Banter and trivia from The Express Monticello issue
A collage of brief items and quips on topics from fashion and science to travel and weather. Notes on trailing skirts, English markets, shrinking days, women’s aero clubs, balloon flaws, ball dances, pay as you enter trolleys, Wilbur Wright, diamonds, Japan’s civilization, a Brooklyn minister, rope pumping, and a hard winter in rural forecasts.
Tim Healy Response to Voter Jest
A voter told Irish MP Tim Healy he would sooner vote for the devil than for Healy. Healy retorted that the voter’s friend might not turn up and asked if the voter would support him instead.
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Tim” Healy
Healy
Tim
Pneumatic Car Carrier Trial Shoots Boy in Chicago
A new pneumatic car carrier test in Chicago sent a 13 year old boy through a short tube at 16 miles an hour. He was in good condition after the journey, demonstrating the method's practicality in a controlled experiment.
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Chicago
New York State Reports Record Equalized Values
The New York State Board of Equalization lists the equalized real estate and personal property at 8.55 billion dollars, with total value including personal property at 9.17 billion. The report highlights New York’s wealth compared to its richest residents.
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New York
State Board of Equalization
Empire State
William Walled-Off Astor Bouts Footpath Rights
When W. W. Astor learned English law upheld Hever villagers right to cross the footpath through Hever Castle grounds, he erected tall brick walls on both sides of the path, a move seen as a publicized assertion of his title and control.
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W. W. Astor
Hever
Hever Castle
William
Astor
Wizard Burbank Predicts New Banana Groves in New England
Wizard Burbank of California asserts Massachusetts farmers may soon plant banana groves as a hardy plantain is perfected to bear fruit across New England. The claim highlights an era of agricultural optimism and cross coast innovation.
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Wizard Burbank
California
Massachusetts
New England
Pa Elkins Denies Engagement With Italian Duke
Pa Elkins states there has never been an engagement between his daughter and the Italian duke. He implies the onus is on him to determine the duke’s intentions when he remains after ten o'clock.
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Pa Elkins
Morocco's Abd-el-Aziz Leaves a Hollow Throne
A London Times dispatch from Tangier notes that Abd-el-Aziz inherited a throne only to leave his successor with a footstool and no substance. The commentary portrays a weakened monarchy and fragile state of leadership in Morocco.
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Morocco
London Times
Tangier
Abd-el-Aziz
Pensioner returns $1172 to U S Treasury over conscience
The Civil War pensioner returned $1172 to the treasury saying his conscience would not permit him to keep the money. The act is described as unprecedented in pension administration, though not a reflection on pensioners overall.
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United States Treasury
Taft Wins United States Presidency in 1908 Election
The Republicans gain control with Taft securing 321 electoral votes to Bryan's 162. Republicans also win a strong majority in the House, with 216 members to Democrats 176, and claim a robust Senate edge. Major taft wins include New York and Ohio plurality, Illinois and Michigan shifts, while governorships in Illinois and Wisconsin shift to Republicans.
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New York
New Jersey
Massachusetts
William Howard Taft
United States
Mr. Taft
William Jennings Bryan
Taft
Bryan
House of Representatives
Repub
Licans
Alabama
Nevada
Arkansas
California
Jersey
Colorado
Connecticut
N. Carolina
Delaware
Dakota
Florida
Georgia
Oklahoma
Idaho
Oregon
Illinois
Indiana
Rhode
Towa
Carolina
Kansas
Kentucky
Tennessee
Louisiana
Texas
Maine
Ale
Maryland
Vermont
Mass
Virginia
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Wisconsin
Missouri
Wyoming
Montana
Nebraska
Pennsylvania
Ilinois
Ohio
Thomas R. Marshall
New England
New Hampshire
Rhode Island
Roosevelt
Fairbanks
Iowa
Greater
Erie County
Hughes
Republica
Charles S. Deneen
Adlai E. Stevenson
Taft's Party Controls House With 43 Majority
William Howard Taft will command a safe Republican majority in the House of Representatives, currently stated at 43 seats. The edge is expected to rise slightly unless unforeseen changes occur in the political landscape.
