Pride Goes Before A Fall Joke
A humor column in which an uptown druggist recalls a customer asking for "glory of rhyme" and is humorously advised to seek chloride of lime. The exchange showcases local color and wordplay from neighborhood shops.
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Newspaper
Muscatine Journal
Location
Muscatine, Iowa, United States of America
Date
Jun 10, 1905
Page
10
A humor column in which an uptown druggist recalls a customer asking for "glory of rhyme" and is humorously advised to seek chloride of lime. The exchange showcases local color and wordplay from neighborhood shops.
In a fragmentary dialogue Hicks jokes about a man overboard in mid ocean and presumed drowned by Mrs. Hicks. Hicks quips the man survived with a sprained ankle. A later exchange features a punning line about a joke at a doorway and a character named Reggey reacting to a scene with Miss Wose.
In a clipped dialogue a farmer notes the boys are idle while Jim spends his days loafing. The exchange hints at a rural setting and social dynamics centered on one lazy character.
A dialogue riffs on a label used for a person named Rottans, contrasting it with the idea of a "ham" being cured. The speaker questions the naming and hints at a hopeless case.
The note asks if Smith Brown owes money, while asserting he acts cool toward you. Jones responds that he does not owe, but he did want to.
Mrs MacCall asks Mrs Hiram about the site of a new house across from a police station. Mrs Hiram jokes the station won’t deter burglars but will keep their servant girl from leaving.
A factory owner boasts a new novelty item while a visitor counters that rival goods lack. The exchange reveals the rival line of production as gunpowder, highlighting a dangerous misalignment in a small workshop.
In a playful exchange a speaker asks about a freckled girl hailed as a recent import from Switzerland. The other quips that she is a dotted Swiss, a pun blending fabric and nationality in light talk.
A fragment records the office boy claiming he will attend ball games this season but notes the boss doubts his available relations to avoid illness or death. The tone suggests a humorous or local dialect comment on work and leisure.
A humorous exchange shows Mr Stutter attempting the alphabet under patient encouragement. The Listener urges him to hurry, offering supportive but brisk coaching as the moment unfolds.
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