Graceful Blessing Turns Into Rugged Grin
A Kansas paper recalls a devout farmer who prays at the dining table with reverence but mutters a rambling grace that veers into a discovery of a long sought yarned gimlet. The humor hinges on the farmer’s distracted moment as he orders help to fetch the tool while giving thanks to the Lord.
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Grace
Kansas
Joe
Jim
Kangas City
Wigg-Scribbler Tales End Too Sad for Readers
Philadelphia Record notes Wigg-Scribbler stories end sadly with characters doomed to wastebasket disposal. Describes reader reaction and publisher stance on such bleak outcomes.
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Finis
Scribbler
Philadelphia Record
Open Season Pheasants Bring Easy Dinner Line
A quote notes the simplicity of shooting pheasants in open season with daylight access and no need to share with game officials, implying unmonitored hunting benefits.
Eczema Cured by Cuticura After Sleepless Six Months
A 77 year old man suffered six months of relentless itching from head to toe with sleepless nights. After using Cuticura Soap Ointment and Resolvent he slept through the first night and was cured in a month. Report from Mt. Kisco New York dated February 3 1908.
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W. Harrison Smith
Mt. Kisco
N. Y
Potter Drug & Chem, Corp
Sole Props
Moston
One Was Enough for Johnny Sunday Lesson
A Delineator humorous note recalls a Sunday school story about turning the other cheek and enduring seventy times seven. Johnny, listening intently, answers that another boy should be struck back only once. The superintendent then asks how many times to endure before retaliation.
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Johnny
Catarrh Cure Reward Ad by F J Cheney Co
One hundred dollar reward offered for any case of catarrh that cannot be cured by Half Catarrh Cure. Walnutding Kinnan and Marvin endorse F J Cheney for honesty and solvency. Fiall's Catarrh Cure advertised as an internal remedy acting on blood and mucous surfaces. Testimonials free, price 76 cents per bottle. Also hail's Family Pills for constipation.
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F. J. Cheney & CO
Toledo
F. J. Cheney
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin
O. Fiall
Hail
Ant Tale and Pest Ad Warn of Imitations
A child’s onlook at ants on a porch leads to a playful kinship joke about aunts and nieces. The page also promotes Rough on Rats poison, claiming 15¢ can destroy many rats and mice, urging buyers to avoid imitators and substandard products.
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Nettie
List of Women Names and Addresses for Medical Complaints
A long column lists women by name and address across multiple states and cities with repeated references to health issues such as ovarian trouble female weakness and nervous prostration. The items include Mrs entries from Illinois Indiana Ohio Pennsylvania Michigan Missouri Kansas and others with street addresses and route numbers.
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Cleveland
Ohio
Lizzie Steiger
Fleet Avenue
E. Wesleyville
Maggie Ester
R.F.D
Dyersburg
Tenn
Sue Hilliard
R.R
Hayfield
Mayme Windle
Herrin
Chas. Folkes
Winchester
Ind
May Deal
Dyer, Ind
Wm. Oberich
Harry L. Rittle
Lehman Street
Sykes, Tenn
Minnie Hall
Detroit
Hich
Louise Jung
Chestnut
Vincennes
Syl. B. Derauld
Tenth Street
Gardiner
Maine
A. Williams
BR. F. D
Philadelphia
Chas. Buell
N. Garnet Street
Plattsburg
Miss
Verna Wilkes
Willimantic
Conn
Etta Donovan
Box Woodside
Idaho
Rachel Johnson
Rockland
Will Young
Columbia Avenue
Scottville
Mich
J.g.johnson
F.D
Dayton
F. R. Smith
Elmet
Erie
J. P. Endlich
F. D
Beaver Falls
W. P. Boyd
Seventh Avenue
Fairchance
I. A. Dunham
Fort Hunter
Mary Jane Shatto
Fast Earl
Augustus Lyon
Vienna
W. Va
Emma Wheaton
Oronugo
Mae McKnight
Acres
Tillie Waters
Libery Street
Joseph
Oregon
Alice Huffman
John Johnston
Siegel Street
Christiana
Mary Wood
R.f.d.ak
Mozier
Ills
Mary Ball
Cigonier
Eliza Wood
Melbourne
Iowa
Clara Watermann
Bardstown
RyveMite
Joseph Hall
Lewiston
Henry Cloutier
Oxford Street
Minneapolis
Minn
John G. Moldan
Second Street
Bhiansrock
eJosle Ham
Marlton
Geo. Jordy
Chester
Ark
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Collie
Gabie
May Marshall
Rr4
Pecos
Iendleton
May Marshal Bee
Texas
Adams Egg Cambridge
Neb
Nellie Moslander
Graniteville
Chas
Bare Oed
Lydia E. Pinkham
Largest hog verdict in Iowa Supreme Court affirmed
Webster City Iowa November 8 Negotiations over three years ended with American Express buying a Poland China sow from C H Swiney for 675 dollars plus interest The 16 month old 500 pound sow carried prizes at Iowa Minnesota and Wisconsin fairs and died in transit The Supreme Court upheld the district court verdict of 675 dollars and interest making the top hog verdict to date The seller refused a 1000 dollar offer and sued for the difference The court’s ruling includes the 160 cents per pound paid with interest for the killed animal The second item reports the North Iowa Dairy Improvement association formed to boost milk production creamery cooperation and butter making efficiency with officers named and experts invited to assist
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Webster City
American Express Company
C. H. Swiney
Iowa Supreme Court
Iowa
Minnesota
Wisconsin
Milwaukee
Express Company
Bwiney
Supreme Court
Mason City
North Iowa Dairy Improvement Association
Wilson Hotel
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Fertile
Tenald
Plymouth
Northwood
Manley
Hastland
Scarville
A. G. Rye
D. B. White
Agricultural Department
Washington, D. C
Hugh G. van Pelt
Waterloo
J. J. Ross
Dairy Commissioners of
G. al Rye
J. A. Howell
Gus Rierson
Handland
H. R. Stock
M. D. Johnson
J. L. Stevens
O. Vola
Henry Burtness
Fire destroys Morrison barn and other structures in Grundy Center
A blaze in Grundy Center wiped out George W Morrison’s dray barn and three horses, hay, and grain. Rev Black’s barn and several smaller buildings were also lost. Total damages around 2500 dollars, with partial insurance. Several nearby buildings were saved. origin unknown.