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Michigan
Warner
Upper Peninsula
Lawton T. Hemans
Gov. Warner
Taft
William Howard Taft
House of Representatives
Recipe for Good Coffee
A bachelor declares a man makes better coffee than a woman arguing women are not exact enough. He describes a multistep process where the brew should reach the boiling point, be removed, return to boiling, and repeat three times. He says drip coffee is worse and suggests renewing the coffee pot about monthly for better results.
The Power of Money Dialogue Quip in Harper's Weekly
A brief exchange questions money’s influence and a character fears the five dollars owed. The dialogue carries satirical tone as Powell and Howell discuss wealth and owed sums in a Harper's Weekly clipping.
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Howell
Powell
Jones
Harper’s Weekly
Costly Work of Improvement in Massachusetts Traffic
Massachusetts has spent about $400,000 yearly for 18 years removing grade crossings, reflecting a long running effort to improve safety and traffic flow.
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Massachusetts
Exciting Elephant Hunt In Berlin Night Chase
Six elephants from a menagerie escaped a railway truck after a locomotive shriek in Berlin. Four were captured quickly but two fled for 20 hours through countryside before being rounded up in a forest. Herr Hagenbeck calmed and fed them oatcakes before recapture.
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Berlin
Herr Hagenbeck
County fair honors hog product winners noted
The Houston Post recalls a local fair where prizes went to lard head cheese bacon and pickled pigs feet. A quip about hogging all the honors follows, reflecting community pride and humor.
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Houston Post
Defining a Pessimist
A witty aphorism from the Birmingham Age-Herald defines a pessimist as a man who spends more time finding fault than seeking a remedy. The quote contrasts blame seeking with constructive problem solving and reflects editorials on attitude.
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Birmingham Age-Herald
Women Suffragists Clash With Authority In New York And London
An analysis contrasts suffragette protests in New York and London. In New York women attempt to address the mayor and speak briefly but are shouted down, escorted by police. In London they press the house of commons, sparking a large police response and gallery closures as MPs lose nerve. The piece quips on politeness and a final remark about love and fury.
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New York
London
House of Commons
New York Evening World
Maori Race Dying Out in New Zealand
The Maoris of New Zealand number 42,000 and face declining population trends. Community leaders warn of cultural erosion as birth rates and intermarriage shift demographics. Authorities study language loss and gap in preservation efforts.
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New Zealand
Roosevelt as possible successor to Platt in the Senate
The article reports that President Roosevelt may succeed Senator Platt after returning from Africa. Some say he would accept the seat if Taft is president, easing the senatorial entanglement in New York. Roosevelt has long avoided the Senate, fearing criticism of his successor.
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Taft
White House
Washington
Roosevelt
Platt
Senate
Africa
Mr. Taft
New York
Rock Island Phone Company Placed In Receivership
The Union Telephone and Telegraph Company with lines in Rock Island Moline and Davenport went to a receiver Thursday after an American Trust and Savings Bank filing. Joint receivers named are H. H. Bratt and Leroy J. Wolfe. The suit claims failure to pay interest on $400,000 in bonds and other obligations. President is George B. Stoker of Harrisburg Pennsylvania.
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Rock Island
Union Telephone & Telegraph Company
Moline
Ill
Davenport
American Trust and Savings Bank of Chicago
H. H. Bratt
Leroy J. Wolfe
Farrisburg
George B. Stoker
Western man surrenders to Detroit police
Robert Taylor gave his name and surrendered at detective headquarters in Detroit on Thursday. He said he was wanted in Tahlequah Oklahoma for the killing of Robert Ivens.
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Detroit
Mich
Robert Taylor
Tahlequah
Okla
Robert Ivens
Foreign Missions to Get $1,060,567
The general committee of foreign missions of the Methodist Episcopal church met in St. Louis and began itemizing 1909 appropriations after voting a total of 1,060,678 dollars.
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Foreign Missions
St. Louis
General Committee of Foreign Missions of the Methodist Episcopal Church
Kentucky Town Faces Creek Bottom Fire Threat
Mayfield Ky miles of creek bottom lands near Boaz are on fire as a large posse of citizens fights to prevent flames from reaching the town.
