The Public Should Have Them Translated by Druggists
A plea for translating prescriptions from Latin to English to inform patients of what they take. It argues this would reduce doctor visits and fees, and cites ethics, patient rights, and calls for a public code. Also includes assorted satirical items and anecdotes.
Childs Understanding of Faith Turns Into Waves
A five year old hearing a sermon about Jesus walking on water mistakes the miracle for a trick while a balloonist recounts his wreck and asks for shelter. The stories echo themes of danger faith and misinterpretation through quick, humorous exchanges.
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Carthagenian mercenaries' cemented restraints joke
A dialogue humorously contrasts a dog chasing its tail with economic jokes about ends meeting. The punchline recalls Carthagenian mercenaries encasing prisoners in cement that hardened and contracted, leading to a comic exchange about uncomfortable outfits.
Rice Growth Potential in Louisiana and Texas
It is estimated 21,000,000 acres could grow rice in Louisiana and Texas, with a crop value around 400 million dollars. If realized, the ice crop would rank fifth in value among the nation’s cereals. Some fault-finding women often step on their own corns.
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The Cockroach Poem Excerpt Circulated 1907
A humorous verse by Byron Williams titled The Cockroach appears as a children's mock poem. It depicts a cockroach in kitchen treats from butter to pie and syrup, ending with a playful chase to catch the insect.
Boy begs to quit school after mother's death
Rastus arrives at school grieving and asks to quit so he can help support his family. He explains his mother was a wash-lady and his father must drink, leaving him to work. The worn child typeset depicts his plea for immediate employment.
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Quixote Bets on Cards in Venice Merchant Escapade
Don Quixote says patience and shuffle the cards as a Venice merchant proposes a game of chance with a quarter and a risky bet. Quixote agrees, the wager is set, and the drinks follow, ending in playful triumph.
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Oldest Triplets Celebrate Sixty Eighth Birthday in Jackson
In Jackson Mississippi three siblings J. F. Price Henry Price and Nancy Phillips marked the sixty eighth birthday of perhaps the world’s oldest triplets. Price, a long time hotel man, is joined by his brother in Jackson while Phillips hails from Calhoun county. Wild deer and chamois roam Swiss villages in a starving state seeking hay as peasants carry them home in sledges.
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Does Your Back Ache Profit by the Experience of One Who Has Found Relief
James R. Keeler of Fenner Sr Cazenovia New York relates a fifteen year episode of back and kidney pain. After trying various remedies he found relief from the first box of Doan s Kidney Pills and says two boxes restored him to good health. He notes his wife and friends also used the product. Sold by all dealers at 50 cents a box Foster Milburn Co Buffalo New York.
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Great Discovery Announced By Crookes And Colleagues
Sir William Crookes announces a nitric acid extraction process from the atmosphere, developed with Freiburg University professors Krowalski and Moscicki. The method targets commercial and agricultural use and could transform the nitrate industry and world food supply. Itcheres not a guaranteed cure for all ills but Hunt's Cure promises relief and cure for itch conditions including eczema and ringworm.
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Habits of Sperm Whale Breathing Pattern
The sperm whale stays underwater for about 20 minutes then surfaces to breathe 50 or 60 times, taking around ten minutes to complete the breath sequence. This cadence highlights its deep diving behavior and air exchange process observed by researchers.
Allen's Foot Ease Ad With Trial Offer
One size smaller after using Allen's Foot Ease. A cure for swollen sweaty hot aching feet. At all druggists 25c. Accept no substitute. Trial package free. Address A. 8. Olmsted Le Roy New York.
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All men want to work but many resist toil
A concise observation on labor norms noting that people desire employment yet avoid sustained effort, highlighting a tension between aspiration and action within workers.
Going Away Remark Sparks Poker Remittance Request
A conversation between Jack and Madge reveals a request to avoid poker stories replacing weekly remittance. The exchange centers on financial notes and personal departure.
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Kentucky man earns double wages as hodcarrier
A Kentucky worker, identified as a Black hodcarrier, earns double wages by performing the work of two men. He carries 40 to 50 bricks at a time on a board balanced on his head as he climbs to the tops of high buildings.
Not those who read alone but those who think rise enlightened
A reflective piece contrasts reading with thinking as the path to enlightenment and notes truth struggles to rise amid busy lives.
Burglar Shows Regret Over Quick House Raids
A London burglar captured after a swift spree lamented his aging while admitting he used to target twenty houses in two hours. Police report the culprit was arrested and charged following the recent break ins.
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Golden wedding finds groom in wedding suit again
A recent golden wedding in England featured the aged bridegroom wearing the suit he wore at his wedding. The preserved garment underscored thrifty sentiment and enduring vows as the couple marked fifty years together.
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Wasted Time Harms Those Who Neglect Opportunity
A proverb notes that only the idle suffer from loss as time slips away and chances pass. It emphasizes personal responsibility and the consequences of inaction.
Postum Coffee Ends Nervous Sleep Troubles in Dakotan
A South Dakota woman reports relief from twitching limbs and insomnia after stopping coffee and trying Postum Food Coffee. She says one cup a day caused nervous symptoms and sleepless nights, which disappeared after quitting coffee and adopting Postum.
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Old Framingham bank note found as souvenir
A Framingham Massachusetts note from June 12 1854 preserved as a keepsake after redemption at the town’s national bank. Separately a New York hotel and restaurant tip theft trend is rising as managers blame low server wages for lowering moral standards.
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Tommy Pop and the Better Half Comment
A terse dialogue features Tommy Pop debating marriage with his son. The exchange jokes about a man’s worth after remarriage and whether a second marriage leaves him with nothing.
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Can Not Escape Thoughts
A quotation on thinking by Sir William Temple notes that a person cannot escape thoughts and must steer them in the best possible direction. The reflection emphasizes the power of deliberate mental direction.
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