Woman and son clash over farm turnips and pride
A Long Island farmer who sold potatoes in Brooklyn says his son Bill now runs the farm and must be consulted on decisions. The narrator recalls Bill’s rise after a violent scrub with a tramp, cementing his new front in town.
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Long Island
Brooklyn
Bill
Moving Day Riot Among Tenants Ends At Dawn
A playful poem shows Smith, Jones, Green, and Brown amid a chaotic moving day. Vans wheel through a ruined street as cursing, broken furniture, and smashed mirrors tally the toll. Police arrive but the melee lingers until dawn. Joe Kerr narrates the comic catastrophe.
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Smith and Jones
Green
Brown
Tale of a Lobbyist Exposes Bribery in Legislature
Joe Kerr recounts attempts to influence a state legislature through cash bribes to lawmakers. A railroad-funded lobbyist describes offering $100 to a neutral member who then criticized him, later voting for the bill anyway, and a second bribe of $250 to another member, highlighting corruption.
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Joe Kerr
The First Fly of Spring
A playful note describes the season’s first fly of spring fluttering about with cheeky mischief until a sudden chill wind blinds it and it is punished for being too forward.
The Annual Fever Moves to a New House
A poetic appeal describes hunting for a new home with bath and furnace, sunlit rooms, a garret, a back yard, and a plot of grass. The couple seeks proximity to school and courthouse square, fresh paint, and a well-kept condition, hoping neighbors can share keys for a year’s move.
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Earlie
Sue
Courthouse
A Pittsburg Drummer Recalls A Cautionary Tale Of Trust
A Pittsburg drummer recounts traveling 26 years and nine cross country trips. He describes wiring in New York with $20000 from his late aunt, being duped by a telegraph game, and lending $20000 to a bankrupt doctor who was from his hometown. He laments his trust and guilelessness while seeking sympathy.
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United States
Pittsburg
New York
The May Queen and the Alley Champion Bowler
A humorous exchange imagines the May queen arriving with coats and stoves, while a beware of trickery joke contrasts a moving drag with a sand bag theft. Dickson reveals a planned marriage to a famed alley bowler, Wickson confirming she is the state champion.
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Dickson
Wickson
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