Christmas Gift Guide From Joe Kerr
A humorous, satirical list urges readers to buy extravagant gifts for family members for Christmas. It parodies shopping frills by suggesting lavish items for wife daughter mother-in-law son and brother in law and ends with a wink about the narrator Joe Kerr.
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Foolish Young Man Learns About True Valor
A Thanksgiving football date ends with a comic twist as a young man remarks he once saved 200 lives at sea. The girl grins and then asks if he has done anything great. She dismisses him after learning his real feat was tackling in a game, ending their almost engagement.
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Prunes and the Election Avalanche
An insurance man recalls a November conversation with a tramp who predicted a landslide for the Democrats. The predictor cited endless prunes as a symbol of Republican overkill, arguing voters tired of the prune regime would swing the result. The avalanche arrived, prompting reflection on whether the prune motif truly influenced the outcome.
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Republican Party
Theory and Practice. A Winter Tonic and Escape
The poem expresses a fondness for winter despite the chill and effort of snow. It notes winter as a refreshing tonic but admits reluctance to endure cold when price limits or convenience tempt us to seek summer warmth.
I Am Bound and Determined to Send a Valentine
A young man declares he is resolved one way, despite the cold, and will send his girl a two-shilling Valentine when St. Valentine’s Day arrives, even if he must endure snowballs for weeks. A streetcar scene follows with Joe Kerr y entering and shouting.
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Joe Kerry
Typewriter Style Sparks Merchant's Idle Praise
In a casual exchange, a merchant extols the typewriter as the swellest ever while asking about its style, capturing a light moment of showroom banter. The dialogue showcases a product admired for its charm and design.
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Merchant
Puzzle explains why Christmas comes after Thanksgiving
A traveler solves a farm couple’s quarrel by revealing that Thanksgiving comes before Christmas because Thanksgiving is after the Fourth of July. The farmer and wife admit their dispute ends with the visitor’s simple explanation and praise his wit.
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