Jokes and Quips in a Patchwork of Headlines
A jumble of remarks spans daring claims by Patrick Joyce of New Jersey to Kamtschatka bears, farm output estimates, jiu jitsu at Annapolis, insurance views, and social quips about women and parenting, all riffing on contemporary society.
Strike Oil and the Hunt’s Lightning Oil Endure
The piece argues oil finds in Texas rise and fall but Hunt's Lightning Oil remains constant in usefulness for aches pains burns and wounds. It extols wealth as a test of character and says true men lack arrogance.
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Xas
Hunt
All Up-to-Date Housekeepers Prefer Defiance Starch
A French professor owns a collection of 920 human heads representing every known race. The item is noted as a notable antique collection with scholarly significance and varied provenance.
Cromwell the Masked Statesman Soldier and Strategist
A historical portrait contrasts Oliver Cromwell with Napoleon, praising Cromwell as a disciplined, calculating leader who blended caution with daring. The piece highlights his ability to mold followers, manipulate perceptions, and adapt to events, asserting he understood mass humanity and policy as well as war. A parallel advertisement for Dean's Kidney Pills follows.
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Napoleon
Talleyrand
Harry the Eighth
Louis XI
Charles of Burgundy
Ireland
Argus
Thrasymachus
Memory-Linked Elephant Returns to Wild After Captivity
A trained elephant that carried baggage escaped its keeper and joined a wild herd. Eighteen months later the animal, once savage, recognized its old keeper. When the man seized its ear and commanded it to stay down, the elephant obeyed.
Underground Gold Mine Has Over Twenty six Miles Of Tunnels
In Colorado Cripple Creek district a mine runs more than twenty six miles underground with about four miles added yearly. Inspecting half the workings would take a week of walking and climbing. In Lapland, marrying a girl against her parents wishes carries the harshest punishment after murder. Rat damage costs bearers bonds worth 25000 dollars kept in an old hat box.
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Colorado
Lapland
Paris
A Good Shot In A Hunter's Moral Tale
A sportsman debates his friend's shooting skill and admits he rarely hits game but never harms members of his hunting party. The exchange hints at restraint and the dangers of careless aim.
Dodd's Kidney Pills Promoted After Local Cure
In Estherville Iowa January 23 special report tells of George J Barber who suffered Bright's Disease for fifteen years. After using Dodd's Kidney Pills he declares a full cure and hails the remedy as best in the world. The piece also notes John Randolph Bull a longtime Louisville dealer and friend of Lafayette and Clay died at Bayonne New Jersey at an advanced age.
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Bright
George J. Barber
Estherville
Iowa
Barber
Chicago
John Randolph Bull
Louisville
Gen. Lafayette
Henry Clay
Bayonne
N. J
Day of carnage in St Petersburg sparks mass slaughter
A Daily Express dispatch reports a Winter Palace crowd dispersal turn violent in St Petersburg. Troops fire on workers at Admiralty Square and Nevsky Prospect, with hundreds killed or wounded. Reports note looting, fires, and calls to stop the shooting as civilians clash with forces. Separate item: a Texas girl injured by a reckless horseback delivery boy in Taylor.
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St. Peters Tg
Daily Express
Great Square
Winter Palace
St. Petersburg
Admiralty Square
Nicholas Bridge
Nevsky
Taylor
Texas
George Roberts
Main Street
Cairns Bros. of Elmo Makes Voluntary Assignment
Cairns Bros., grocers in Terrell, Texas, filed a voluntary assignment on Saturday. The firm’s total assets and liabilities were not disclosed in the filing.
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Terrell
Texas
Cairns Bros
Elmo
Hochs Identity Believed Linked to Holmes Case in Chicago
Chicago police say the missing janitor known as Hoch may be the same man who vanished after testifying for H. H. Holmes during his murder trial. Hoch is believed located in Chicago and faces arrest within hours. In Decatur Alabama Belle Bloodworth was murdered with blunt force, choking, mud stained clothing and a chestnut stick found at the scene.
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Chicago
Holmes Castle
H. H. Holmes
Philadelphia
John Hoch
Hoch
Holmes
Emily Fisher
Decatur
Ala
Belle Bloodworth
Ten Kansas City Southern cuts hit payrolls in retrenchment
Shreveport reports twenty nine workers dropped as the railroad trims costs this year. In Cairo Illinois George Carr a colored barber and restaurant owner shot and killed Rev Greer pastor of the Do Right church on Commercial avenue. Carr had threatened to shootGreer on sight after a prior elopement with Carrs wife.
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Shreveport
Kansas City
Satur- TV West
Cairo, Ill
George Carr
Greer
Commercial Avenue
Do Right
Carr
Barn Blaze North Of Cameron Believed Incendiary
Four miles north of Cameron Texas the barn of Richard Angel burned in the early hours Sunday. About 3000 bushels of corn and large quantities of hay and forage were destroyed. Loss estimated at 2500 dollars with no insurance.
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Cameron
Texas
Richard Angel
Here
Mrs Lillian Holister Visits San Antonio Lodge Initiations
Mrs Lillian Holister supreme commander of the Ladies of the Maccabees of the World conducts class initiations among local hives. She is described as the most widely known lodge woman in the world during her San Antonio visit.
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San Antonio
Texas
Lillian Holister
The
Ladies of the Maccabees of the World
Holister
Steamship Geo W Elder Strikes Rock Sinks Near Go ble
The steamship Geo W Elder departed Portland for San Francisco when it struck a rock in the Columbia River near Goble and sank in fifteen feet of water. Passengers were brought back to Portland.
