Fragmented satire and science musings from supplements
A collage of quotes and wry observations on marriage in youth art and fame. A locust crop warning, jokes about Vesuvius and radium, plus trivia about baseball feats and salaries. It notes Oyama’s season prep in Vladivostok and New York legislators’ pay amid rumors of graft.
Murmurs and Mirth From a Bygone Era
A collection of quips and curiosities notes Sullivan’s vanity, a Kansas laborer’s widow leaving a $40 legacy, women’s secrets, Atkinson’s fashion, a Scotch scientist chasing striped horses, Edinboro pubs, failing Italian orange crops, olive oil yields, and a New York author buying Adirondack land from novel royalties.
Sage Employe Sues for Eight Hundred Dollars Wages
A grasping employee sues Uncle Russell Sage for $800 in unpaid wages claiming he earned the sum. The man accuses Sage of disrespect to the elderly and voices controversy over treatment. The piece also mocks Russian naval morale with sharp rhetoric about sailors and their battle cries.
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Russell Sage
Sage
Old Timey Scandals Spark Laughs and Legal Nodders
The Detroit man wins two thousand dollars from a secret order after injuries during a strange initiation while a Cincinnati man agrees to stay sober for three years for fifty thousand dollars. King Edward to get an American typewriter. Jeffries hints at retirement. Mrs. Crowther of New York divorces her eighth husband as comic cynicism runs wild.
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Cincinnati
Mary J. Crowther
New York
Inmate Vows Editorial for New York Paper
An inmate at the Philadelphia asylum declares he could write an editorial for any New York newspaper. He believes this will aid his release, but authorities show no mercy and remain firm in keeping him confined.
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Philadelphia
New York
Government Light at Chickamauga Park Promises Bright Acetylene Illumination
The Chickamauga Park military post near the historic battlefield now features sixty-five acetylene street lamps along six and a half miles of mains. The War Department began with Fort Meyer tests in 1903, and by 1904 a contract funded extensive lighting at the Chickamauga site, with plans to expand to Indian schools and other government buildings. Acetylene is presented as safe, simple to produce, and suitable for farms, villages, towns, churches, and public halls, delivering a pure white light.
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Chickamauga Park Ga
United States
Chickamauga
War Department
Fort Meyer
Virginia
Character in the Home and parental balance
The Delineator urges a cooperative parenting model where mothers study children and share duties with fathers. It urges fathers to seek involvement and advice, while mothers maintain ideals of righteousness and noble character. Shared observation strengthens child training and progress.
June Century Notes On Art And Poets In Literary Issue
Literary notes review The June Century issue features Dumond’s frontispiece Isabel McKinney on The Tanager Jules Guerin illustrations for The Chateaux of Touraine Violet Oakley panels for Pennsylvania governor reception room Harrison Morris on the work This issue also carries poems by Marie Van Vorst Charles Wharton Stork Margaret Root Garvin Emma Belle Miles and others highlighting a month of poets.
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Dumond
Isabel McKinney
Jules Guerin
Richard Whiteing
Chateaux
Touraine
Roscoe Braumbanagh
Circulation of Everybody's Magazine Surges
The June review by Everybody's Publishers highlights growth from 96 to 160 pages of content per month and advertising from 73 pages earning 9 742.64 to about 120 pages earning 45 000. Circulation climbs from 150 000 copies monthly to about 750 000, nearly fivefold.
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Everybody's Publishers
Everybody's Magazine
Everybody’s Magazine
Nerve Saved Steve Brodie by Joking Response
In New York, Charley Mitchell faced a threat from Mitch ell after a quarrel over John L. Sullivan. Mitchell drew a pistol, pointed it at the English boxer, and warned him that any blow would lead to news reports, then explained it was a joke and the incident ended.
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Charley Mitchell
New York
Mitchell
England
Steve” Brodie
Brooklyn Bridge
Brodie
London
Hicerone
Spooteries Club
John L. Sullivan
Steve Brodie
New York Times
Not So Very Mysterious Simple Explanation
Noted astronomer Professor Simon Newcomb recalls a dinner anecdote in Washington about a glass globe showing a warm shaded half. The gardener explains the sunlit half cools because the bowl was turned around to prevent cracking in heat, resolving the puzzle with plain practical reasoning.
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Simon Newcomb
Washington
Long Branch
Understanding banks and money creation in a community
The New Orleans Picayune explains that banks do not create money but pool small sums from individuals to form a larger fund. This aggregate enables significant business activity, allowing towns to conduct far more business than the raw cash would permit, without increasing total money.
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New Orleans Picayune
Glory on Her Head Poem by Charles Willis Thompson
A poetic vignette describes a child wearing a golden halo like headband as she plays. The speaker notes the child’s "glory on my head" and contrasts the baby’s innocent radiance with the adult’s weariness, ending with a reflection on past reverence and current tenderness.
