Mooresville Times Wordplay on Running for Office
A humorous Mooresville Indiana item notes men who walk to work might prefer to run for office and cites a doctor advising longer chewing as part of a joke about local civic life.
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Newspaper
Mooresville Times
Location
Mooresville, Indiana, United States of America
Date
Sep 11, 1908
Page
2
A humorous Mooresville Indiana item notes men who walk to work might prefer to run for office and cites a doctor advising longer chewing as part of a joke about local civic life.
Two girls were accidentally locked inside a Chicago candy factory overnight. Authorities say they were found safe and unharmed after a midnight check, with no injuries reported.
A concise aphorism notes that many men remain unreformed due to lacking essential resources or means. The remark emphasizes the link between material conditions and personal change, suggesting reform hinges on tangible support and tools.
A short remark challenges gender assumptions about professions, noting that affectionate actions do not define a person’s occupation or identity. The line suggests social biases about what roles women may occupy and how personal preferences are misread as career traits.
A poverty-stricken nobleman shuns the idea of a plutocratic heiress being too rich for him, revealing class tensions and social expectations in a reflective scene.
A lighthearted note reflects a romance where a mother’s disapproval of the suitor challenges the couple. The line hints at social or family tension affecting the relationship and the girl’s choice.
A woman shows concern not with how much her husband earns but with what he brings home. The remark highlights values over income in domestic life.
A collection of satirical lines comments on Bluebeard like fates for wives, diets for longevity, women readers, Rockefeller and Tarbell, Timpson mayor’s salary, and whimsical musings on moon shadows and a Chinese history set. The piece blends social critique with playful absurdities and named personalities.
A light quip from the Pittsburg Press questions suspender use with belts and offers a witty image of why a man might pair both for his trousers.
A Frenchman has developed a padded suit to cushion a falling aero naut. The invention aims to tame the sport and attract timid enthusiasts.
A magazine offered Roosevelt $1 a word for his writing but no farmer valued his hayfield labor at $1.75 a day. The piece notes even a President’s versatility may go unappreciated.
The speaker foresees 1912 as a day set aside for cheering and 1916 as a week to exceed all records. It asserts that the nation is great and capable of wonderful achievements.
Contracts to furnish single and double teams to Boston were awarded to a woman after she submitted the lowest bids in open competition with men. Her independent figures disproved allegations of men colluding to maintain prices and the award was well received.
A discussion argues that clothing elevates men's immune and endurance limits while women, benefiting from dress, resist exposure better. The text posits that beyond muscle and brains, women display greater un clothed toughness and resilience under the elements.
The article recalls early violence toward railways and motorists then reports a man shot at a balloon, narrowly missing the balloonist. A judge sentenced the shooter to set an example, arguing aerial navigation is spreading and must be safeguarded for those who harm no one and risk danger themselves.
A Baltimore American excerpt hints at a leap year wedding seen as a final chance for a couple. The dialogue suggests broad curiosity about who led the bridegroom to the altar and notes the bride’s decisive action.
In a French film moment described by Bohemian Magazine two hunters trek through a moving picture. The lead hunter halts, declaring that the tracks are not bears but slide man's muddy thumb marks in a humorous misread of nature.
A cryptic line notes the inventor of the sinektickee has died, leaving unclear details. The fragment suggests a historic note about a creator and a presumed end of life, but provides no verifiable dates or context.
The narrator travels to London and Paddington by train to catch the Flying Dutchman at Exeter. He stays at Charing Cross, opens a bank account via Goslings, buys trifles, visits the theatre to see Irving in Hamlet, and reflects on dreams and loneliness. He recalls a cryptic dream encounter with a mysterious old woman and receives a mystery letter without opening it.
A woman recounts a terrifying note asserting pursuit and financial control, threatening disbelief and confinement. She travels from London to Brighton, contemplates money’s curse, and sinks into a chlorodyne soaked dream of a marble palace as an old man performs occult rites before a grisly end.
The narrator recalls vivid suffering and self restraint after a traumatic episode. She describes headaches and exhaustion, a drawn face, parched mouth, and shaking limbs. A chambermaid brings coffee and brandy, and the narrator plans to rest, bathe, and then seek sea air on the pier to recover.
A narrator recalls a seaside pier afternoon and a man who sat opposite at dinner in a hotel. The two exchange a simple invitation to sit together that evening and plan to meet again. The scene contrasts ordinary idlers with the newcomer’s calm, bronzed look and nautical attire. The narrator battles fatigue and fear while strolling to town and seeking a harmless shopping excuse.
Grubb explains his surge in popularity by placing a "personal" notice seeking a wife similar to his novel heroine. Within two days the first edition sold out, as Scrubb notes the clever publicity strategy from Tit-Bits.
The text notes a shift from coffins to hammocks near trees as an undertaker dealer, Bill Mope, experiences a failed sale. The scene blends humor with macabre undertones and a rustic dialogue among locals.
Fragment reflects on changing habits after marriage with a fragmentary quote about companionship and silence from the Houston Post. The excerpt hints at domestic habit shifts and relationship dynamics without full context.
