Doctor’s Hypnotism Pun Turns Into Sunstroke Death
A physician recounts using a sun painted on a patient’s ceiling to induce belief in a warmer climate and cure him. The patient improved until the doctor arrived to find him dead, prompting the joke that the sun caused sunstroke rather than the treatment succeeding.
Size Matters in Championship Question
A schoolroom exchange centers on Willie answering a teacher and Johnnie correcting him with a different word. The dialogue hints at a broader truth that size alone does not decide the outcome when a major contest nears its conclusion.
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Fragmentary text mentions a man appreciating help and a dog in short pants going swimming, but no identifiable people, organizations, places, or events to document as a news item.
Chinese Barred From Citizenship And Incorporation
A historical notice states Chinese individuals are barred from becoming citizens or forming corporations. The policy restricts naturalization and incorporation rights for Chinese residents, reflecting era prejudice and legal constraints. The text emphasizes exclusion from civic and business advancement based on national origin.
Ruling Bars Chinese From Texas Citizenship and Incorp Rights
Assistant Attorney General Walthall issued a ruling on a El Paso charter matter stating that Chinamen cannot become Texas citizens or corporate incorporators. The decision cites Abrego v. State and a U S circuit ruling denying naturalization to Mongolians, noting the charter requires two Texas citizens for filing.
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Austin
Tex
Texas
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United States
Congress
Court of Appeals
Secretary of State
China
Circuit Court of the
Ah Yuh
Census Shows Childress County Population under 10 000
Durand Monday, Census Director, sent Governor Campbell a certificate noting Childress County’s population rose from 2138 in 1900 to 9538 in 1910. The county will not be allowed separate offices for sheriff and tax collector or district and county clerk due to its population.
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Austin
Tex
Childress
Durand
Campbell
Goliad Ranch Leased for Wide Cultivation Increase
Louis Shaper of Goliad leases about two thousand acres to Clay Mathis for full cultivation. The move reflects a broader trend as numerous local ranches near Goliad are entering cultivation.
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Goliad, Tex
Louis Shaper
Goliad
Clay Mathis
Road for Cane District in Kingsville Region
A standard gauge belt railroad twelve miles long will be built within two months from Blalock Spur on the St. Louis Brownsville and Mexico Railway four miles north of Brownsville. The line will pass through the cane district of the lower Rio Grande Valley and grading contracts have been let.
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Kingsville
Tex
Blalock
St. Louis, Brownsville & Mexico
Brownsville
Cane
Rio Grande Valley
Severe Heat Threatens Caldwell Cotton Crop
Caldwell Texas reports the summer heat intensifying across the prairie, drying soil and causing extensive cracks. If rain does not arrive soon, the cotton top crop will fail and overall yields may be severely reduced.
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Caldwell
Tex
Burke Oil Well No. 3 Producing At Markham Texas
Burke Oil Company well No. 3 at Markham Texas has started producing about 1000 barrels of oil daily. The well, involving Houston and Markham investors, lies farther west than any other producing wells in the field.
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Markham, Tex
Burke Oil Company
Houston
Markham
All in Operation in Texas Agricultural Stations
All state agricultural experimental stations are now in operation except Temple black land station opening Sept 1 and Angleton rice experiment station opening Sept 15.
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Austin
Tex
Temple Black Land
Angieton Rice Experiment Station
Cotton Gin Fire Destroys Belton Facility
Fire destroyed the cotton gin owned by Walter Thornton of Belton Texas on Monday. The blaze damaged equipment and halted operations at the Belton facility. No injuries were reported. Fire crews from the area responded quickly to control the flames.
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Walter Thornton
Belton Monday
Cotton Withers as Dry Winds Dry Up Ground in Flatonia
In Flatonia Texas during the last ten days the cotton crop has deteriorated as dry winds strip moisture from the soil and cause heavy shedding, potentially harming yields compared with prior seasons.
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Flatonia
Tex
Louston Update Shows Thomas Leading Davidson by Two Minutes
Additional returns received Monday bolster Mr. Thomas's lead over Mr. Davidson by two minutes in the ongoing tally.
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Louston
Tex
Thomas
Davidson
Boll worms Appear On Some Mexia Farms
In Mexia Texas boll worms have appeared on a few farms and are doing damage across the area. Local farmers report damage to cotton crops with no widespread infestation yet. County agents advise monitoring fields and applying approved control measures as needed.
