Two men joke about a local pie maker and a tablet magnate
On a street corner two men chat as the light changes. One says he owes his fortune to a pie maker who supplies 95 percent of town restaurants. The other boaster claims to be the millionaire dyspepsy tablet manufacturer.
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Cincinnati Enquirer
Personal Moment at Local Store Sparks Gentle Remark
A woman in her seventies buys a hat at a neighborhood shop. A young clerk, aiming to help, spread out a box and quipped we’re selling many of these to old ladies. The woman smiled and replied that she intended to keep them for herself.
What the Other Did Lawn Exchange Sparks Tense Talk
A terse exchange centers on mowing duties and marriage friction. One says the other’s anger and language differ from their first spouse while both address domestic chores and expectations. The disputed moment pivots on lawn care and respect in the home.
Noah Finds Parking After Forty Days At Sea
A playful poem riff on Noah guiding the Ark across waters and seeking a place to park after a long voyage. The verse frames Noah’s troubles with a light humor about finding a suitable harbor.
Borrower asks for eggs after selling tools and chickens
Fragmentary dialogue shows a borrower admitting to selling a toller and garden tools then requesting eggs. The exchange references visors, tea, and wooder as possible items involved. The item names are unclear, but the gist concerns a loan of eggs from a neighbor.
No Parking Difficulty Recalled in Brandfather Era
An old remark notes there was no parking trouble in Brandfather days. The line humorously contrasts past ease with Noah's ark story, implying long-ago ease before modern jams and long-remembered family squabbles.
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Brandfather
Noah
Cannibal Spark at College Bet Over Boiled Eggs
A college mate reportedly ate 26 hard boiled eggs in a bet provoking chatter. The playful nickname cannibal circulates as students joke about the stunt.
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Fle
All Depends How Many Miles to the Gas
A lyric fragment references Rose and Sal with a casual road trip cadence. The lines hint at a journey with stopovers and the rhythm of travel. No specific people, places, or events beyond the named figures are provided.
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Rose
Sal
Never Take a Bath Jest in Courtroom Exchange
A courtroom exchange reveals a defendant claiming a prior bath at a private beach and the judge pressing for more. The defendant quips that since then he has never bathed, prompting lighthearted legal banter.
Office boy ad draws varied applicants in line
A newspaper notice asks about responding to an office boy advertisement. Nine boys are in line, along with two elderly men and five girls, awaiting selection.
The Wrong Arm of the Law First Lawyer
Two lawyers spar over an acquittal that turns out to be mistaken with one man declared innocent by the first lawyer and later judged guilty by the second. The exchange reveals the sharp wit and tension between counsels in a courtroom error.
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Cavendish
Poor Memory Firet Monk Keeps Giraffe in Mind
A playful cartoon exchange shows two monks discussing a giraffe tied in his neck to help recall items he must fetch for Mrs. Giraffe. The humor hinges on memory aids and daily chores.
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Firet Monk
Plan radio beacons for five Army fields
Washington. The Army Air Corps will install radio beacon stations at Mitchell Field and at fields in San Francisco San Antonio Uniontown Pa Dayton Ohio and here within months. Six beacons will guide pilots in poor weather using a T N A signal system and a steady I buzzer. New devices include a capacity altimeter and leader cables to aid landings.
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Layton
Army Air Corps
Jevel
Europe
Army Air Corps Engineers
Davison
National Guard
Army Air Corps Reserve
Big Air Meet Promises Record Prizes in Los Angeles
More than 125000 dollars in prizes, largest for such an event, will drive the 1928 national air races and exposition in Los Angeles from September 8 to 16. The program features a New York to Los Angeles nonstop race with 225000 dollars in total prizes, plus a civilian-only NY to LA flight with 40000 dollars. A Canadian entry wins 10000 dollars, and another 10000 goes to the first plane in the Mexico City Pan American race. Major races span from San Francisco Bay to Los Angeles, plus endurance, speed and parachute events, with Orville Wright and many leading flyers expected to attend.
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Los Angeles
New York
Windsor
Canada
Mexico City
California
San Francisco Bay Region
National Aeronautical Association
National Association of Air Mail Pilots
Professional Pilots’ Association
Society of Automotive Engineer
Movies on Train for Paris Subway Patrons
Paris subway riders can watch movies as trains run. A company outfits cars with four ceiling lanterns that project six foot square images between four and five stations. The apparatus activates after reaching speed and warns riders to watch their step and not miss stations.
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Paris
City Underground
Filipinos Pay Fee on Ship to Be Kept Well
The article notes Filipino plantation workers traveling to Hawaii for ship passage pay doctors a dollar per person for health care, without guaranteed seasickness prevention. Workers must stay three years and forfeit half pay until the period ends. many do not return to Manila, instead forming Filipino settlements on the U S West Coast and in major cities.
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Manila
P. S
Hawaii
Hawaiian Islands
Pacific Coast
Seattle
Tacoma
Portland
San Francisco
Los Angeles
Chicago
New York
Philippine Islands
United States
Measuring Golden Brown Cookies by Spectrophotometer Study
Three Minnesota scientists report a method to quantify cookie browning using a spectrophotometer. They compare reflected light from cookies to a browning standard, revealing color depends on molasses color baking soda and temperature.
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St. Paul
Minn
C. I. Bailey
Eva L. Stephens
Alice M. Child
Minnesota Experiment Station
American Association of Cereal Chemists
Unidentified French War Soldier Seeks True Identity
Paris reports the sole unidentified French soldier, dubbed Anthelme Mangin, may be Maree Louis Lemay. Government appeals for aid to confirm his identity as Lemay, with families hoping he is their lost relative.
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Paris
Anthelme Mangin
France
Germany
English Baby Betty Froggatt Faces the Surrey Hills
Betty Froggatt, nine months old and hailed as one of the finest babies in England, appears in the Surrey hills where she is being raised by her mother Mrs. Froggatt a former nurse who advocates fresh air and minimal clothing for infants.
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Betty Froggatt
England
Surrey Hills
Mrs. Froggatt
Alaska Government Railroad Manager Named
Ohlson of Duluth veteran railwayman appointed to run the government railroad linking Fairbanks and Seward Alaska. He brings long winter operation experience to keeping the line open through severe Far North conditions.
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O. F. Ohlson
Duluth
Fairbanks
Seward
Alaska
Mr. Ohlson
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