Brief notes on fashion trends describe slim waists as once popular but now waning, with designers signaling a broader shift toward varied silhouettes and relaxed lines in contemporary styles.
Mrs. Abbie C Rice testified that Dr Frederick Rustin arranged with her to shoot him and then kill herself to enable his family to collect life insurance. Davis, a bank clerk, allegedly agreed to be the killer and to take poison himself, while Rustin supposedly planned the death to appear as a suicide.
South Bend Indiana prepared for a new special service interurban from Michigan City to Indianapolis via Laporte South Bend Elkhart Goshen Warsaw and Peru Completion of the Warsaw to Peru segment is near and the Warsaw Michigan City run will be the longest in the north at 250 miles when the line opens The Murdocks aim to centralize northern Indiana interurban operations with South Bend as hub
Hezekiah Monk, born in Herkimer County Poorhouse eighty five years ago, died at Utica Public Charge institution where he lived his entire life.
Governor Davidson saves two men from drowning after their canoe capsized on Lake Mendota due to a heavy wind. They clung to the canoe sides until rescue.
In Des Moines forty-two standpat Republicans in the Iowa legislature refused to back Governor A B Cummins for the U S Senate to fill the late W B Allison term. They along with forty five Democrats who supported Porter outnumbered the sixty five Republicans who voted for Cummins, blocking the election.
Seattle special: Prof. C C Gorgeson head of Alaska’s agricultural experimental station says open grown watermelons were eaten at Manley Hot Spring in the Tanana valley on August 18. He described cornfields seven feet high and travels through Tanana and Yukon farms where wheat barley oats and rye were maturing.
Lionel Sackville West second Baron Sackville died at Knole Park Sevenoaks after a period of illness. Born 1827 he served in diplomacy including as British minister to the United States from 1881 to 1888 and was recalled at President Cleveland’s request in October 1888.
A compact note on translating a biblical text into daily life. The piece reflects personal interpretation and the impact of language on belief. The author emphasizes clarity, accessibility, and the relevance of ancient scripture for modern readers.
Governor Johnson mobilizes state aid as Chisholm on the Mesaba Range is described as ruined by fires. About 12,000 people homeless, with millions in property loss across Minnesota counties and northern Wisconsin. Hibbing prepares relief, tents dispatched, and refugees housed as towns recover.
President Roosevelt plans to return from Oyster Bay on September 22 and move to the White House for the winter and spring. The shorter but busier vacation aims to keep him in closer touch with the political situation. Secret Service chief John E. Wilkie traveled from New York to assign guards for the post vacation period. After returning to Washington, James E. Sloan Jr. and Joseph Murphy will stay with the president. six others disperse nationwide.
A package entrusted to Wells Fargo Express in Salem by J. R. Albert for Joseph Meyers at the Portland Hotel contains notes and valuable papers representing over 50,000 dollars. The sender specified a ten dollar value, so the item was not placed in the strong box, and it is now missing.
Dispatch from Vienna reports Countess Szechenyi formerly Gladys Van derbilt gave birth to a stillborn child. Her condition was serious briefly but she is now out of danger.
The territorial Supreme Court ruled the Sultan of Dunaharra must hang for his part as leader in the Parang raid on Mindanao in January 1906, which killed J. W. McDonald of Manila.
A violent gale swept Great Britain causing multiple shipping disasters. The sailing ship Amazon ran aground near Fort Talbot Wales and twenty seven crew members are reported drowned.
An imperial edict announces a proposed empire constitution including a provision for an eventual parliament. The document signals China’s move toward a representative assembly within the imperial framework and may shape future governance.
Heinz, famous for fifty seven varieties, gives $25,000 to Winona Assembly for a Sunday School auditorium. Wabash College anticipates record attendance at fall term opening September 15.
The seventh annual convention of the Indiana Rural Letter Carriers Association gathers in Marion this week with members from across the state.
John H. Grube of Indianapolis left bed to fetch water in his kitchen and fell at the head of the stairs, dying instantly at his residence.
Eldon Virgil Lewis 19 of Hazelton called for help and swam to save his brother but drowned in the attempt leaving a grieving family and a town in sorrow.
The clothing of three year old daughter of Robert Wiand of Marion caught fire while she played near a bonfire and she died from burns.
Plans for a Homecroft centered cooperative community backed by N O Nelson of St Louis have collapsed at Dunblin Wayne County leaving the project unfinanced and unfinished.
Henry Lamb, aged nine years, a civil war veteran, was driving with his son Nelson near Wabash when a sneezing fit struck. He died before help could reach them.
Walter Hawkins aged six was accidentally shot and killed when a revolver discharged by his ten year old sister Jessie Hawkins during a relative’s visit at Anderson home. The tragedy occurred as children played with the firearm causing instant death.
In Indianapolis a quarrel at the Stuckman home ended with Henry Stuckman 36 fatally shooting his wife Lizzie 58 and then fatally shooting himself.
Governor Folk of Missouri returns one hundred dollars to A. Ward treasurer of the Sullivan Chautauqua after an overpayment discovered in the settlement.
