Evolution poem revival after Lang don Smith death
A Brooklyn death renews attention to Lang don Smith and his poem Evolution. The piece traces life from tadpole to modern man across eras with vivid images and references to fossils, caves, and Delmonico’s, concluding with a question on rebirth and fate.
Roumania Faces Widespread Illiteracy Crisis
Reading the fragment cites Roumania where Rouravia allegedly holds the prize for illiteracy. It claims about two thirds of the population can neither read nor write, highlighting a largescale educational deficit and concern over literacy levels.
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Rouravia
Cali
Cure by Cuticura Ended Debilitating Itch Attack
In Concord New Hampshire on May 14 1907 George B Farley describes a painful outbreak on his limbs below the knees that looked like raw beefsteak and caused intense itching and swelling. He reports relief within moments of applying Cuticura and complete recovery in two days restoring him to normal activity.
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George B. Farley
South State St
Concord
N. H
French Husband Counts Kisses Across Years
A Chicago American item notes a Frenchman measuring kisses to his wife over twenty years. He starts with about 100 kisses daily in year one, about 36 700 that year, then halves in year two, drops to ten per day in year three, and to two per day by year five. After that progressions become mysterious, predicting one kiss on January first of every leap year at the end.
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Chicago
Tale of Two Inmates at Lampton Lunatic Asylum
A Lampton asylum attendant guides a visitor through two cells. The first holds a man driven to madness by love when his beloved wed someone else. The second contains a severely mentally ill inmate, described as stark raving mad.
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Lampton Lunatic Asylum
Tatler
First Taste Learned to Drink Coffee As Baby
An old letter extols Postum as a coffee substitute, recalling childhood coffee habit, later nervous spells, and improved sleep after switching. The testimonial from Battle Creek company invites readers to try Postum, claiming genuine letters appear from time to time.
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Postum
Postum Co
Battle Creek
Mich
Wellville
Kentucky Case Prompts Kidney Pill Confidence
Mrs Della Meanes of Maysville Kentucky reports seven years of kidney pain headaches and swelling. After taking Dean's Kidney Pills she improved greatly and was entirely cured. Sold by all dealers 50 cents a box Foster Milburn Co Buffalo N Y.
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Della Meanes
Front St
Maysville
Dean
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo, N. Y
Eustace Miles Attacks Rich Diets At Chicago Dinner
English athlete and food expert Eustace Miles decried rich sauces and meats at a Chicago vegetarian dinner. He compared those who overstate meals to an embarrassed motorist who pawned his car to raise 250 dollars for tires.
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Eustace Miles
Chicago
Hall's Catarrh Cure Ad Claims Constitutional Cure
There is more Catarrh in this region than all diseases. a constitutional treatment is needed. Hall's Catarrh Cure by F. J. Cheney & Co. Toledo, Ohio is claimed as the only constitutional remedy, with a $100 tip for any uncured case. Sold by druggists for 75 cents. Also recommends Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
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Hall
F. J. Cheney & Co
Toledo
Ohio
F.J. Cheney & CO
Druggiers
Hali
Expansive Receptacle and a Humorous Toothache Tale
A comic exchange shows a kid with a severe toothache joking that his mouth doubles as a baseball pocket because his suit has no pockets. The line captures a rustic voice and humorous wit.
Do you realize the gulf between humanity and an autocrat
A humorous exchange features an imperial ruler of all the Russias asking a poor man if he senses the vast inequality between ordinary people and a czar. The man replies with mild surprise and asks if the gap is a czarchasm, a pun on czar and chasm.
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Russias
Freckled Lad Praises Dad's Inventive Brilliance
A boy boasts his father is a genius for attaching a shoe brush and whisk broom to his dog Bowser s tail. The device shines his shoes and dusts his trousers as the owner heads to church, earning the boy a proud comparison to a foreign diplomat.
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Sonny
Bowser
Hunt's Cure Promises Cure for Skin Itch Troubles
For over fifteen years Hunt's Cure has worked to cure skin troubles especially itching cases. The product claims success comes from actual healing rather than advertising. One box is guaranteed to cure any case.
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Hunt
The Contrary Child Refuses Milk After Talk
Mrs. Popley-Little George won’t drink milk now. He used to take it but Mr. Popley blames imprudence for the change. He says the boy heard testimony that milk was good and acted on it.
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Popley
George
Mr. Popley
Crossly
Big market for land in Southern Texas offers rich soil
Advertises 10 to 640 acres plus 2 town lots of the richest land in Southern Texas for 210 dollars with payments of 10 dollars monthly. Promises high demand and best prices. Address Dr. Chas. F. Simmons, San Antonio, Texas for information.