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Charles Willis Thompson
New York Times
Fame and Fate of William Abraham in The Irish News
London correspondent profiles William Abraham M P tracing a life starting at age ten and questions whether his early start merits the burden of parliament. The piece critiques the pace of his ascent and comments on public expectations. A separate quip recalls a Pennsylvania banker’s motive to kill a newspaper editor over an abbreviation in a society issue.
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London
The
Irish News
William Abraham
Mr. Abraham
Commons
Pennsylvania
Screecher
Gunbusta
Europe
Goldust
Cure Reported for Locomotor Ataxia with Pink Pills
Albany resident Mr. James H. Watkins credits Dr Williams Pink Pills with curing his locomotor ataxia after four years of progressive symptoms. He details initial knee stiffness, unsteady walk, loss of balance, pains, and weight loss, noting improvement after six boxes and full recovery in seven to eight months.
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Mr. Watkins
James H. Watkins
Westerlo Street
Albany, N.Y
Williams
Justice Demands Fifty Before Release
A magistrate with steely eyes declares the culprit must pay fifty before release as the man trembles and begs for mercy. The judge orders payment first and then the option to depart on horseback, per the New York Herald.
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New York Herald
Remarkable Cure by Cuticura for Long Standing Ulcers
Mr. M. C. Moss of Gainesville Texas reports thirty years of painful ulcers and an eruption from knees to feet, then rapid relief after using Cuticura Soap Ointment and Pills. He says the treatment helped at once and cured him in six months, hoping others may be saved from misery.
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Cuticcura
M. C. Moss
Gainesville
Texas
Opulent Rooms Described at Tsarkoe Palace
A czarist palace room near St. Petersburg features lapis lazuli walls with ebony and mother of pearl inlay. A second room shows carved amber walls, while a third is richly clad in beaten gold.
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Tsarkoe
St. Petersburg
Vernal Pal mettona Promises Cure for Stomach Ailments
Ad claims Vernal Pal mettona from San Palmetto Berries cures all stomach liver kidneys and bladder diseases. It promises restored health and offers a trial bottle with free sample from Vernal Remedy Co Le Roy New York, sold by druggists to thousands of satisfied customers.
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Vernal Remedy Co
le Roy
Iceland Once Wreathed in Forests Revealed by Evidence
The article notes Iceland’s large tree count today contrasts with historic forest coverage. It states climate and soil favor growth and that evidence indicates Iceland was once heavily wooded.
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Iceland
Hall's Catarrh Cure and Family Pills Ad
Catarrh cannot be cured with local applications as they do not reach the disease. Hall's Catarrh Cure taken internally acts on the blood and mucous surfaces and is a prescribed remedy. Sent for testimonials. price 75 cents. Cheney & Co Toledo Ohio. Also Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
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Hall
F J
Cheney & CO
Toledo
Allen's Foot-Ease Advertisement Cures Foot Pain
Charitable sentiment aside, an ad touts Allen's Foot-Ease a powder for painful smarting nervous feet and ingrown nails. It claims shoes feel new, cures sweating feet and offers a trial package free from A S Olmsted Le Roy New York.
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Allen
A. S. Olmsted
le Roy
N. Y
Defiance Starch Endorsed For Household Use
A vintage promotional passage touts Defiance Starch as a top household product offering four or more for ten cents, alongside moral maxims about kindness, maternal care, and practical health advice recommending Dr Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin for sick children and general well being.
Prisoner McTavish Eats Evidence In Forgery Trial
In Seattle a King County court halted as H. R. McTavish, on trial for forging a $16 check, ate the exhibit on the table. Prosecutors sought a stomach pump while the defense argued the swallowed paper could not serve as evidence. The case remained in statu quo awaiting legal guidance.
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Kings County Court
Seattle
St. Louis Post-Dispatch
H. R. McTavish
McTavish
The Hope of Misfortune in Medical Talk
An editorial piece argues sorrow shapes character by testing strength and virtue. It asserts misfortune reveals inner depth, fosters discipline, and can forge poets and leaders, while shallow happiness only coats outward brightness.
Mean man as godfather astonishes a Philadelphia crowd
Congressman Morrell tells a Delaware river spending tale about a mean but rich man who agrees to be godfather to a poor couple's newborn son. The gift proves unexpectedly small as the godfather sends a Cochin China chicken cup won at a poultry show.
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Morrell
Philadelphia
Exclamatory Rheumatism Joke at Beaumont Hotel
A New York Times item recalls oil boom era Texas when John W. Gates stayed at a Beaumont hotel and teased a waitress about her husband. The man’s quip on her husband’s condition leads to the punchline exclamatory rheumatism.
