A New Year's Ode by Joe Kerr
A verse satirizing New Year woes and rising costs as expense notices arrive. It mocks landlords, merchants, and tradesmen demanding payment while the speaker shrugs at trifles, urging cheerful defiance as the year begins.
When Pleasures Fade Bills Arrive on New Year
A somber note recalls how joys fade as bills mount at year’s start. The verse contrasts celebrations with financial burdens, hinting at the toll of expense despite seasonal cheer.
New Year Resolutions Echoed by Forest Creatures
In a New Year vignette Wolf and Hyena discuss resolutions as Father Time passes. The Wolf vows to stop climbing trees despite temptations, while the Hyena pledges to avoid peasant hay. They plan to persuade the Hare to end sheep slaughter.
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Wolf
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Wise Lord DeBroke Estate Talk Stirs Debate
A wry discussion centers on Wise-Lord DeBroke and his estate in the old country. The chatter weighs whether the talk of property signals a real claim or a playful persona.
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Lord DeBroke
Old Country
Happy New Year Confusion On Platforms
An unnamed German man boards a car with a rapturous smile provoking a platform smoker to joke about a joyous New Year. He replies oddly that something good has happened, hinting at a comic misinterpretation or emergency.
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Jacob
Partners Taken In By Schmidt In Ice Business
A dialogue records a man stating he and Schmidt are partners from today with Schmidt handling all business in their ice trade venture. The exchange confirms the shift after a prior working relationship.
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Schmidt
Roosevelt Sends Home Elephant Tusks Highlighting His Teeth Joke
In a light exchange, a speaker notes Roosevelt has sent home another big lot of elephant tusks and another quip about his fame on teeth, reflecting a humorous moment about the former president's ivory and dental reputation.
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Squartleigh
Roosevelt
Joans
Teddy
Right On Time
A man named Boo, absorbed in thought, slips on a New Year morning and quips about fortune tellers. He narrowly survives a sidewalk fall, joking about fate and astrology while a passerby helps him up. The scene showcases urban mild humor from a New Year’s incident.
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Boo
George
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The Annual Resolution and The Reason Contain Jests on 1910
A humorous exchange lists New Year resolutions and predictions for the coming year. The speakers mock rising costs taxes, illnesses, and everyday reversals, noting no real change in 1910 and cheekily urging to “sit tight and let her rip.”
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Bert
Bess
Africa
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