Scriblets Ends Gross Humorist Run
In a sweeping statement Scriblets says he will quit being a gross humorist. He has not disclosed who informed him but hints at stopping jokes about mothers in law bald headed men women hats intoxicated husbands and family fights.
Prevent Malaria With Regular Oxidine Dosing
An advertisement urges malaria prevention by taking one dose of Oxidine in malarial regions to avoid chills fever and associated troubles.
Orozco's Army Defeated in Coahuila Battle
In Muzquiz Coahuila rebels under Orozco are reported defeated by federal forces led by General Blanquet. Federals report 90 dead or wounded and say Orozco's 4000-strong force was overcome. Mexican Chamber of Deputies voted to authorize 20 million pesos as a new war fund amid disorder and criticism of government efforts.
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Vanderbilt Cup Won by Ralph De Palma at Wauwatosa Race
Ralph de Palma drove a Mercedes to win the eighth Vanderbilt Cup at Wauwatosa Wisconsin covering 299 miles in 4 hours 20 minutes 31 54 seconds at 69 mph. Hughie Hughes finished second in a Mercedes, with Spencer Wishart third and Gil Anderson fourth. only these four finished.
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Savannah
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Spencer Wishart
Gil Anderson
Ralph Mulford
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Tetzlaff
Fiat
Harry Nelson
Hughes
Wishart
Aviator Walsh Dies After 2000 Foot Fall At Fair
Charles F. Walsh perished during an aerial spiral descent at the interstate fair grounds in Trenton New Jersey before a crowd of about 50 000. The Houston Texas native suffered massive injuries after losing control of his biplane and plunging to the earth during a stunt.
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Explosion at El Paso cement plant destroys powder house
One thousand pounds of potassium chloride and five thousand pounds of powder exploded in the Southwestern Portland Cement Company powder house near the plant. The blast demolished the structure and left the area badly damaged.
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Tex
Southwestern Portland Cement Company
Rough Rice Sales Hit 8502 Sacks for Beaumont Area
The Southern Rice Growers Association reported sales of rough rice in Beaumont Texas totaling 8 502 sacks selling at the association minimums.
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Beaumont
Tex
Southern Rice Growers
Smiling Martyrdom Ename
A fragment notes the iceman brings a lump so small you do not complain lest he fail to come at all. The voice hints at patient endurance and ironies of daily need in a terse rural tone.
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Pimples Cured by Cuticura After A Year of Suffering
Morrison Tennessee resident John Finger reports a year of severe acne and eczema with itching insomnia and pain. After trying remedies he used Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment for about a month and says all itching and pimples disappeared. Advertisement notes Cuticura sold worldwide with free samples via Cuticura Dept L Boston.
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Cuticura
Dept. L
Boston
Modern Engagement Ends When Photographs Sell
Jellison meets Barwood in the street and learns Barwood postponed marriage. The would be groom explains the fiancée, too modern for him, ended their engagement after her plan to film the proposal for a cinematograph company.
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Don’t Take Bond’s Pills Aimed at Headache Biliousness
Advertisement promising Bond’s Pills are mild and effective for headaches biliousness and torpid liver. Claims no sickness or constipation and urges buys from Bond’s Pharmacy Co. Little Rock Ark with 25 cent price and free sample offer.
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Quay mocks a notorious politician at Congress hotel
Dick Quay in Chicago at the Congress hotel ridicules a well known public figure calling him a self made man with a joking reference to nine coats of white wash by investigating committees. The remarks underscore ongoing scrutiny of the politician.
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Congress Hotel
Chicago
Mr. Quay
Thoughtful Wife and Ball Game Temper
A domestic exchange includes plans to attend a ball game and a request to be called if the home team loses. An advertisement promotes Oxidine as a malaria cure and general health tonic with a medical claim.
Cur dogs and thoroughbreds differ in living choices
The remark notes a principal difference between a cur dog and a thoroughbred is the cur dog can pick his own living.
Tetterine touted as universal cure for skin diseases
Ad claims Tetterine cures eczema ringworm erysipelas infant s sore head and all itching skin ailments with instant relief and permanent results. Boland B ll Druggist of Con Ga says thirty years in business confirm’s its superiority and notes success on rough hands. Available 50 cents or by mail from J. T. Shuptrine Savannah Ga.
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J. T. Shuptrine
Savanna Ga
Modest Request From A Play Mill Seeks Practice Funds
In a backstage exchange Yorick Hamm contemplates handling large sums in every act. He prompts for a rehearsal loan, asking for a $2 bill to practice with, underscoring the production’s rehearsal needs and stage money handling.
Talking Shop Wedding Joke About All Rights Reserved
Hewitt recalls a wedding reception gag where no one kissed the bride and a card reading All rights reserved was displayed by the writer friend. Jewett explains the gag in a lighthearted exchange about publishing rules.
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Jewett
The Style of It. A Lunch Wagon Service Joke
A quip about lunch wagon meals asks how they are served. The punchline implies they are served a la cart, playing on the phrase a la carte.
Unclear Malaria Ailments and Public Sentiment
A fragmented report discusses malaria symptoms and a tonic named OXIDINE claimed to eradicate the malaria germ and improve health. The text also notes the tendency of people to give lengthy speeches instead of direct answers.
Itch Relief Ad Promises Fast Action
An advertisement for ITCH Relieved in 30 minutes touts Woolford's Sanitary Lotion as a cure for contagious itch available at Druggista.
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Woman Declares Role in Family Needs Creative Reuse
A woman says a family role requires turning old items into new comforts, emphasizing practical thrift and imaginative reuse as a measure of responsibility.
Scots Curler Earns Praise From Lord Lyveden
Fry's Magazine recounts a Swiss curling match where a Scottish skip praised a teammate after a perfect shot. The skipper urged him to lie down and die, declaring no finer stone would be laid by him in a hundred years, underscoring pride in the sport.
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Fry’s
Switzerland
Dee
Castoria Remains Trusted by Parents for Infants and Children
Parents urged to examine every bottle of Castoria to ensure the trusted remedy for infants and children is used. The advertising line emphasizes Castoria has been in use for over 30 years and mentions that children cry for Fletcher's Castoria.
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Paradox in Ballot Talk Sparks Suffrage Debate
The item notes a witty remark about women voting in new suffrage states. It questions how female party matrons will cast their maiden ballots and hints at social obstacles in early voting rights discussions. The tone reflects period political humor.
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