The Lake County Times printed at Hammond, a large northern Indiana daily, declares support for Taft and his platform marking a shift from its prior independent stance.
The Globe Realty Company of Crawfordsville sells the Pleasant View summer resort and the Gar land Dells Mineral Springs known as The Shades of Death to a syndicate that plans to develop it into a premier Middle West resort.
In Muncie a factory fund exceeding $100,000 has been raised through the efforts of Thomas F. Hart, a capitalist and manufacturer, though little public discussion or celebration has accompanied the effort.
Thomas Hisgen Jr., cousin of the Independence League presidential candidate, was shot by his father-in-law near Petersburg while hunting squirrels. The shooter mistook Hisgen's tan shoe for a squirrel. Hisgen is badly wounded.
Charlie Lindy a ranchman near Los Angeles traveled to Petersburg to wed Miss Mattie Patterson. Patterson is the second of twelve sisters, most of whom have married in recent years.
A 45 year old farmer named Frank Wolf died when the Chicago flyer struck his wagon and his two horses near Lake Station on the Michigan Central railroad. The event mirrors a prior tragedy a year earlier when his father and mother were killed at Hobart by a Lake Shore train in the same manner.
Prof. Cyrus W. Hodgin longtime history chair at Earlham College and author of many historical texts is reported in a critical state of health and not expected to recover.
In today’s schools Euclid’s Elements of Geometry remains a core text used to teach geometry and logic. The article notes Euclid's broader work on music and optics predating many later discoveries.
A fragment from a Chicago Tribune item notes a domestic dispute where a husband concealed hostility toward Meechem. An alleged incident at the house involved Meechem tilting his head back against an ornamental tidy on a rocking chair, prompting a reported violent reaction.
In a light exchange Miss Weery jokes that a man who has stayed too long is the best thing going. Mr Staylate reacts with eager questions as the pair share a wry remark from the Catholic Standard and Times.
A playful verse notes Cupid discarding his bow and darts for a net that captures hearts, describing a hammock built for two as a clever trap in a light Philadelphia Press item.
Silas Gougal aged 79 became delirious from cocaine use to deaden pain during a tooth extraction at Wabash. He reportedly heard a fire alarm and leaped through a window, suffering fatal injuries.
Police investigate disappearance of 16 year old Ella Saunders from Anderson after a blood stained garter found on White River banks. Authorities current theory is that she was slain and disposed of in the stream.
After a lengthy ten months of bitter conflict that strained friendships, the Vincennes Light and Power Company, previously supplying artificial gas, concedes to the Black Hawk Light Heat and Power Company. The latter, supplying natural gas, now has complete control of the field.
In a bid to curb a typhoid fever surge, the State Board of Health directs Kokomo to pour oil into Wildcat and Prairie creeks and to flush sewers. Fire department crews will aid by flushing the sewer system, with a gravel pump set to work on the creeks.
Fire near Hillsburg destroys a modern Clinton county barn owned by Curt Goff. Three valuable horses burn, including Doc Reynolds worth 5000 and Lew Jim worth 3000, with total losses around 15000 and indications of incendiary origin.
Walter S. Ratliff, a leading state authority on agriculture, estimates the drought will cost Wayne county farmers between 20000 and 25000 dollars. Half the loss comes from irreparable damage to one quarter of the corn crop, while the rest stems from destroyed meadows and pastures.
A 19-year-old Earl Stitt of Howard County allegedly drafted a Black Hand letter and visited his uncle Edward Nail near Columbus to solicit $500 from forty-one neighbors under threat of death. Stitt is jailed in Bartholomew County awaiting fate as local fear spreads over the scheme.
Citizens of Miller a 150 resident village two miles east of Gary discuss impeaching the town board for incompetence and superannuation Indignation meetings criticize a street railway franchise granted without a build deadline a water works contract without water delivery provisions and an electric light contract prohibiting oil lamps for street lighting.
Northern Indiana farmers bought so called electric belts from two Chicago men and suffered severe burning sensations. A physician found the belts contained only cayenne pepper. Belts sold for 1 to 5 dollars, netting the swindlers a profit.
Brookville marked its 100th anniversary last week with a city celebration. The town, the fourth settled in Indiana, traces its origins to early settlers and local history recorded in the era’s accounts.
A microbe expert warns that dangerous pathogens can lurk in telephone lines and call connections. The remark follows a late night incident where John overheard a person curse and hang up after a wrong number.
A telephone dispute between Colonel Carver and a judge over the words either and together escalates. The judge brands the colonel a liar and hints the affair is near violence with the line all is over but the shooting, the judge says.
Magistrate asks the prisoner to confess theft of an overcoat. The prisoner replies that the sleeves needed relining, prompting the courtroom exchange. The exchange reflects a humorous defense remark captured by Punch magazine.
A dialogue quoted by London Opinion shows counsel challenging a respondent. The exchange probes whether the person ever faced bankruptcy or stopped payment, with the respondent answering no and claiming the suspension occurred only after all debts were paid. The tone is cautious and probing.
A terse, aphoristic line notes a belief that personal worth declines with growing grievances. The statement frames character as inverse to perceived complaints and social standing.
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