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Mexia
Tex
Letter Published to Show Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Benefits
Minneapolis readers urged to publish a testimonial from Mrs. Joan Moldan praising Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. The letter claims relief from female troubles and urges others to seek advice from Mrs. Pinkham in Lynn Massachusetts.
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Joan G. Moldan
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Play with the children fuels a mother’s lesson tale
A tale from Thompson's Eye Water extols the child’s power to brighten hearts and minds. A mother uses a playful mispronunciation to teach a child a blunt lesson about inappropriate language, illustrating how innocence prompts quick moral instruction.
Little Mary Seeks Right Answer In Prayer
A seven year old girl prays asking God to make seven times six equal forty eight. Her mother asks why and Mary explains she wrote it that way on her school exam to get it right. The quip appears in Lippincott's.
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Mary
Lippincott’s
Hedging Clergyman Bridegroom Exchange Witty Barbs
A humorous exchange during a wedding scene features a clergyman asking a groom to pledge lifelong commitment and the groom quipping about a minimum sentence. The dialogue highlights playful tension over marriage vows in a period-manner.
Curious Courtship Tale of a Whispering Girl
In a lighthearted note a girl is described as pretending to whisper to attract a young man by the charm of her lips. The scene emphasizes playful flirtation and social customs of courting without serious harm.
Freedom and the tied dog that howls
The saying notes that liberty alone does not guarantee happiness and uses a tied dog as a metaphor for unfulfilled longing or constraint. The image implies a paradox where freedom exists yet desire or restriction persists.
Doan's Kidney Pills Restore Health for Mrs Way
Mrs John S Way of Independence Kansas reports years of disordered kidneys with back pain swelling eyes irritability and nervousness. After using many remedies she was cured by Doan's Kidney Pills and endorses the treatment at 50 cents a box from Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY.
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Doan
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Eczema Cured by Cuticura Remedies Report
Mrs Kiernan of Brooklyn Brooklyn writes that her niece suffered eczema for five years with severe itching and sleepless nights. She washed with Cuticura Soap applied Cuticura Ointment and used Cuticura Resolvent, noting dramatic improvement after using about half the products. The child, now eleven, has had no trouble since.
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The Return of Ferguson
A night clerk recalls two men entering a hotel at about 1 a m. Ferguson claims a room key and goes upstairs. A second man in shirt sleeves and a mismatched hat asks for another key after reporting Ferguson fell from a window and left the key behind.
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Fershon
Judical Wigs Origin and Adoption Across Europe
The wig, worn by English barristers for a stern judicial look, originated when a French judge in the seventeenth century wore a marquis wig and found it gave him a dignified appearance. The practice spread, and soon judges and barristers across Europe adopted the custom.
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Europe
The Unanswerable Argument About Affording It
A married man cites a blunt test of domestic happiness. When a wife says If they can afford it we can there is no flaw in that and never will be. He frames this as the most unanswerable argument heard in marriage and family life.
Carrie Caustique and Mary Mild in a Sharp Set Exchange
A witty exchange features Carrie Caustique and Mary Mild trading barbs. The dialogue showcases caustic humor and quick retorts characteristic of the Smart Set style during a social chatter segment.
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Mary Mild
Carrie Caustique
Woman Defines Intelligent Men by Hat Sense
A witty remark frames intelligence by awareness of a woman's hat. The quip suggests the humorous measure of wit lies in social attentiveness rather than deep knowledge.
Mrs Winston’s Soothing Syrup for Teething Relief
A historical advertisement describes Mrs Winston’s Soothing Syrup claimed to ease teething pain for children. It promises gum soothing, reduced discomfort, and a general cure for various ailments, noting its use in a bottle form.
Pierce’s Pellets Promoted as Easy Health Aid
An old advertisement extols Dr. Pierce’s Pellets as a simple sugar coated remedy said to invigorate stomach liver and bowels without gripe. The copy also notes many people develop from clever to foolish as a sly jab at self improvement rhetoric.
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Tutt
Costly burden of tuberculosis in the United States
The National Association for the Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis estimates 300,000 indigent consumptives in the U S need care in sanatoria or hospitals. Annual treatment costs could reach 50 million dollars, with a possible countrywide loss of 200 million due to incapacity. Proper municipal or state care could save about 150 million annually, plus further gains from reduced infection through segregation.
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National Association For the Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis
Fritz the gardener misses the Bloomfield stop
Fritz, a stolid German gardener, returns late from the city. Sleepy and crowded, he exits a train car into the station yard by mistake, then calmly notes there should be steps where the door stood.
