Panama Canal Question Trains Passenger To Walk Back
A passerby questions a man with a newspaper about the Panama Canal's opening while ignoring local landmarks. The driver misses Johnson street and the car carries him three blocks beyond before he realizes his mistake. Joe Kerr.
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Panama Canal
Johnson Street
Joe Kerr
Daughter’s life saved after a tragic kitchen accident
A father recounts a fatal mishap during graduation week when a careless act led to a fire. His daughter, saved yet scarred by the event, confronts the chance to forgive him as doctors and emergency care intervene. The cost and impact of the incident linger.
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Lord Bacon
Joe Kerr
De Arte and De Farm Playful Art to Shoes Tale
De Arte jokes about turning an oil painting into canvas shoes made by a cobbler. De Farm confirms the bootleg art project. Mabel expresses interest in baseball and mentions a cousin in college. George asks about the cousin's position, and Mabel jokes about knocker or stopper.
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de Arte
Heck
Mabel
George
Bride of Six Weeks Wins With Baseball News
A newlywed wife, six weeks into marriage to a baseball enthusiast, reads the sports pages to catch on to the game. Jim rushes in and swings for Joe, striking him with a corn dodger on the ear as she watches the unfolding altercation.
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Sporting News
Jim
Joe
Fractured Fight Sends Crowd Into Frenzy At Ring Side
The scene centers on a boxing match where Joe and Jim exchange haymakers and clinches as the crowd roars. After a tense finish the bride tears up, exclaiming to her mother that a divorce is needed due to confusion over baseball and Fred.
The Joys of Camping
An old joke style essay playfully mocks camping hardships and misadventures. It mixes exaggerated dangers with comic remedies like waterproof canvas roofs and aromatic bugs while wryly noting the lack of fish moonlight and decent meals. Joe Kerr signs off with waning enthusiasm.
Carpenter Drives 125 Nails a Minute, Swift Record?
Witness Swiftly notes a carpenter hammering highly rapid nail work claiming 125 nails per minute. No arrest appeared tied to the incident, though comments teased a possible speedy driving claim.
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Jonx
Wayside Wisdoms and Witty Adages
A collection of maxims on modesty money and prudence. It notes skin deep humility price of knowledge salary seeking fate of the wise worm and the balance of honesty and shrewdness. It argues weaknesses can yield gains and warns about the burden of illness on caregivers.
Local sayings hint at June weddings and summer meals
A playful note suggests June as a busy month for marriages and plenty of food, with old time voice mentioning big folks marrying and smaller ones indulging in green apples.
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Patsy
Micky
Proposal Sparks Quiet Fuss Downstairs
Father on the stairs asks about the noise while the daughter explains Tom dropped his voice when he proposed to her in the hallway.
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Janet
Viola
Fanny
Tom
The June Bride and the Month of Romance
A humorous column defends June as the ideal wedding month with jokes about brides, elopements, and long romance. It argues delays threaten happiness and jokes about June across venues like Niagara Falls and Paris, signed by Joe Kerr.
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Niagara Falls
Atlantic City
Rhine
Paris
Jane
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