Bridge Farce Echoes In Chelsea Record
A fragment recalls a novice player roped into a bridge four with muddled card sense. He first errs by discarding a king after an opponent’s ace, prompting a shocked partner to exclaim that a king cannot beat an ace. The beginner admits uncertainty in a humorous exchange.
Breach of Promise Suit Reaches Courtroom Duel
A courtroom exchange centers on a vow breach dispute. The speaker mentions bringing five suits but plans to reclaim one breach of promise case, signaling a strategic retreat from a contested legal matter.
CCC Conquers 70 Year Blaze Near Gillette Wyoming
Wyoming CCC crews battle long running underground coal fires in the Little Thunder basin near Gillette. Since 1933, the six year effort uses smothering dirt覆盖 to seal air and extinguish vents. No injuries reported as workers receive weeks of training before entry.
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Gillette
Wyo
Wyoming
R. L. Allport
Billings
Mont
Allport
Gadget records jerky starts to warn drivers in Cleveland
Cleveland Automobile club officials demo a new device called the jerk recorder. The pendulum gauge shows the violence of jerky starts or stops and two dials quantify the jerk, aiming to improve driver safety in traffic. Bur ton W. Marsh of the AAA endorses its use to teach smooth handling.
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Cleveland
Cleveland Automobile Club
Burton W. Marsh
American Automobile Association
Farmers test fenugreek as soil building crop
In El Paso fifteen Rio Grande valley farmers test a European legume, fenugreek, for Southwest suitability. The plant, long grown in Europe and North Africa, is evaluated for soil replenishment and nutrient benefits, with California trials reporting up to 18 tons of green fertilizer per acre.
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EL Paso
Texas
Rio Grande Valley
Southwest
Europe
Africa
California
More Jitterbugs Hurt Than Boxers in Ring
Hartford actuaries report that last year 34,528 accidents were paid claims by an insurance company. For every boxer injured, six jitterbugs collected benefits for dislocations sprains broken legs and other hurts in the dance scene.
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Hartford
Conn
Father demands telegram on local rugby result
A father pressurizes his rugby playing son to wire the match result from a distant game. The telegram arrives reading Col lar bone and one rib broken, but the father demands who won, showing sharp partisanship and family pride amid the sport.
Meandering Mike Delivers Wry Self Defense In Court
In a courtroom exchange Meandering Mike quips that a merry disposition worsens his luck while a comrade notes the judge wanted more refinement. Mike recalls prior fines for loitering and jokes that he has been fined repeatedly, reflecting his stubborn stance.
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Mike
Love and a broker in small town gossip
A local figure recalls a past romance with a girl who later married a broker. The exchange highlights neighborly reminders of social ties and class in a concise community note.
Floating kidney confession prompts church prayers
In Stray Stories an old woman asks her visiting vicar to pray for her at the church and reveal the ailment. She insists on naming the condition a floating kidney while noting the vicar’s usual prayers for loose livers. The scene mixes humor with family faith.
Woman seeks remedy at dinner party
A woman confides fatigue to an eminent doctor between courses, asking for a cure for morning shopping. The doctor responds with a blunt suggestion to take a taxi, illustrating humorous wit at the event.
Balance of Nature The Lecturer Explains Compensations
The lecturer explains that nature always seeks compensation. He notes that losing one eye strengthens the other, and deafness in one ear sharpens the other ear. Pat agrees adding that a shorter leg makes the other longer.
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Pat
Too Late Anyway Patient and Nurse Exchange
A pessimistic patient laments life while a nurse urges restraint and focus on care. The dialogue centers on mood, mortality, and the tension between despair and professionalism.
Rare Fishfood Banquet Dessert Mystery
A playful note asks what dessert accompanied a banquet dish named Rare Fishfood. The punchline hints at jellyfish as the answer, framing a lighthearted food pun.
Smart Patterns in Midsummer Styles
Fashion pattern descriptions for 1763 and 1765 offer summer girl and women’s garments in silk crepe georgette chiffon gingham linen percale seersucker. The adult pattern features princess lines a shirted vestee and a narrow roll collar. The children’s pattern covers playsuit pinafore and a light bonnet.
The Patterns No 1763 and 1765 Sewing Patterns
The Patterns No 1763 fits sizes 34 to 48 with fabric yardage listed for 39 inch material and a contrast. No 1765 covers ages 2 to 5 with yardage for pinafore playsuit bonnet and bias binding. orders go to The Sewing Circle Pattern Dept Room 1324 Chicago Illinois. patterns priced 15 cents each.
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Sewing Circle Pattern Dept
W. Wacker Dr
Chicago
Ill
Bell Syndicate
WNU
Dr Caldwell's Laxative Senna with Syrup Pepsin
A historical advertisement promotes Dr Caldwell's Laxative Senna with Syrup Pepsin to relieve constipation and stomach distress. It claims Pepsin helps dissolve undigested protein in the stomach while the laxative moves the bowels. The copy emphasizes taste, suitability for children, and urges purchase at druggists.
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Dr. Caldwell
Playing the Fool as a Shield Against Cunning Minds
A concise quotation note presents La Rochefoucauld’s idea that sometimes one must pretend ignorance to avoid deception by crafty individuals. It emphasizes prudence and strategic restraint in interactions.
Message From Dad Eloping Bride Telegram
Telegram dialogue reveals a bride asking her father to stay away on elopement day with promise of forgiveness if he does not come home. The message underscores family tension around sudden marriage decisions and parental estrangement.
Flowery Speech Miss Manchester and Flower Gift Idea
A playful exchange contrasts verbal affection with a written note. Mr Hardfax suggests flowers as a truer expression of love than a binding letter, proposing a direct gesture over rhetoric.
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Miss Manchester
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