Belated Pat Blames Alarm Clock For Delayed Feats
A joke about Pat the Irishman who buys an alarm clock but still arrives late. The foreman questions the timing, and Pat replies that the clock goes off while he is asleep, explaining his persistent tardiness.
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Man Reaps 100 Times What He Sows
A proverb-like item notes that the day man sows, he will reap, but the aim is to reap a hundredfold. The line hints at moral cause and effect and echoes biblical or didactic sentiment found in period pages.
Clean System Clear Skin Promise
An advertisement extols bowel regularity for clear skin and recommends Black-Draught, a purely vegetable laxative, as a refreshing relief to keep bowels regular until future disturbance. It emphasizes constipation as a cause of skin issues and promotes the product.
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