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Monticello Express

Location

Monticello, Iowa, United States of America

Date

May 14, 1903

Page

8

American Jokes Over Naturalization Misunderstanding

Washington Times reports a Washingtonian tells a joke to a new Chinese secretary of the legation about naturalized versus vaccinated. The secretary, initially expressionless, smiles when told it was a joke that “didn’t take,” highlighting a cross cultural misunderstanding during a light exchange.

Segation Whitciam Washingtonian Rand Legation Washington Times Washington

Narrow Escape From Death Revives Endangered Brain Patient

Mrs. M. O. Garrett of Brazils Arkansas was bedridden by Cerebro Spinal illness and treated without improvement. After doctors lost hope her husband obtained six boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills and she recovered sufficiently to work again. She credits the remedy with saving her life.

Brazils Ark M. O. Garrett Mr. Garrett Dodd

Laundering the Baby's Clothes for Infant Care

Cautionary note urges mothers to launder infant garments at home under mother's guidance and only Ivory Soap to prevent skin injury from strong powders. The quote emphasizes careful washing practices and parental oversight.

Eleanor R. Parker

Cure Two Col ds One Day An Old Ad Stretch

A collage of early 20th century advertisements tout cures for colds with Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets and Piso’s Cure, promising refunds if ineffective. The page also includes social commentary quotes and notes on trains, rail lines, dyes, and cautious maxims from various publications.

Kidney pills praised by Mrs Pace from Glaspfron Kentucky

Mrs C B Pare of Columbia Ave Glaspfron Kentucky wife of C B Pare a brick manufacturer reports health gains from Dean's Kidney Pills. She suffered kidney trouble and back pain with variable secretions and scorching urination. The remedy regulated secretions and eased inflammation. A free trial offer and price 50 cents per box via Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY.

C. B. Pare Columbia Ave Glaspfron Kentucky Dean Pace United States Foster-Milburn Co Buffalo N. Y

Giant Galapagos Tortoise Lives Calmly With Pets on Mauritius

A single giant Galapagos tortoise on Mauritius, tame and friendly with rabbits, measures eight and a half feet in length and seven feet in breadth. Believed to be over 200 years old, the species once ranged across many islands but declined due to hunting. Remnants are protected yet the race continues to die out, with few zoos housing captive specimens.

Mauritius Galapagos Seychilles Muascovene Indian Ocean N. Y

Duchess in Slums and the American Jane Addams Rivalry

A Chicago Chronicle piece profiles the rich dowager duchess of Newcastle living in Whitechapel London slums. It compares her philanthropy to Jane Addams, noting church ties, visits to the sick, and social influence across Rome and English estates.

Duchess of Newcastle Whitechapel London Fife Pall Mall West End Mayfair Duchess Jane Addams Grace Miss Addams Duke of Newcastle Princess Doria Rome Francis Hope Francis Clumber England Mary Chicago Chronicle

When I’m a Man A Child’s Ambition to Act Like a Man

A Boston Budget poem imagines a boy's plan to grow up fast and indulge in toys, style, candy, street games, and defying rules. He envisions trousers and hats, candy, peanuts, ice wagons, and late bedtimes as symbols of adult freedom.

The Dog Who Talked on the Prairie

In a St Nicholas vignette two year old Moss and his sheepdog Ben share a quiet dialogue. Ben answers with body language and sounds showing keen intelligence as they guard the flock. Ben warns of wolves and acts as an expert sheep herder praise sparks a playful, rapid display.

Ben Moss Mustang Canfield St. Nicholas

Legend of the Princess and the Silk Worm Goddess

A Chinese tale recounts a king without sons whose daughter is foretold to bring riches. Princes seek betrothal as prophecy unfolds with a demi god inhabiting a horse to rescue the king. The princess is doomed to an alliance with an enemy’s son, but a magical horse skin merges with her and she becomes a cocoon. In Chekiang’s silk districts, children play with toy horses to honor the silk worm goddess.

Chekiang Washington Star

Beaver Beavers in New Jersey Prompt Legislation

Beavers found in New Jersey after presumed extinction have built dams affecting nearby farms. Landowners seek relief while Mr Justus Von Lengerke reveals the colony's location. Following his tip the New Jersey legislature passed protection for beavers to restrain agricultural damage.