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Portland
Ore
Geo. W. Elder
San Franscisco
Columbia River
Goble
Pistol Accident Kills 5 Year Old on Texas Farm
In Taylor near the San Gabriel river a 5 year old boy on the Johnson farm found a pistol left on a bed while his parents were away. The weapon fired while he played, killing him instantly. Local authorities reported no further injuries.
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Taylor
Texas
Johnson Farm
San Gabriel River
Falls County Grand Jury Adjourns in Texas
Marlin Texas reports the Falls County Grand Jury adjourned Saturday to reconvene February 20. Sixty bills of indictment were returned with about fourteen on felony charges.
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Falls County
Marlin
Texas
Man Dies From Bullet Wound in Lake Charles Home
Passersby reported a man staggered from a vacant Hodges Street house and collapsed dead from a heart wound. Herbert Thompson of Kinder, 25, fired the fatal shot amid domestic trouble.
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Lake Charles
Hodges Street
Herbert Thompson
Kinder
Gambling Houses Closed in St Joseph Missouri
Governor Folk ordered all gambling houses in St Joseph Missouri to close on Sunday. City authorities enforced the shutdown across the town under the governor's directives.
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St. Joseph, Mo
Folk
Revolution in St Petersburg Brings Night Chaos
Dramatic dispatch from St Petersburg dated January 24 describes a city plunged into darkness by an uprising. Troops and 12 000 strikers from Capitoff works clash with Cossacks while explosions ring out and civilians flee or barricade homes amid a state of siege and deadly street fighting.
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St. Petersburg
Vassilostrov
Tsarskoe Selo
Capitoffs Works
Flood of Bills Swamps Texas Legislature
The Austin report notes a flood of bills in both chambers with 117 Senate entries and 292 House entries, far exceeding two years ago. Committees push many measures to give each sponsor a chance, while overall bill kills remain modest as sessions extend late into the night.
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Austin
Texas
Senate
House
Unknown Mississippi Assassins Kill Bay Springs Planter
Ralph Rogers a prominent young planter of Bay Springs Jasper county was assassinated Sunday night by unknown parties Bloodhounds have been placed on the trail and there is much excitement over the murder.
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Jackson
Miss
Ralph Rogers
Bay Springs
Jasper County
Trial resumes in Angelina Hall suit over railroad death
Marlin Texas district court reconvened at nine o clock yesterday morning to hear Angelina Hall a colored plaintiff sue the International and Great Northern Railroad Company for killing her husband in a case that has lingered in court for several years.
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Marlin
Texas
Angelina Hall
International and Great Northern Railroad Company
Governor Nabs Suspect Aboard Train In Holmes County Killing
Governor Vardaman arrested Jim Hannah an African American on a Yazoo and Mississippi Valley train after learning Hannah was aboard. He forced the man to surrender borrowing a pistol from the conductor and handed him to the Yazoo City sheriff. Hannah was identified as the suspect in two Holmes County killings.
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Jackson, Miss
Vardaman
Yazoo
Mississippi Valley
Jim Hannah
Holmes County
Hannah
Yazoo City
Touchy acquitted after false pretenses accusation in Lake Charles
Lake Charles La L V Touchy was acquitted yesterday of obtaining money under false pretenses as S P Tate, once a prisoner under Touchy while he supervised the parish farm, testified. Trading on the London Paris stock exchanges opened flat then steadied as the Paris Bourse remained calm and issued no selling orders with Russians moving from 87 to 89.
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V. Touchy
S. P. Tate
Tate
Touchy
London
Stock Exchange
Paris
Smallpox Cases Reported in Tracy Cameron County
Cameron Texas reports two smallpox cases in the Brinkley family. The patients are isolated and precautions taken to curb spread. Dr Denson, county health officer, says patients are doing well and most residents in the area have been vaccinated.
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Cameron
Texas
Tracy
S. S. Brinkley
Denson
Child Dies After Mule Attack Near Clarksville
The son of Mr. Richardson, resident three miles north of Clarksville, was killed Saturday afternoon when a mule dragged him and trampled him after the boy attempted to remove the bridle. He died early Sunday morning from the injuries.
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Clarksville
Texas
Richardson
Temple Revolutionary Daughters and Texas Delegates
In Temple Texas and Austin Texas leaders and legislators head to New Orleans for the cotton convention. Texans named Julius Runge Thomas Taylor John Spurlin Joseph Bard and others gather in New Orleans while voting shifts for a U S senate seat in Missouri. An Orange Texas manufacturing company forms with capital plans and local directors. A hunting accident near Overton injures a 14 year old boy and a separate San Antonio case notes police threats to grand jury.
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Julius Runge
Galveston
Thomas Taylor
Waco
John Spurlin
Hamilton
Joseph Bard
Mr. Winn
Coleman City
R. E. Smith
Sherman
Orange Company
Orange
Texas
Orange P and Manufacturing Company
Austin
William Stark E. W. Brown
C. M. Rein
L. Miller
W. W. Reid
Moscow General Strike Follows Same Pattern as St Strike
Reports from St. Petersburg indicate Moscow is pursuing a general strike along identical lines to the St Strike, with proclamations and advertisements matching in form and tone. Strong entities include Moscow and St Strike as referenced in the text.
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St. Petersburg
Moscow
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