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Fritz
Bloomfield
St. Paul Dispatch
The Dentist's Joke Recounts a London Dinner Tale
At a Authors club dinner in London Walter Emanuel praises an English dentist as having the largest sense of humor. He recalls a patient who refused gas, endured tooth pain, and watched the dentist pull a tooth and display it at the window. The patient groans, asking for the joke, and the dentist answers wrong tooth.
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Authors’ Club
London
Owen Seaman
Punch
Walter Emanuel
Wife and Country Joke At Lawyers Club
Paul D. Cravath cites a luncheon quip about wives going to the country. A man jokes about a wife away at the country, then corrects with the wife has returned, prompting Cravath to note the familiar tune with a new twist.
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New York
Lawyers’ Club
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Silence at the party prompts hostess rebuke
A hostess chides Miss De Muir for saying little at a party. The youthful guest explains her father advised silence unless she has something to say, and the hostess mocks the idea that society would be dull if everyone followed that rule.
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A Simple Matter
A humorous exchange shows Mrs. Torkins blaming prohibition troubles on bootleggers while proposing a lighthearted solution about forcing everyone to wear low shoes to stop the activity.
Important to Mothers Inspect Castoria Bottles Carefully
Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it remains unadulterated and properly labeled for use. This classic advertisement urges vigilance in selecting trusted medicine for young ones.
Bears the Signature of In Use For Over 30 Years
A long standing brand emphasizes continuity with a slogan stating the product line has carried the same signature now for more than three decades.
Oratory Gift Not a Matter of Acquisition
A politician proclaims oratory as a gift while pausing a lengthy speech. The chairman, pragmatically, replies that no blame rests on him and that he did his best.
The Real Thing at Party Turns Racial Slur Charge
A party hasty confrontation leads a husband to allege a neighbor-cutting incident. The exchange reveals the assailants used a razer with no stated malice pretense. Further details are not provided in the fragment.
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Yassah
Do You Think Poets Should Marry in Letters Tone
A literary note ponders whether poets should marry and warns they must be cautious composing love letters if they choose to proclaim affection. The exchange suggests poets may avoid or carefully manage romantic correspondence.
At Rehearsal Fan What Happens When Bases Are Full
The note from Stanford University Chaparral hints at conflict during rehearsal with a playful line about crowding bases and a discord described as man-ao. It reads as a campus humor or drama brief reflecting student satire.
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Stanford University
Poverty as Blessing Turns to Shared Burden
A pithy remark suggests poverty may be a blessing, yet every man is ready to cede his portion to another. The line reflects social tensions and ideas about fairness in hardship.
Burlesque Show Dressing Rooms Questioned
A note prompts inquiry into why women performers in a burlesque show need dedicated dressing rooms and facilities for changing outfits and makeup.
Find Out Then by Bacece Hicks
A short quip on money value and risk, noting that some men learn its worth only when attempting a touch.
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Bacece Hicks
King Edward Laughs At Poacher Tale At New York Club
A London correspondent recalls King Edward at the Press club in New York visiting Rufford Abbey. Lord Arthur Savile stops a poacher with a dead pheasant while Edward smiles and says the man would not poach if he were truly a bad egg.
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Four year old Edward wants a new baby sister
A four year old, an only child, tells a family friend he does not want an older infant but a brand new baby without any powder on the face. He seeks a baby sister from the friend's one year old child.
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Edward
Flies Probed for Germs Wear Overshoes on Porch Plan
The scientist warns house flies carry germs on their feet. The ready theorist suggests a simple remedy to keep them out by requiring overshoes at the doorstep.
Taking Father's Job
A captioned quote from Meggendorfer Blaetter features a young person explaining hardship. The dialogue contrasts youth and strength with an aged father unable to work, prompting questions about who should provide support.
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Meggendorfer Blaetter
Black and White Toasted Cheese Moods in Mouse Trap Lore
A quirky observation notes that when black cannot imitate white the appeal of toasted cheese fading for a mouse trap audience. It suggests color play influences lure and reaction in a humorous context.
Quotations on Endurance and Learning to Do Small Things
A compact collection of lines stressing patient endurance as preparation for trials and the value of doing small tasks well. Attributed to E. M. Goulburn and David Starr Jordan, these maxims urge steady, loyal effort in daily duties.
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E. M. Goulburn
David Starr Jordan
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