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Grundy Center
George W. Morrison
Morrison
Meningitis Epidemic Strikes Paton Area
An 8-year-old girl, daughter of Broder Nahnsen, died from spinal meningitis near Paton. About a dozen neighborhood children are affected but improving after guidance from the state board of health.
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Paton
Broder Nahnsen
State Board of Health
Mule Breaks Man's Jaw in Council Bluffs Incident
George Bennett of Hamburg suffered a fractured lower jaw in two places and severe facial injuries after striking a mule aimed at a corn crib. The mule responded with a powerful kick, leaving Bennett badly disfigured and facing possible life-threatening harm.
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Council Bluffs
George Bennett
Hamburg
Bennett
Barn Collapse Injures Young Man Near Weldon
A barn under construction at George Ashby’s place one half mile east of Weldon blew down. James Gallagher about 21 years old, single, was struck by heavy timbers and believed to be seriously injured.
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Weldon
George Ashby
James Gallagher
Gallagher
Lone Tree Woman Takes Carbolic Acid Poisoning
Mrs. Robert Carson of Lone Tree took carbolic acid in Iowa City. Her daughter-in-law, in the room, spilled fluid on her hands and arms while aiding her, causing painful burns. Mrs. Carson's recovery is declared doubtful.
Marengo Man Tries Death by Hanging
Trueman Amrine a Marengo area mail carrier attempted suicide by hanging from a cherry tree limb in his father's yard. His brother cut the rope and the attending surgeon reported he would probably recover.
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Marengo
Towa City
Large Barn Burned on H. W. Spalding Farm Grinnell
A large barn on the H. W. Spalding farm in Grinnell was destroyed by fire. The loss is estimated at $5,000 with much grain and farm implements inside also destroyed. Horace Colson dies suddenly at Waterloo party after a surprise visit by friends. he collapsed and died within twenty minutes.
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Grinnell
H. W. Spalding
Waterloo
Horace Colson
Muscatine Poised for another dry year after petition fight
In Muscatine the Law Enforcement league and attorney Betty accuse saloon petition circulators of crimes and frauds. The county board will canvass the petition and rule on objections to the 0.8 measure, potentially keeping Muscatine dry. Officials consider an injunction if frauds are upheld and the petition proceeds.
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Betty
Law Enforcement League
Nquor
Boone Chosen as Next Eastern Star Meeting Site
Boone was selected as the next meeting place for the Order of the Eastern Star with Dubuque and Clinton as finalists. Officers elected include Maggie Wiley of Mason City as worthy grand matron Emma Beckman of Atlantic as worthy grand patron J A Tracy of Grundy Center as associate grand patron Miss Maria Jackson of Sioux City as associate grand patron Ida A Webster of Council Bluffs as grand secretary Josephine Hobson Albin of Waucoma as grand treasurer Alta Sullivan of Fairfield as associate grand conductress.
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Order of the Eastern Star
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Clinton
Maggie
Wiley
Mason City
Worthy
E. M. Willard
Atlantic
Emma Beckman
Grundy Center
J. A. Tracy
Sioux City
Maria Jackson
Council Bluffs
Ida A. Webster
Waucoma
Josephine Hobson Albin
Alta Sullivan
Fairfield
Writ Granted in Ware Case in Iowa Supreme Court
Des Moines Judge McClain issued a writ of habeas corpus for Le Roy Owa a former Corydon banker and Fort Madison inmate. The writ returns November 16 for the supreme court hearing in Des Moines. Ware remains confined at Fort Madison after a conference with Warden Sanders and Judge Robinson of the control board.
