The tailor plans to meet Bryan then shifts to Taft
A street car passenger, a tailor, asks a fellow rider how to approach William Jennings Bryan and whether the candidate would loan him five dollars. The Roman-nosed man dismisses the idea, saying Bryan will never be president, and suggests Taft as an alternative.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
William Jennings Bryan
William
Bryan
Mr. Bryan
White House
United States
Taft
No Difference To Him In Adirondack Cabin Tale
A July encounter in the Adirondacks reveals a settler family living unchanged through a national money panic. The father and his wife insist their poverty has had no effect, continuing with corn coffee taters bacon and a roof over their heads.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Adirondacks
Jane
Joe Kerr
Hampered by a hammock and a fishing plan
The dialogue features Horan Doran and Faith debating whisky and stomach pain with a hammock and fishing net analogy. A jokey exchange ends with a cutter’s task about trimming the jib sheet, showing sailors at leisure and a light miscue about the boat gear.
Narrow escape after buggy mishap with playful banter
Harold recounts a morning fall from a buggy but claims no injury. Howard quips that Providence favors intoxicated men and fools. Harold insists he never drinks liquor, and Howard concedes.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Harold
Howard
No Longer Friends in Marital Rift
Dicks presses Miss Wrinkles about friendship while Wicks reveals they have been married since June, signaling a tense, ended relationship.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Miss Wrinkles
Wicks
Swiftly Held Up Last Night Promptly Recounted
Cook says Swiftly was held up last night. Hook offers the robber acted as an act of charity stating the thief could not hold himself up when last seen.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Cook
Hook
Midnight encounter in a Venezuelan war scare tale
A quiet man walking home at midnight is accosted by a tramp who riffs on Venezuela tensions and Castro as an impending war. The man refuses a dime citing domestic dreads, jokes about fighting abroad versus a domestic row with Mrs. Castro. The exchange ends with a brisk, humorous twist.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Venezuela
Don Castro
Uncle Sam
Quotable quips from a comic exchange in a humor column
A string of witty, unrelated exchanges appears as a humorous dialogue. Characters like Ruyters Kramp and Miss Kayne exchange lines about editors, honesty, and luck with money. The snippets reference digestion, pastries, and a joke about a mule.
Also Mentioned on This Page
Professor Daubo
Africa
Patrick
Farmer Barns
Birt
Jimmie
Horan
Doran
F.C
Ruyters Kramp
Kayne
Hix
Dix
Jiggs
Dr. Emlee
Justwed
Lawn Fete