Justus von Lengerke New Jersey von Lengerke New York City

Troublesome Porcupines Invade Maine from New Brunswick

For twenty five years porcupines have crossed the Canadian border from New Brunswick into Maine. They chew young spruce trees by the thousand and have been seen gnawing handles from tools left in the field. When gathered in packs they fight savagely. A bounty on porcupines is proposed as a remedy and everyone in Maine will hunt them.

Maine Canadian New Brunswick Alaine

Rapid Pulse Variations in European Hamster

The text notes a hamster stores grain in subterranean cells and shows heart rate changes with seasons. In summer the pulse is about 150 per minute, drops with cold, and averages 15 per minute during hibernation, illustrating dramatic metabolic shifts in this rodent.

Europe Asia

Why He Favored Hanging Debate in Philadelphia Society

A Philadelphia literary society debated capital punishment, with a negative speaker arguing that enduring justice supports the death penalty. He asserted that if hanging was good enough for his father, it remains for his generation.

Philadelphia

How to Make Kulsomine Glue Based Whitewash

A historical recipe describes soaking one pound of uncolored gelatine glue and thirty pounds of English cliffstone Paris white in water overnight. They are heated to dissolve and mix, then cooled with carbolic weld added per pound to prevent spoiling, yielding a Kalsomine suitable for weeks.

Painter’s Magazine

Ordinary Talker Spends About 2400 Words Daily

An average man is described as speaking for about an hour daily totaling roughly 2400 words. The passage notes a mix of indifference silence and verbosity in daily discourse.

Baby's First Cradle Advice For Safe Nursery Setup

The piece argues against placing baby in a cradle too soon and praises the French habit of dainty bassinets. It suggests a practical home made bassinet from a clothes basket with a quilted lining, cotton padding, and ribboned finishing touches to prevent drafts and add comfort.

Crafts for a Baby Basket with Canopy and Valance

An Orange Judd farm article describes making a baby basket with a hidden outer side under a valance. It explains adding a canopy with wired arches and shirred fabric, a bottom pillow, and a June roses basket made by Co. The scene notes the parents enjoying fresh air on the piazza while the child naps.

Judd Farmer

Illicit Wit and Woes of Wives and Warted Postcards

A London Truth excerpt mocks tactless wives who consult husbands on deathbeds and police the tone of postcards. It recounts a bohemian widow bonnet query and Germany to England postcard miscommunication, highlighting domestic folly and misplaced earnestness in a sharp, ironic tone.

Germany England London

Well Paid For Her Work In New York Society

A New York woman of social prominence but limited means earns income by a novel service that keeps her in respectable society. She handles invitations and correspondence for patrons, commands high prices, and visits many top houses. The practice includes leaving cards the day after large entertainments as a mark of good form.

New York

Hickory Nut Cake Tip Eases Shelling Process

A quick kitchen trick helps cracking shelled Hickory nuts. Pour boiling water over the nuts and let them soak for 20 minutes, then crack to easily remove the nut meats.

Peruna praised by doctors and public figures nationwide

Doctor Ensor of Columbia South Carolina and ex congressman O W Butts endorse Peruna for catarrh and as an invigorating tonic. Dr R Robbins of Muskogee lauds its use for coughs weak stomach and appetite. The text notes catarrh inflames mucous membranes and causes mucus discharge as part of its explanation for the remedy.

J. FW. Ensor Columbia 8. C Tate J. FB. Ensor W. Butts Congress North Dakota Washington, D. C O. W. Butts R. Robbins Muskogee I. 1 Perona Martinan Dr. Tartman The Tartman Sanitarum Columbus Ohio

Love of the Prairies from Michigan to Alberta Tales

A letter from Anna C. Gray, long resident of Western Canada, describes Didsbury Alberta as a growing prairie town with four churches, a new Evangelical church costing 2500 dollars, a biweekly literary society, and strong hospitality. She notes the climate, scenery, and rising settlement as over one hundred thousand Americans now in Western Canada and many more to come.

Anna C. Gray Michigan Western Canada Brown City Mich Warner Alberta Sunshine Miss Garay Didsbury Van Prairies Baptist Presbyterian Evangelical Mennonnite

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