Drummer Relives Vacation Farm Stay With Big Price Tag
A vaudeville drummer recounts a two week country stay at a farmhouse, praising beds and meals while critics mock hunting and fishing claims. He concludes the only fault was the farmer's price, five hundred thousand dollars per week, leaving him unable to stay longer. Joe Kerr and a waiter contribute a closing gag about chores.
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New York
Joe Kerr
Picnic Days Under the Chestnut Tree
A verse describing a family picnic with Susan preparing baskets of chicken and pies under a chestnut tree. A nearby country band plays while children Dick and Bob contend with insects and a fall from a chestnut tree. The family returns home after a late day of eating, ending with playful antics and a yellow jacket nest incident.
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Susan
Neighbors clash over Taft Bryan vote in tense exchange
A decade of near neighbor animosity erupts in a heated discussion about Taft and Bryan. Accusations fly as one insists on records and the other dismisses them, with sharp taunts about honesty and public trust.
Silas-Ha and the Summer Boarder’s Knicker Incident
Dialogue sketches a rural misadventure with talking animals and a chefly dream of auto attachments for farming chores. Silas reports a cow swallowing a knicker and breath problems while Miss Frog and Miss Turtle reveal secrets about age and a car ending in poultry mishaps. Rambo complains of a ten-chicken spree.
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Silas
Rural Way and a Post Office Card Mix Up
Mrs Hayrick at the village post office asks about a postal card from her mother in law. The village postmaster glances at the stack and notes she will visit on Wednesday, confirming the expected arrival day and a stray postal card.
Cheaper ways to enjoy summer breezes at home
A breezy column argues for staying home to save money. It suggests drug-store tan and electric fans as affordable comforts. The piece praises early risers and shifting routines to cut costs, noting snow shoveling yields earlier lawn mowing.
And She Too. A Tale of Panic and Stock Exchange Wit
Two men on a street car share a grim joke about the Texas oil boom and its crash. A widow’s fortune turns into a stock windfall as a married man discovers his new bride’s wealth is the same stock he lost, revealing ironies of fortune and marriage. Joe Kerr.
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Texas
Joe Kerr
Life Insurance Pitch Snagged by Valet Exchange
A brief cameo shows a life insurance agent proposing a policy while Cholly Knickerbocker jokes about consulting his valet who handles such affairs. The exchange highlights a humorous social moment between the two figures.
Banquet Aftermath Sparks Late Night Confusion
Max and Dax discuss arrival times after a banquet. Max says three in the morning while Dax claims 2 am. Max notes additional distance yet claims to have farther to go, and Dax argues he walked less but was unseen.
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Max
Dax
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