Humorous sequence over trunks and a grass-cutting joke
A family sketch centers on a trunk mishap and a barter over lawn work. Willie admits cutting Mrs. Meanly’s grass for 10 cents but reveals he used her sickle, prompting a playful exchange among Mother Father and Porter about value and care.
Not Any There In Talk Of Politics In The Country
A traveler recalls a farmer in a crowded train car who dismisses political talk as unimportant. The farmer cites local happenings about selling stock, new purchases, a leg injury, and children eating skunk cabbage, arguing that political chatter would ruin rural gatherings.
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Harry
Jim Northrop
Dakota
Joe Kerr
Fizz Season Brings Crowd to Soda Fountain Line
In scorching heat crowds seek relief at the soda fountain. Citizens flock to the counter as the joyous fizz promises cool refreshment. Men wipe foreheads, share a stick of ice cream, and await a cold treat from the bustling shop run by JOE RERR.
Man Celebrates Lone Fourth Of July After Jail Cell Confession
A night incident in which a man, kept in his cellar by his wife, asks a policeman if the Fourth of July has passed. The officer confirms, and the man claims deep Revolutionary roots. He enters a saloon, drinks once, and salutes the Continental Congress before vanishing.
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Philadelphia
Boston
Bunker Hill
Delaware
Washington
Continental Congress
Joe Kerr
The Eel Improves Life Divine By Sneaking Under Keel
A line swallowing eel hides beneath the boat as the creature nimbly moves unseen and seizes the fishing line. The playful verse contrasts the eel’s sly vigor with the fisherman's vigilance in a maritime scene.
Man Fights Off Dog Using Watch
Witness recounts Dinks being attacked by a savage dog yesterday and escaping by grabbing his watch and throwing it at the animal, breaking its face.
He Did It A Local Hero Leads Crowd To Election Hope
Squire Jones stands on the post office steps to address a crowd about Japan and the United States. He recounts travels to Boston and a bold confrontation with a Japanese man, claiming the plan cooled tensions and earned him praise from the crowd. The piece ends with him hailed as a future legislator.
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Squire Jones
Japan
Boston
United States
Squar Jones
Blankville
Sam
Joe Kerr
Household Interrogations Across Border Lines
A terse exchange probes a man about his son Hiram's education and appearance. The dialogue contrasts expectations of status with practical judgment, set against a rural community backdrop.
Take Heed Heat Warning Advice for Summer Safety
The verse warns readers about dangers when the sun shines directly. It counsels caution in daily movement and meal choices to survive the heat. The message urges careful steps outdoors to avoid trouble during hot periods.
A RONDEAU OF VACATION
A verse sketch contrasts the rich fleeing pursuit by private yacht and mountain locales for two weeks of relief. It notes the contrast with the less wealthy who scrimp for fourteen nights of view while enduring the heat and crowds. The poem ends with travelers seeking cooling air and dew.
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Flea
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