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Ware
Des Moines
McClain
Iowa Supreme Court
Leroy Owa
Corydon
Fort Madison
H. M. Towner
Supreme Court
Sanders
Robinson
Board of Control
Student Hit by Train Near Ames
Iowa State College student Harry McDowell was struck by Northwestern train No. 52 in the west end yards and fatally injured after stepping onto the tracks to avoid a freight train. He was thrown against a telegraph pole and received severe head injuries. His home is in the country near Ames.
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Ames
Harry McDowell
Iowa State College
Northwestern
Young McDowell
Woman Dies After Fall From Apple Tree in Shelby Visit
Mrs. Henry Heinze of Shelby died at the hospital from a fractured spine following a fall from an apple tree at a daughter's home near Shelby. She was 62 years old and had climbed the tree to reach desirable fruit when a limb broke and threw her to the ground.
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Council Bluffs
Henry Heinze
Shelby
First Iowa Dentist Dead in Marshalltown
Word from Los Angeles reports the death of Dr. G. Knepper a pioneer Iowa dentist who settled in Marshalltown in 1866. A Civil War veteran he was 71 years old and moved to California during the southern California boom about twenty years after coming to Iowa.
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Iowa
Marshalltown
Los Angeles
Cal
G. Knepper
Prominent Dubuque Contractor John Andre Ends Life
John Andre aged 60 a former member of the board of supervisors committed suicide at his home 66 Winona avenue by hanging. The wealthy prominent contractor in stone work was in ill health at the time.
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Rich Lowan
Dubuque
John Andre
Board of Supervisors
Winona Avenue
Dubuque Man Hurt In Runaway Incident
Dubuque report states Thomas Burnsles near death after a runaway. A frightened horse pulled the wagon onto a bonfire causing Burnsles to be thrown and seriously injured.
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Dubuque
Thomas Burnsles
Commercial Club to Census Marshalltown Next Year
The Commercial Club plans a city census next year concurrent with government enumeration to cross check counts.
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Marshalltown
Commercial Club
New Santa Fe Depot Underway at Fort Madison
The Santa Fe railroad began constructing a new brick veneer passenger depot in Fort Madison at an estimated cost of about 15000 dollars. The existing depot will be repurposed for freight service.
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Fort Madison
Santa Fe Haar
George Still Sentenced in Burglary Case at Corning
George Still pleaded guilty to burglary in Corning. Miss Clara Knolla, initially held with Still, was released after the grand jury ignored the charges against her.
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George
Corning
Clara Knolla
Still
Mrs Belmont Becomes Author Of Child Rearing Tale
New York social figure Mrs. Oliver H. P. Belmont discusses her forthcoming children’s book. She argues mothers must closely supervise upbringing, shares personal home schooling methods, and plans to dedicate all book profits to Belmont Memorial Hospital in Hempstead, funding a 40 patient facility costing about 40000 dollars.
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New York
Oliver H. P. Belmont
Duke of Marlborough
W. K. Vanderbilt Jr
Virginia
Harold S. Vanderbilt
Long Island
Oxford
Hempstead
UL. I
Belmont Memorial Hospital
Old parchments sold for gloves and tennis ball stuffing
Dealers pay well for old parchments of all kinds. Ink is removed to produce cleaned material used for fine French kid gloves. Waste scraps, vellum, and leather are boiled into sizes while coarse shavings and seal skins fill cheap tennis balls.
Global naval arms race and cost of warships
Mc Clure's Magazine warns the Anglo German crisis is part of a broader danger. War prep drives world recession fears as ships cost 10 million dollars each and guns fire six rounds per minute at a heavy world dockyard pace.
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America
A Close Bond Between Farmer and Wife Twins
A farmer and his wife shared a remarkable tie as they were born on the same day. A neighbor notes they are twins in fact, highlighting their parallel birthdays and strong kinship.
Prescription for Mixed Tonic in Whiskey Distilled Cure
A historical note prescribes a simple remedy mixing Barsaparilla syrup and Toris compound with whiskey. Use a tablespoon before meals and at bedtime, shaking well each time. Claimed to be very effective with restorative action visible after the first doses.
The Price of Courtesy Quote Clash in Washington Star
A dialogue between two unnamed speakers mocks politeness and the cost of persuasion. Mr Sirius Barker argues politeness costs more than it appears while a quoted proverb critic is challenged by another voice. The exchange reflects social etiquette tensions in a New York waiter setting.
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Sirius Barker
New York
Washington Star
Painkiller claims no substitute for rheumatism relief
A garbled supplier note touts Partny Davis' Painkiller as unique and irreplaceable for rheumatism, with odd lines about jealousy, friendship, and a slogan praising Tiensa for smokers plus a claim of purity in Single Binder tobacco. The text includes misprints and disjointed phrases, but centers on claims of unique remedy and tobacco references.
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Partny Davis
Dia
Tiia
Felt Sorry for Mrs Brown and the Missing Package
Rural free delivery in Vermont notes a missing package believed sent to Mrs Brown in the foot hills. A passerby widow is told a man’s professed love could earn Ananitas club eligibility.
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Vermont
Saturday Evening Post
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