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Texas
Chas. F. Simmons
San Antonio
Optical illusion remark on a statesman's demeanor
A statesman calls a colleague thoughtful and serious, while another retorts that the impression is an optical illusion. The exchange suggests one man is simply sitting easily and letting his thoughts wander.
Castoria bears signature of PS over 30 years in use
An old advertisement urges mothers to examine every bottle of Castoria for the familiar signature of PS, noting it has been in use for over 30 years and is the kind mothers have always trusted for infants and children.
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Star
Langdon Smith
New York
Brooklyn
PS Tidak
It Hums with Quips of a Spanking Household
A humorous exchange shows Tommy and Eddie riffing on punishments in a family known for its baseball roots. The dialogue contrasts a barrel stave with a shoe once used by a father who played ball.
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Eddie Fye
Hunt's Cure Guaranteed for Skin Itches
For over fifteen years Hunt's Cure has sold with a strict guarantee to cure any itching skin trouble. Less than one percent of buyers demanded refunds because the product "does the work." The inventor notes the age of wonders while a spouse quips about money.
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Hunt
Opportunity to buy Texas land near San Antonio
Send for information from Dr. Chas F Simmons in San Antonio Texas about purchasing 10 to 340 acres plus 2 town lots described as fertile land in Texas. Price listed at 210 dollars with payments of 10 dollars monthly.
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Chas. F. Simmons
San Antonio
Texas
Farm for sale in Garden Spot near San Antonio
Farmers wake up last chance to buy a farm in Atascosa County Texas near San Antonio. Offers range from 10 to 640 acres and two town lots priced at 210 dollars. Write for literature and views Dr Chas F Simmons San An.
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United States
Atascosa County
Texas
San Antonio
Chas. F. Simmons
Youth the Time to Build Wisely
A trimmed collection of sentiments and sales copy touts youth character as vital for the future. It promotes land sales in South Texas from 10 to 640 acres plus two town lots for 210 dollars at 10 dollars monthly and praises Simmon’s Sarsaparilla for cleansing impurities and improving vigor.
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Rev. G. Denton
Food as Church Tithes and Land Ads in Texas Offer
Medieval note on surplus food versus money for church tithes contrasts with bold Texas land peddling. Advertisements tout 95 000 acre tract at 210 dollars with 10 monthly payments plus a medicine claim for Capudine easing indigestion. The text blends religious reflection, real estate pitches, and a quip about social support.
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Bernardo
Wise-looking men fail to deliver the goods
A succinct saying notes that many men who appear prudent or confident often cannot follow through with promised results. The idea emphasizes gap between appearance and action.
Bobby Hammers Table and Teaser Farm Ad in Texan Page
A humorous scene shows Bobby interrupting grace at his uncle the orthodox deacon’s table shouting Amen. A Texas farm sale ad offers 10 to 640 acres plus two town lots in South Texas for 210 dollars with 10 dollars monthly payments. An old advertisement touts Mrs Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for teething pain and wind colic.
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Bobby
Grace
Uncle Horace
Thebes Gates and Armies Record in Ancient Text
Thebes housed a hundred gates with capacity for 10 000 soldiers and 200 chariots per gate. Across all gates the city could muster 1 000 000 men and 2 000 chariots in total.
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Thebes
Real Estate Inquiry for 10 to 64 Acres in South Texas
A notice requests information to purchase 10 to 64 acres and 2 town lots on the best lane in South Texas. Price specified as 210 dollars with payments of such per month. Addressed to Dr. Chas. F Simmons in San Antonio Texas for response.
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Chas. F Simmons
San Antonio
Texas
Quotations on Reward and Right Living
A brief reflective fragment cites Tupper praising right living and calm contentment over wealth and praise, contrasting moral worth with material reward. The line emphasizes virtue as supreme over gold.
Allen's Foot Kase advertised cure for feet
Allen's Foot Kase offers relief for ot sweating callous and swollen aching feet. Sold by all druggists priced 25 cents. Do not accept substitutes. Trial package FK BE. Address Allen S Olmsted Roy North Dakota.
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Allen
Allen S. Olmsted
Roy
After Pleasure Follows Pain and After Pain Follows Virtue
A succinct quotation tracing moral sequence from pleasure to pain to virtue attributed to W J Locke. The line presents a philosophical outlook rather than a news item or event.
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W. J. Locke
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