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Kentucky
Mayfield
Boaz
Here
University of Illinois President Bans Hazing
University of Illinois President Edmund J. James addressed students warning hazing will not be tolerated and any student guilty of hazing will be dismissed from the university.
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Urbana
Ill
Edmund J. James
University of Illinois
Prince Louis d Or leans Braganza Marries Princess Maria Pia
Prince Louis d Orleans Braganza and Princess Maria Pia of Bourbon Sicily wed in Cannes France on Wednesday.
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Cannes
France
Prince Louis d’Orleans-Braganza
Maria-Pia of
Bourbon-Sicily
Costa Rican boy a hero in Takoma school blaze
Costa Rican student Rubena Herrera earned hero status for guiding fellow students to safety during a Friday fire that destroyed Bliss Electric school in North Takoma Washington. About 150 dorm residents woke in flames and escaped as others slid down ropes from the sixth story cupola. Evan Mickle of Reading Michigan aided his roommate. both survived amid heavy smoke. Professor S T Cole was badly burned.
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Washington
Rubena Herrera
Bliss Electric School
Takoma
Herrera
Evan Mickle
Reading
Mich
Freight Steamer B. M. Whitney Sunk in East River Collision
The Metropolitan Steamship line freighter B. M. Whitney sank in the East River on Thursday night while bound for Boston. Valued at 500000 with cargo worth 300000, the loss is total and salvage unlikely. After a collision with Steep Rock while avoiding a tow, a rapid hull breach flooded the engine room and nine stokers fled as the vessel disappeared in ten fathoms. crew escaped in lifeboats.
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New York
B. M. Whitney
Metropolitan Steamship Line
East River
Boston
Swindlers Are Sentenced In Minneapolis Mail Fraud Case
James T. Mulhall, Edgar McConkey, and Felix Nathanson were convicted of conspiracy to defraud by mail and sentenced by Judge Milton Purdy. Mulhall got 15 months in Leavenworth, McConkey one year and one day, Nathanson six months in county jail. The jury verdict followed about six hours of deliberation on the alleged Nicollet Creamery operation in Minneapolis and its impact on Northwest farmers who lost payments for shipped produce.
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Minneapolis
Minn
James T. Mulhall
Leavenworth
Kan
Edgar McConkey
Felix Nathanson
Milton Purdy
Nicollet Creamery Company
Northwest
Railroads Targeted Over Three Cent Passenger Rate
Arkansas Rail Road Commission voted to issue an order against railroads for charging a three cent passenger fare. The commission acted on the attorney general's advice and said heavy penalties will follow suits by the state.
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Arkansas
Little Rock
Ark
State Railroad Commission
Mills to reopen in New Hartford after decade shutdown
Mount Vernon and Woodbury cotton duck mills in New Hartford Conn. plan restarting soon after new machinery is installed. The facilities had been closed for ten years.
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New Hartford
Conn
Mount Vernon and
Woodbury Cotton Duck Syndicate
Women Hunters Seek Licenses Across New York State
Scores of women statewide have applied for hunting licenses, reports say to the state forest and game commission. The surge reflects growing participation in hunting activities across Albany and surrounding areas.
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New York
Albany
N. Y
State Forest and Game Commission
Milwaukee merchant Oscar Mohr dies after illness
Oscar Mohr of Milwaukee a noted commission merchant and former Milwaukee Chamber of Commerce president died Thursday afternoon after a lingering illness kidney trouble cited as the cause.
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Oscar Mohr
Milwaukee
Milwaukee Chamber of Commerce
Mohr
Treasure Ship Sheridan Sails for Manila with Currency
The U S Army transport Sheridan sailed for Manila on Thursday carrying Filipino currency valued at 6 009 000 dollars and a cargo of supplies including a large consign ment of delicacies for Christmas.
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Salle
Manila
San Francisco
United States Army
Sheridan
Peruna testimonial from Kernersville patient cures stomach trouble
Mrs Lenora Bodenhamer of Kernersville North Carolina reports chronic stomach upset and indigestion resolved after following Dr Hartman’s advice and using Peruna and Manalin She praises the remedy and urges others with similar symptoms to try it noting many similar letters in the doctor’s files
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Box
Kernersville
N. C
Peruna
Hartman
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