Causes of the Present Stringency Wired by Notables
A collection of quotes from figures such as Governor Magoon farmers, Harriman, Carnegie, the Secretary of Agriculture and Chauncey Depew. Each blames current hardship on various causes from overcoat cloth to market speculation and even the ice man, revealing a humorous chorus of explanations.
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Magoon
John Jones
Chauncey
John L. Sullivan
Jo“ Kerr
When Evelyn Goes to Skate
A whimsical verse describes wind capering, leaf imps dancing at the gate, and ice gems glowing on the snow’s surface as Evelyn glides. The poem paints a serene winter scene with playful, lyrical imagery.
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Evelyn
Paradise
Gratitude Proved By A Steamboat Rescue Tale
A Cincinnati drummer recounts a river rescue five years earlier when he saved a man from drowning. The man later repaid a debt by bending bank rules to allow a 15 cent withdrawal, illustrating that generosity endures and a life saved may be rewarded in time.
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Mississippi
Cleveland
America
Jor Kerr
Boosting Himself and the Paris Hotel Epiphany
An Indiana man recalls lodging in a Paris hotel where Americans with titles crowded the register. After revealing he pioneered ocean tunneling from New York to Havre his status shifts. judges and generals yield to him and he leaves as the star guest.
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Indiana
Paris
New York
Havre
Joe Kurk
The Philosophy of Five Dollar Day
Two unemployed men, Tom and Bill, discuss their woes and a plan to demand five dollars a day. They joke about striking for higher pay rather than sticking to four dollars, arguing the mindset will improve their situation. Joe Kerr.
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Joe Kerr
Winter Sakes and Buckwheat Cakes Song Line
A playful seasonal verse contrasts winter comforts with buckwheat cakes and maple sirup, noting a fondness for simple foods like a bird and a bottle and avoiding sneers at lobsters and wine.
Names in the 1909 presidential sweepstakes grow wider
JOE KERR reports a running list of possible candidates for the next presidency. The roster includes Bryan Taft Cannon Foraker Hughes Lawson Root Ryan Belmont Tillman Parker Cortelyou Morgan Parkhurst and hints more names from graded political circles may join later.
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Elihu Root
Thomas Ryan
Perry Belmont
Senator Tillman
Ben
Alton B. Parker
Mr. Cortelyou
J. Pierpont Morgan
Dr. Parkhurst
America
Smiths
Weston
Joe Kerr
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