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Texas
John W. Gates
Beaumont
Eliza
Mr. Gates
Mr Gates
New York Times
Power of Eloquence in Welsh Orator Sparks Melodramatic Memory
A Chicagoan recalls meeting the late Jimmy Michael abroad last autumn and discussing a young Welsh preacher whose stirring sermons provoke deep emotion among the Welsh. He notes hearing such passion in charity addresses and recalls a humorous anecdote about an old lady borrowing five dollars to aid a collection, then forgetting to repay.
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Jimmy
Michael
Rehoboth Sunday Herald
The Valley Road by James Owen Tryon
A reflective poem notes travelers fading into the west along a shining plain. The speaker imagines a future journey down the valley to join a passing love beyond the sunset glow.
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James Owen Tryon
New England Magazine
Sunday Markets in England Domesday to 1806
Sunday markets in England date from before the conquest with St Germans Cornwall and spread to Bradford Worcester Battle Launceston and parts of Durham Lancashire and Lincolnshire. Licenses shifted market days from Sunday to Thursday, acts of 1449 attempted abolition, but fairs persisted until 1806. Cumberland Wigton traders roared near churches while worshippers carried joints to church and pews.
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St. Germans
Cornwall
Henry VII
Bradford
Worcester
Battle
Launceton
Durham
Lancashire
Lincolnshire
John
Wigton
Cumberland
London
Pearson's
Dodd's Kidney Pills Cure Rheumatism in Two Days
D S Hilton of Piney Flats Tennessee credits Dodd's Kidney Pills with curing two years of rheumatism in two days. He reports pain in back, hip and legs vanishing after the first dose and never returning. The ad notes rheumatism stems from uric acid and promotes kidney health as the remedy.
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Piney Flats
Tenn
Hilton
Dodd
Mr. Hilton
Garfield report on packers' methods faces scrutiny
After eight months of inquiry the Garfield Beef Investigation was attacked but critics fail to refute its figures. A magazine claim that forty Iowa banks failed in 1903-04 due to the Beef Trust is denied by Chief Clerk Cox, who attributes bank failures to speculative and reckless methods. Mare Marcus Aurelius quotes end with a reflective note on purpose.
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Garfield
Iowa
Beef Trust
Cox
Iowa State Ausditor’s
Fixing Railroad Rates and the Jewish Passover Origins
A discussion compares freight rate setting to chess with railroads balancing gains for communities and producers. It notes U S rates are lower than Europe and Australia due to mutual concessions. It then dates the Jewish Passover to 513 B C, marking its ancient temple origins.
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United States
Europe
Australia
Hunt's Cure Endorsed for Eczema and Ringworm
Mrs. J. I. Hightower of Palmetto La. says Hunt's Cure is the surest remedy for itching skin troubles including eczema and ringworm. The piece adds a quip on conscience and righteousness versus respectability.
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Hunt
J. I. Hightower
Palmetto, la
Greeley and the Farm from Early Years to Printing
A reflection on Horace Greeley's rural roots in New Hampshire, noting his early labor on a poor farm and how his boyhood experiences shaped his lifelong farmer temperament. The passage quotes his 1868 remark about farming and oxen and contrasts it with his turn to printing.
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Horace Greely
Horace Greeley
New Hampshire
Oliver Bronson Capen
America
Torture of the Boot in Early High Roads of Justice
The article recalls the boot torture used from the seventeenth century in Scotland Spain Germany and France to coerce confessions. It notes iron and wooden versions and describes how wedges between the case and leg produced excruciating agony.
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Scotland
Spain
Germany
France
Walter Scott
Reason for Extra Royal Tombs and Curious Ad Fragments
The text notes Queen Teie, wife of Amenhotep II, whose royal tomb was hidden from aristocratic opposition and found undisturbed by Theodore Davis. It also includes an old ad claiming Defiance Cold Water Starch provides 16 oz per package and saves money, plus miscellaneous items about child theater restrictions and a testimonial for Dr. David Kennedy's Remedy.
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Ancient
Egypt
Queen Teie
Amenhotep II
Yua
Thua
Theodore Davis
Defiance
Alleged Cure for Colds Claims a Sure Remedy
A writer promotes a cold cure claiming repeated tests prove effectiveness for colds and bronchitis. The method involves inhaling fumes from alcohol and chloroform on cotton, a practice presented as opening lung cells instantly, with pneumonia cure claimed if used early.
Free to Readers Botanic Blood Balm Advertisement
An advertisement extols Botanic Blood Balm as a cure for ulcers eczema scrofula blood and skin diseases. It claims to purify the blood and improve skin health with sample letters and prepaid mail orders offering 1 2 3 and 6 bottle bundles and discounts for 12 bottles. It urges avoiding debt and promises free medical advice.
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Blood Balm Co
Atlanta
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