Humorous Exchange About Keys and Reputation
A lighthearted dialogue depicts Mrs. Collier Downe noting singing late, and Mr. Collier Downe struggling to find a keyhole. Jiggs jokes the Hon. James Smith fears strangers would mock his reputation if widely known.
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Jiggs
James Smith
Jaggs
Calf and prodigal sons lesson urged in quick action
A weary debate over a four year old bill prompts a sharp point on urgency. The speaker argues quick action could reduce costs and spare resources, framing it as a lesson for parents to consider with care.
Two Hundred Thirty Million for Panama Canal
A man jokes about the rising Panama Canal cost from one hundred fifteen million to two hundred thirty million, warning of broader demands for accountability. Joe Kerr declares relief at avoiding the bill, addressing a weary taxpayer in a concluding encounter on the street.
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George
Panama Canal
the Inquirer
Joe Kerr
The Ideal Hearth and His Harvest
A verse showing preference for a coal fire over other heat sources. The speaker rejects gas, wood, and steam heat, praising a coal fire to poke when anger rises. The second part depicts old winter’s husking bee with merriment and a kiss scene among maids with red ears.
Tramp Puffs Pipe and Talks Germs Fraud in Cattle Fears
A tramp discusses tuberculosis and foot and mouth disease in cattle, claiming to detect germs in milk with pepper and to mock farmers. He recounts feigning illness to exploit farmers and jokes about germs causing cattle losses while sliding into profit from such fears.
The Joke That Went Wrong on the Streetcar
A streetcar strikes a fat man who rises to scold the motorman, prompting laughter from passengers. One man does not laugh, recalling a life altered by grief and a fortune earned, only to vanish into solemnity as he reflects on death and last words. The tale ends with the narrator, Joe Err, departing to Texas.
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Texas
Joe
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