HOGS Always Laughe and Wit Prompts Woman Reaction
A garbled excerpt quotes a viewer noting a woman’s reaction when a DP proposes. It hints at humor and social dynamics but the text is fragmented and unclear.
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Newspaper
Mooresville Guide
Location
Mooresville, Indiana, United States of America
Date
Jan 03, 1902
Page
152
A garbled excerpt quotes a viewer noting a woman’s reaction when a DP proposes. It hints at humor and social dynamics but the text is fragmented and unclear.
A Tennessee father writes that his daughter suffered five years from indigestion and constipation and after using Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin for a short period regained strength. The note claims doctors had said she could not recover and endorses the product, noting it is sold for fifty cents and a dollar with a passive guarantee by druggists.
An old advertisement touts Cascarets Candy Cathartic as a cure for robust health including clear skin bright eyes and pure blood. It claims genuine CC tablets never come bulk sold through druggists and features a mocked oath from Frank J Cheney of Toledo Ohio offering rewards for illness cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. It cites testimonials free and references various patent medicines.
The saying highlights three timeless virtues courage gentleness and affection as essential qualities. It emphasizes inner strength paired with kindness and warm regard for others.
In Chapala a wealthy social pillar Jonatan and his wife Adela tempt Antitrion Elias and his family with two thousand silver dollars. After a bungled theft and a perilous night drift, Antitrion confesses to stealing the money while Adela and Jonatan face inquiry. The town weighs whether the treasure truly belongs to Antitrion or to the original benefactor.
The narrative recalls Commodore Hull’s humorous leadership aboard the Constitution before and during engagements with the Guerriere. An officer urged a speech. Hull ordered pipe to quarters and promised prize money. A later exchange at Hampton Roads shows naval bravado and mutual respect prior to war.
A New Orleans man's wife travels with a dark skinned maid on a European trip. He recalls harsh reactions in France but notes England shows no color bias. The maid suffers interruptions and tears, while the couple contemplates future journeys without the same baggage.
A Lafayette Times quote notes two types of debtors. Those who flee when approached and those who promise payment while making others walk through mud to reach them. The piece argues the second debtor warrants full credit and no anxiety.
A Philadelphia Press quip contrasts scripture with street clash, noting a boy’s query about turning the other cheek and his retort that it is more blessed to give than to receive. The brief exchange riffs on mercy and mischief in a colonial era voice.
A New York lawyer traveling in the Amazon valley recalls riding a mule that balked as a huge snake dangled over the road. With no rifle, he used a hunting knife as a spur and fled, then returned with a rifle to secure the constrictor that vanished into the jungle.
A resident of Oolitic Indiana Mr W A Jerry suffered months with severe kidney trouble leaving him bed bound for three months. After starting Dodd's Kidney Pills he improved in two days and soon regained mobility. He urges sufferers with kidney or bladder trouble to try the remedy.
A robber captain signals an attack but silence from his men leads him to lift a jar and learn their fate. Morgiana had earlier poured boiling oil on the forty thieves leaving the scene a grim warning and Ali Baba witnesses the twist with a wry remark.
A testimonial ad urging readers not to tire of seeking kidney cure cites Charles Lindgren of La Porte Indiana praising Doan’s Kidney Pills. He reports back lameness cured after use and endorses the product, offering a free trial by mail through Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY. Available from druggists at 50 cents a box.
A Philadelphia Inquirer anecdote recalls a pastor prompting children to define sin. A six year old boy answers quickly with blunt terms including chewing smoking cursing and tearing pants. The piece highlights children's blunt moral views and church teaching in a neighborly setting.
All up to date housekeepers are advised that Red Cross Ball Blue makes clothes clean and sweet as when new. Available at all grocers.
A playful dialogue shows Bobby teasing Mr. Sissy about being a lady killer while Mr. Sissy replies calmly. Sister Ethel allegedly laughed about his actions after he left last night.
A compact notice highlights life, death and eternity with mentions of courses at Indianapolis Business University including shorthand bookkeeping and telegraphy. It urges readers to write President Heeb for particulars.
Monon Route offers Omaha to Colorado Utah North and South Dakota resort trips at $17.40 round trip. Tickets on sale October 14 15 16. Daily cheap rates and information available from any Monon Agent or at the Monon offices. R P Algeo D P A.
The piece notes 179 battles fought on or near the Baltimore & Ohio Railroad during the Civil War and details its use as a Federal base from 1861 to 1864. It mentions Harper's Ferry, Winchester, Cumberland, and key arsenals, plus a travel invitation via BE QO S W trains to the G A R encampment in Washington with low fares and a battlefield map request.
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