Gas Company Secretary Snubs Lawyers In Murder Case Talk
A gas company secretary vents at critics and lawyers in a curbside riff about prosecution and defense in a murder case. He derides erudition and acumen as tommy rot and mocks public columnists as mossbacks and lunkheads while defending his bills and public service. The piece ends with a sports line about a game whose long legs fooled the crow.
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Supreme Court
Florida
Europe
The Coming in of Lent Desolate Ball Room
A somber verse describes a ballroom in gloom as Lent arrives. A lady sits in a dim blue room feeling despondent and downtrodden. The lyric evokes somber seasonal restraint and reflections on sacrifice.
The Milkman's Honest Milk Moral
An old streetcar tale recounts a milkman who faced a skeptical customer with a lactometer test. The man gradually diluted milk with water yet kept the praise coming, until he offered oleomargarine as a bonus. The moral echoes plainly: let your milkman be honest.
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Wilkins
The Ambitious Financier Who Plays Napoleon of Finance
A dialogue from the School Reader follows a man who moves toward New York to pursue power and profit. He carries little cash but uses cheek to seed influence, aiming to control railroads banks a steamship line and a life insurer. A wind gust later leaves his empire ruined and creditors holding the memories of confidence.
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New York
Mississippi River
Napoleon
Rockefeller
Morgan
Rogers
United States
Life Insurance
Europe
Napoleons of Finance
Sign On Bargains As Winter Ends
A cheerful store sign proclaims discounts on items once priced at fifty cents now marked down to sixty-nine cents signaling seasonal clearance and hopeful shoppers.
Going Into Business
A prosperous man recalls a stranger Perkins asking if now is the time to start a business. He advised entering the general furniture trade, claiming times would rise by spring. The stranger later recounted success and a theft by the caretaker, then revealed he took the advisor’s counsel. The landlord ends with, I am through giving advice.
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Perkins
Was It A Kiss Or Just The Rose On Her Breast
A poem describes Prue in a dim haloed pew with a rose at her breast and a heart given by the speaker. The speaker recalls a kiss or perhaps only the rose, pondering whether Prue’s gesture was real affection or mere leaves.
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Prue
Spring Is Near Despite Cold Alarms
A playful verse notes seasonal signs from strawberries at one dollar a box to sour pickles, winter breeze, and sunny days. It remarks how changing weather affects mood, clothing, and illness, concluding that spring nears regardless of almanac predictions.
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Bronson
Logic Versus Facts and the Country Move
A dry goods buyer cites a parable of applying cold logic to life. He details leaving town for a country farm, pursuing profits, failing to find grass or eggs, facing ruined equipment and delays, and finally selling the property for half its cost as the punchline.
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Richard
Calico
Good to Be Alive When the Thaw Sets In
Poem celebrating thaw as mud covers streets and sunlight brightens a blue sky. People enjoy warming weather as men wade through slush, boys splash, and girls tiptoe, recalling winter’s chill fading in renewed life.
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