Quips and Quirks From The Moulton Eagle Column
A miscellany of light jests and observations touches on summer fashions weather bicycle travel and old vaudeville style humor. The item monologues include jokes about toga fashion sports slang and small town hints reflecting playful local culture.
Man vows whiskers if candidate loses election
A man threatens to grow his facial hair if his favored candidate does not win, making his whiskers the focal point of attention as the election Develops.
Fashion and shoe horn demand tied to tighter skirts
A fashion expert predicts skirts will be tighter next fall leading to a surge in shoe horn usage as a practical accessory. The comment outlines how evolving silhouettes could influence accessory sales and wardrobe adjustments.
Boston Doctor Warns Nation Growing Flat Footed
A Boston doctor says the United States is becoming flat footed while some individuals are being caught red handed in various cases.
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Superstitions aside the text notes thirteen stars on the original flag and aviation risks. It mentions deaths from flying and boating and a poor showing by aviation. Hay fever and dog days arrive as disliked seasonal pests. It calls for unwishing a summer and remarks attendance at big league baseball perks dropping since last year amid a political circus.
Doctor in Boston Notes Footed Causes Behind Outcome
A Boston doctor discusses an observed condition likely linked to extensive gumshoe political activity. The remark ties medical insights to political reporting with a cautious tone.
Atlantic City Convention Hall Carried Away by Cyclone
A cyclone lifted a convention hall in Atlantic City off its foundations in a rare weather event. The structure reportedly moved with the wind, illustrating the extraordinary air currents at play during the storm.
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Atlantic City
Rise Against Hosiery Law Sparks Gentlemen's Debate
A satirical note questions a feminine fashion trend of men wearing hose, balancing indignation with fear of being labeled a rubber neck. The quip mocks public moral zeal while deflating the idea of policing clothing norms.
Rescuer Receives Hug and Kiss in New Rochelle Rescue
A man who saved a girl from drowning in New Rochelle is rewarded with a hug and a kiss. The event highlights quick action and gratitude from onlookers.
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New Rochelle
Farm Hands Find Chores Tough For Idle Dreamers
A reflective note of longing describes men eager to return to farm life yet resenting the hard chores. The speaker imagines kinship with animals and the grind of daily duties, contrasting rustic desire with the labor required.
Man Sent to Jail in Los Angeles Over Finance Deceit
A man convicted of deceiving his wife about money is sent to jail in Los Angeles. The ruling is described as a national precedent that could send a ripple through the United States.
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Los Angeles
United States
Old Cassville Courthouse Linked to Civil War Seizure
Cassville Missouri moves to build a new courthouse by bonds totaling 40 000 dollars plus a 10 000 dollar civic bonus. The 1854 brick building served as a Civil War frontline venue where the Missouri legislature convened October 31 1861 and the state seceded from the Union. Governor Claiborne Jackson and Senator George Graham West addressed crowds as the old site entered Confederacy history.
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Barry County
Neosho
George Graham West
W. S. McConnell
McConnell
Claiborne F. Jackson
Confederacy
West
Maj
Ster
Missouri Civil War Delegates and Battles Near Cassville
The text recalls brigadier generals confirmed including Slack who died at Pea Ridge near Cassville. It notes a legislative session lasting eight days ending November 7 1862 and a planned New Madrid gathering that did not occur. Members Miles Vernon John T Crisp Joan T Tracy James McCaun and M R Johnson credited. Sterling Price’s command atop Fort Hill near Cassville, with the old 1854 courthouse cited as the state’s oldest surviving building.
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Miles Vernon
Laclede County
M. C. Goodlet
Johnson County
John T. Crisp
Jackson County
Joan T. Tracy
Cole
James McCaun
M. R. Johnson
Charles H. Hardin
Senate
Pineville
Sterling Price
Fort Hill
Cassville High School
Noted Trees Near Hamilton House Fuel Plan to Cut On West 140th Street
New York readers learn that three tall sycamore trees at West 140th Street and Hamilton Place may be cut to build a public school. The trees are linked to Hamilton era duels and the seconds who met before his fatal 1804 encounter. The story recalls Hamilton planting 13 sweet gum trees from Mount Vernon and the later loss of his wooded legacy as developments advanced.
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New York
West One Hundred and Fortieth Street
Hamilton Place
Manhattan
Alexander Hamilton
Hamilton
Mount Vernon
Washington
Convent Avenue
Fortieth Street
Hudson
Weehawken
Burr
Harilton
Florence youth risks life to save child hero hailed
Jeon Horner, last young infielder for the Florence baseball team, becomes a local hero after a daring act to save a child. Neighbors praise his quick action and bravery in the incident that gripped the town.
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Florence
N. J
Jeon Horner
Girl Writes With Her Toes
St Paul Ephie Gladys Virtue a crippled young woman has completed a 175 page novel written entirely by typing with her toes. She has never attended school and uses a pencil between her toes to strike typewriter keys, accomplishing remarkably rapid work.
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St. Paul
Ephie
Gladys Virtue
Miss Virtue
Love Song for the Farmhouse Flirtation Ends in Marriage
Comic op pianist Harry Wilson seeks inspiration for a hit love song and falls for Isobel, a visiting farmer's daughter. After a staged garden kiss and a truth about her newspaper storytelling, they marry and begin a real life romance rather than a staged one.
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Grimesby
Harry Wilson
Billson
Tee Dee
Harry
Collicky
Harlem
Jersey
Duty
Love
Mesesnger
Isobel
Dante
New York
Kansas Women Build Road in Leana
Women wielded sledge hammers to break rock for 800 feet of roadway in Leana Kansas. Undaunted by local men refusing to work, the women enlisted help from visiting boys and unemployed men from neighboring towns, paying them from their allowances. Some women wore jumpers and helped unload wagons with road material obtained nearby.
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Leana
Kan
Be Baffled by Beef and Beams in a New York Beanery
John Owens of Chat ham Square visits a Fifth Avenue hotel and orders beef and. The puzzled staff refer to the menu while Owens alarmed staff, piling chairs and tables as he explains his rights. The judge notes that a restaurant is a restaurant but in the East Side it is sometimes a beanery.
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Bowery
Fifth Avenue
New York
John Owens
Chatham Square
Park Row
Lower East Side
Owens
Thirty-fourth Street
John
Railroad Superintendent W C Hurst In Mud With Crew
In Alton area mud tracks the Bluff line superintendent W C Hurst toiled with the crew for three days. Unrecognized in work clothes he surprised a young man at the ticket window who asked for the superintendent by name and wrote it on an envelope to mail a letter, likely seeking a job.
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St. Louis
W C. Hurst
Bluff
Alton
Hurst
W. C. Hurst
Chinese Note 500 Years Old Appears in Philadelphia
A Ming dynasty Chinese bank note dating back about five centuries has been received in Philadelphia by the U S Assistant Treasurer. The artifact underscores historical trade and currency practices and will be examined by museum or archival staff for authentication and preservation.
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Philadelphia
U. S
Husbands Not Understood Says Exchange Opinion
A column notes that many women privately see a husband as vain selfish and unprincipled yet deny or hide that truth. The piece argues wives often delude themselves while men flatter their cleverness in fooling spouses.
Reddish Keeps To The Doctor’s Order On Water
The Stockton Record notes English visitor Reddish who has not drunk water for years. A doctor once ordered him to substitute all an all for water, and after the doctor’s death Reddish remains faithful to the dead man’s instruction, drinking only what the phrase implies.
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Reddish
Alf
Topeka Capital
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