Christmas Present That Gave Five Thousand Gold
A humor column recalls a tale where a miserly Westchester uncle gifts a dying horse to a nephew. The horse yields a hidden stash of five thousand dollars in gold, triggering a feud and a mock mystery fit for Sherlock Holmes. The narrator laments the unlikely event and hopes for a similar surprise again.
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Sherlock Holmes
Joe Kerr
Miss Butte Curtain Scene Sparks Moonlit Banter
A brief stage moment shows Miss Butte and Willie Bug sharing a moonlit exchange. The curtain falls signaling a lighthearted interlude with gentle dialogue and a soft, romantic mood.
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Miss Butte
Willie Bug
Prudent Young Man Seeks Ring to Secure Marriage
A man visits a jewelry store in August seeking a ring for a fiancée, asking guarantees it will lead to marriage. The clerk explains no guarantees exist, and the man leaves, returns later, and learns the woman married someone else in October, lamenting his missed chance.
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Mebbe
Professor Daubo and His Realistic Painting
A college tale recounts Colonel Rowan recalling Christmas plans with his colored porter George. The officer details promising two chickens for a Christmas dinner and mentions a coop holding a hundred fine chickens.
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Professor Daubo
Chicken Thief Confesses As Frosty Theft Shocks Town
In a Christmas Eve twist, George admits stealing six unplucked chickens after a frost. He explains he aimed to fund rising prices and prevent the narrator from bankruptcy, insisting his act was to save him from a dire financial loss. The tale blends humor with crime in a frontier tone attributed to Joe Kerr.
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George
Kurnel
The Annual Hustle and Downcast Crowds
An obscure fragment describes a yearly event with weary attendees and strained finances. The tone hints at a somber mood, frayed nerves, and flattened pocketbooks among participants, reflecting hardship during a traditional hustle.
The Wise Shopper Tale of Christmas Morning Call
The piece features a playful call to wake early for holiday shopping amid crowded stores and festive mischief. Names like Ketchem Guder and Krusty-Young appear in light dialogue about gifts and meals.
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Miss Ketchem Guder
Mr. Krusty
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de Witt
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Bierk
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