He Couldn't A Chauffeur Refused By Elopement
An auto-owner sought written references for a chauffeur applicant. Several references were offered but most were a year old. When pressed about a more recent employer the candidate confessed he had eloped with the last employer's daughter, sparking the owner’s refusal.
Annual Occurrence and Weather Forecast
A poem like notice describes sunshine and tepid rain to warm birds, followed by a cold wave and a claim that the fruit crop has failed again. The piece reads as a vintage weather and agricultural snippet with a lyrical tone.
March winds prompt a practical wardrobe choice
A father advises a windy March health precaution and his daughter goes shopping for attire. She returns with silk hose and petticoats rather than heavy skirts, while a cynical aside about Philadelphians hints at social chatter and Lent.
Bulls evaluate escape path in copper toss plan
A cartoon scene shows a bull being chased by policemen debating which route to take. The pair quip about tossing a copper to decide, reflecting humor over pursuit and quick, witty action.
Tombstone Riddle Sparks Cannibal Claim
Kidder inspects a cemetery stone and asserts the buried man was a cannibal. Katherine asks why, and Kidder points to the epitaph claiming he loved his fellow men.
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Kidder
Katherine
Jigson and Wagson Politician Links Spark Debate
More than likely Jigson has ties to the Agriculture Department and may be a politician. Wagson questions the claim as Jigson is labeled a peach grafter.
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Jigson
Agriculture Department
Wagson
Shallow Pate and Cutting Hintz Exchange Final Wager
In a terse exchange, Mr Shallow Pate remarks his refusal will push him to drink and death by own action while Miss Cutting Hintz counters that she hopes to avoid causing such outcomes and suggests considering self harm as a course.
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Mr. Shallow Pate
Miss Cutting Hintz
Married for Money Mercenary Lord De Busted?
In a sharp exchange, Tom asks if Lord De Busted is mercenary. Dick defends him, saying in marriage matters he used sound business judgment.
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Tom
Lord de Busted
Goat chews quarter of library in literary mood
Wiggs the goat caused damage by chewing through about a quarter of the library collection yesterday. The incident highlights the animal's odd taste for books and the resulting loss for readers.
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Wiggs
Not a man killed in Irish work crews celebration tale
A Michigan railroad contractor recalls 1100 Irish laborers celebrating a March day by fighting in town after work. He says no one was killed or permanently disabled, despite widespread brawling and injuries. The tale ends with a worker joking about his scalp wound from bucking a lumber pile. Joe Kerr.
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Michigan
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