Knowing Too Much
After retiring from politics David Bennett Hill refused to attend conventions, even as a spectator. He explained that politicians are like sausages and you prefer them unseen when they are made. The veteran lawmaker spoke with a sly wink about the nature of political life.
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David Bennett Hill
Dinner Question From Cannibal King Tale Ends With Twist
An exchange between a dusky prime minister and a cannibal king leads to a tall tale by Seth the Grand Canyon resident who brags about digging the canyon and hauling dirt away in a wheelbarrow. A bright East visitor questions the feat and challenges the pile of dirt.
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Seth
Grand Canyon
Seaport Visit Provokes Fish Diet Insight
A studious visitor asks about local diet and learns the people mostly eat fish. An old seaport fisherman confirms the fish-based sustenance, prompting the visitor to remark on intelligence. The native quips about appearance without fish.
Birds of a Feather in Night Owls and Day Eagles
A compact saying contrasts nocturnal owls with daytime eagles, noting that collaboration across different rhythms is difficult yet potentially competitive. The line implies resilience and strategic pacing between contrasting groups.
Woman Reunites With Gloves as Waiter Points Out Husband
A woman who left a restaurant misses her gloves. She tells her husband to wait and searches the table then lifts the cloth to look underneath. A waiter interrupts to direct her to the man by the door.
Why Do Poor and Rich Tip Differ in Dining Rooms
In a restaurant chat, a man asks why poor men tend to give larger tips than rich men. The waiter suggests the uneven behavior may reflect concerns about others discovering each person's wealth status.
Violin String Confusion in London Shop
A G I in a London music shop asks for an E string for his violin. The girl assistant offers all violin strings and tells him to pick it out himself claiming she cannot distinguish Es from Fs.
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G.I
London
Undeveloped Eggs Highlight Farmer Tradeoffs
A conversation contrasts a young wife noting small eggs with a wise friend blaming farmers for rushing eggs from the nest to sell. The exchange underscores concerns about egg quality and farming pressures.
Edibles Before I Married Maggie Dear
A humorous verse reflects how a husband once called Maggie various affectionate nicknames but after years of marriage now sees himself as simply her bread and butter.
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Maggie
Jersey cow coats questions tease farm humor
A playful exchange between city and farm girls centers on identifying a Jersey cow’s coat. City girl jokes about skin appearance while farm girl clarifies the breed, highlighting rural humor.
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Jersey
Well Matched When You Argue With A Fool
A concise proverb discusses the risk of arguing with a fool and cautions that the fool may be equally engaged. The saying emphasizes restraint to avoid pointless dispute.
Midriff Play Suit and Pineapple Doilies Pattern Notes
An ad describes a vintage Midriff Play Suit pattern for little girls in sizes 3 4 5 years with seersucker and other fabrics. It also features crochet pineapple motif doilies with two pattern numbers and prices, offering complete directions for each pattern by sending 20 cents plus name and address.
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Illinois
Household Hints From A Bygone Era
Practical tips cover makeshift repairs and kitchen hacks from everyday objects. Suggestions include slicing broom handles for patches, using oil to prevent spillovers, waxed paper for gelatin, compact medicine dropper bottles for oils, and crafting a long-handled dust pan from an old mop handle.
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