Grove's Old Standard Tonic Advertisement Quote
General tonic claims quine and iron boost with liver and malaria relief. The ad touts Grove's Tasteless Tonic as a health aid for the blood and system. A separate wartime quip questions peace plans ending the war and the intelligence needed to prevent it.
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Grove
Sage Tea and Sulphur for Gray Hair Remedy
A vintage ad promotes Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy as a simple mixture to restore natural hair color. It claims darkening, gloss, and dandruff relief with regular application and states a large bottle costs about 50 cents.
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Wyeth
Good Reason for Stopping
An old man fond of fishing meets a boy on the path home from the river. The man encourages patience for better fishing, while the boy explains he is returning because he has enough patience but not enough bait. The tale ends with a light humor about practical needs during sport.
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Sonny
Romance and rescue recalled in private chat
A man recounts meeting his wife through a dramatic rescue at sea. He praises her swimming, then reflects on whether she would save him again, noting she no longer swims far from shore.
Dodson's Liver Tone Replace Calomel Promises Safe Liver Cleansing
Advertisement touts Dodson's Liver Tone as a harmless, vegetable remedy that replaces dangerous calomel. It claims calomel is mercury, causes bone necrosis and sickness, while Liver Tone cleanses the liver, energizes users, and won’t salivate.
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Dodson
Silent Watchman Turns Away In Stormy Night
A man hurrying home in a storm asks for the hour, but refuses to unbutton his coat. He meets a well dressed stranger who also unbuttons to reveal his watch, then simply says Fan and walks on.
Progressively Damp Town Doctor Opens Wet Drug Store
A humorous note traces Young Twobble's shifting career plans from lawyer to doctor to pharmacist. He finally opens a drug store in a dry town, turning it into the wettest place within a day’s walk.
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Twobble
Lantern Jaws Jones Finds Light in Talk
A sharp remark on Jaws Jones notes his face lights up when he speaks and links great riches to a sturdy reputation. The lines imply a valued persona whose speech reveals character and charisma.
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Jaws Jones
Brave captain saves dog from submarine in midsea
An English merchantman the Caucasian was chased by a German submarine. Captain Robinson jumped overboard to rescue a seven month old Pomeranian, swam a quarter mile to recover the dog, and was spared destruction after the commander praised the captain's humane act. The dog recovered and the National Canine Defense league awarded a medal to Captain Robinson.
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England
New York Sun
Robinson
National Canine Defense League
All the Difference in a Donkey Cart Prank
A traveler in Ireland meets a local driving a donkey and cart. The tourist asks for the difference between their turnouts. The reply: not much, the donkey is in the shafts in the van and on the seat in the other.
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Pat
Texas ruling lets warehousers run gins and cold storage
The Texas attorney general's department ruled that corporations chartered under the permanent warehouse act may incidentally operate a gin and cold storage plants to store and market farm products. The opinion notes the activities must be incidental to the warehouse purpose and not merely a gin business. It also permits storage and processing machinery for farm products stored in silos and through shelling and other steps.
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Austin
Tex
Attorney General’s Department
C. M. Cureton
Permanent Warehouse
Cureton
Marketing Bureau Helps Texas Onion Growers Market
Washington will provide material assistance to Texas onion shippers this season. Representative John N. Garner and Davis McGowan of Laredo reported the head of the agriculture bureau said the crop will be larger than last year. The bureau aims to keep shippers informed on market possibilities throughout the season.
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Washington
Marketing Bureau
Department of Agriculture
Texas
John N. Garner
Davis McGowan
Laredo
Defense gains across party lines in navy measures
Speaker Clark and Republican Leader Mann united for national defense as two navy bills sailed through. The first added 300 midshipmen to the Annapolis entering class next July, passing 173 to 0. The second funded yard upgrades for battleships Nos. 43 and 44 and passed without a roll call.
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Washington
Clark
Mann
Annapolis
Navy
House Passes Pension Bill for Veterans Honors
Washington special pensions of ten dollars monthly and a roll of honor for former soldiers and Medal of Honor holders aged over sixty five are authorized in a bill by Representative Sherwood of Ohio. The measure, passed by the House on Wednesday, may cover up to about one thousand veterans.
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Washington
Sherwood
Ohio
House
Railroad Shops Burned in Muskogee Fire
A Thursday blaze in Muskogee Oklahoma destroyed the Midland Valley railroad shops including machinery buildings and cars under construction. The total loss is estimated at 75000 dollars.
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Muskogee
Okla
Midland Valley Railroad
Spanish American Poet Ru Ben Dario Dies in Nicaragua
San Juan del Sur Nicaragua reports the death of Ru ben Dario a famed Spanish American poet born in Nicaragua. The poet died on Monday leaving a lasting literary legacy and influence in regional and global letters.
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San Juan del Sur
Nicaragua
Ruben Dario
Danish vessel De Tvende Brudre trades at West Hartlepool
The Danish sailing ship De Tvende Brudre discharged cargo at West Hartlepool and is described as the oldest ship trading in the North Sea. Built at Merstal, it is one hundred twenty nine years old and is now doing brisk trade due to high demand for ships of all kinds.
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West Hartlepool
de Tvende Brudre
North Sea
Merstal
London Chronicle
Would Your Skin Stand This Test
An advertisement touts Resinol Soap to improve complexion and reduce pimples redness and roughness. It claims quick results and suggests Resinol Ointment for stubborn cases. All druggists.
In Different Light on Boys and a Peddler
A quoted exchange questions boys throwing stones at a poor peddler. The dialogue labels the act outrageous yet defers to boys being boys with a let them play attitude.
Kidney Health Ad Promotes Swamp Root Remedy
Physicians advise focusing more on kidneys as they filter toxins from blood. Reduced exercise and water intake strain kidneys, causing backache and urinary symptoms. The ad touts Dr Kilmer's Swamp Root as a superior kidney and bladder remedy and offers a sample by mail.
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Dr. Kilmer
Dr. Kilmer & Co
Binghamton
N. Y
Never Been Kissed Says A Neighborly Comment
A quip about not being kissed appears in a Louisville Courier Journal excerpt. The dialogue references a sister with a fiancé and suggests meeting him in a dark hall as a playful remark.
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Louisville Courier-Journal
Secret engagement promises kept in whispers
A couple discusses keeping their engagement hidden while Betty pretends to share the news, promising secrecy and discretion in the dialogue. The exchange centers on concealment of a relationship amid social expectations.
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Betty
Renovine Heart and Nerve Tonic advertised
An advertisement urges use of Renovine on first symptoms to prevent heart damage. It promotes Renovine as a heart and nerve tonic priced 50 cents and one dollar. The copy stresses early treatment to avoid organ failure.
Ideal Citizen Joke Sparks Snowway Debate
A quip defining an ideal citizen as one who endlessly shovels snow within precise lines circulates as a humorous civic aside. The exchange highlights community standards and residents' vigilance over sidewalk boundaries during winter.
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