24 Mar 1927
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Newspaper
Monticello Express
Location
Monticello, Iowa, United States of America
Date
Mar 24, 1927
Page
1
A collage of quick jokes and snippets from Happy Magazine features a fried egg excuse for not finishing, engaged youths facing proposals, a provocative remark about a husband who avoids topics that annoy, and a jokey aviation quip. It closes with a note about returning home and a house key hidden under a stone.
A Berlin joke item quotes Nagela Lustige Welt asking if horse meat is present in a sausage and replying that there is no meat at all. The humorous exchange underscores skepticism about meat content.
A man returns home to find his residence locked and secured, with no immediate access described. The report notes the unusual entry condition but provides few additional details.
A puzzled line from the Philadelphia Bulletin features a character asking where to start with bills and directing to the dressmaker John for more clothes. The brief reads as a light exchange reflecting domestic economy and fashion needs.
Mother! Fletcher's Castoria has been in use for over 80 years to relieve constipation, flatulence, wind colic and diarrhea in babies and children. It calms feverishness arising from stomach and bowel issues and aids digestion for natural sleep without opiates. The genuine product bears a signature.
Musterole soothes sore throat bronchitis ton sillitis croup and other pains with a gentle tingle that won’t blister like mustard plasters. It is a clean white ointment with oil of mustard and has milder children’s versions for babies and kids.
Mrs. Julia Browning of Mulberry Grove Illinois describes eight months of rheumatism bladder inflammation fatigue and nervous exhaustion. She credits Dodd's Pills with relief after three boxes and urges others to try them. Buy a box today 60 cents at drug stores or Dodd's Medicine Co Buffalo N Y.
A London preparatory school surveyed over 100 boys about their future professions. Results show air force 21, motor engineers 10, electrical engineers 13, navy 12, army 10, commerce 6, law 5, stage 4, politics 3, journalism and literature 8, with small numbers for church ministers and other trades.
Bell-Ans promises rapid relief from acidity belching gas headache heartburn nausea and biliousness. The ad claims thirty years of value and presents Bell & Co Inc as the sender offering free samples from Orangeburg New York.
A German doctor designed a clockwork apparatus that emits a soft monotonous hum to induce sleep. The device runs about forty minutes after winding and gently fades away to avoid waking the sleeper. Popular Mechanics Magazine notes its quiet, gradual cessation.
Demand Bayer aspirin and check for the Bayer cross on packages and tablets to ensure genuine, proven safe by millions and prescribed for 26 years. Do not buy unless you see Bayer. Say Bayer when you buy. impostors may be dangerous.
Quotations from London Answers noting a couple who played bridge as partners all summer and remain fond of each other. The piece hints at a love match arising from the sustained bridge partnership and mutual affection.
Mrs. Mattie Galladay of Indianapolis Iowa shares health gains from Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. She endorses it as a woman's friend from girlhood to middle life and recommends it to others, noting relief and improved well being. The remedy is sold by dealers in liquid or tablet form or as a trial package via mail from Buffalo New York.
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