Congress wrangles over tariff claims amid lumber trust talk
A streetcar passenger notes Congress denies a lumber trust yet questions its power. An architect’s March plans and April lumber dealer visits reveal consistent replies and hinted unity, as the speaker offers his help to bust the trust.
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Confidence in human nature vs the ripe melon joke
A grocer and a man with a Washington Agricultural Department inquiry joke about confidence from grower to consumer. The exchange satirizes claims that watermelons destroy morale, arguing the system relies on trust from shipper to buyer and back.
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Washington
Golf in Porto Rico a tale of land grants and shy golfers
An American officer recalls leasing land donated by the Porto Rican mayor for a golf course. The mayor and locals joined in spirit but, after reading about the game, decided they could not join the club. The anecdote ends with polite wishes for success and a promise to visit when possible. Joe Kerr.
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Joe Kerr
Not the Same two fast idiots in argument
Percy recalls a remark about not marrying any girl due to fastidiousness and Harry retorts that the speaker called them two fast idiots. The exchange shows humorous tensions between the two characters and hints at opinions on marriage.
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Reggy Swift
Harry
The Age of Air
A playful Q and A exchange appears with jokes about aging and social mores. A comic segment notes a widow’s inheritance and a misreading on a hotel register as a flippant portrait of identity. The piece blends humor about names and fame with maritime shore imagery.
Snakes Emergence Delayed by Thunderous Winter
Poetic note hints at snakes emerging from hibernation after months of waiting. The verses describe snakes sliding from hidden holes into grass and promise startling tales. A exchange between Josh and Bosh adds a humorous aside about winter work and wages in Florida.
The Heathen King and Sanitary Scenes Column Snippet
A fragmented comic page notes at least two items. A character bemoans foreign Christian friends overspending on suspenders while another remarks about a chief executive. A marine painter is praised for a big hit with paintings promoted as filtered sterilized water colors.
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Argument with Cook Reveals Home Ownership Myth
Bronson admits, after a late night quarrel with their cook, he believed he owned his house but now says he is better informed this morning. Woodson supports the claim with his own assertion.
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Lawyer’s Free Opinion Sparks Fee Plot Twist
A man seeks a lawyer who advertises free opinions and learns that the fee is charged when the adviser clarifies the case. The dialogue pivots on whether promises or bets count as legally binding, comparing betting records to marriage proposals. Five dollars concludes the exchange as a playful jab.
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