Quips and curiosities from The Express Iowa
A column of humorous observations and brief notes on diverse topics. It touches on social habits, finance, travel, aviation, and notable quotes, with jests about politicians, motorists, and celebrities. Intriguing trivia includes a plesiosaurus in Chile, a centenarian smoker at 96, and Boni de Castellane’s regard for his ex-wife.
Boston crowds aid distressed animals in two rescues
In Boston a crowd of hundreds watched for two hours as a pigeon struggled to free its leg from a string wrapped around a cornice. The bird escaped amid cheers after helpers intervened. Separately a police sergeant and a patrolman freed a cat from a sewer after a 15 minute effort.
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California court rules pedestrian rights on public highways
A California court in a damages suit held pedestrian rights on public highways are paramount and that a driver cannot claim contributory negligence for not keeping a sharp lookout. The Baltimore American contrasts this with a coroner’s jury verdict finding a pedestrian criminally negligent for not leaving the street clear for a speeding automobile.
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California
Simple bill with promise may fail to become law
One congress bill touts itself as so simple that almost anyone can understand it. The claim suggests the measure may be unlikely to pass into law.
Chicago man pays steep price for sofa hug scene
A Chicago man faced a $26,000 bill after embracing another man’s wife on a sofa. The incident described as a costly souvenir "spoon" highlights a dispute over personal space and property.
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Chicago
Proposition to disfranchise Nara would quicken vote counting
If the proposal to disfranchise all Nara supporters is adopted, counting votes would proceed much faster. The comment suggests a direct impact on tally speed and administrative workload.
American Battleship Fleet Traverses 138000 Miles To Magdalena Bay
The Pacific fleet under Rear Admiral Robley D. Evans completed a 138000 mile cruise from Hampton Roads to Magdalena Bay after stopovers at Trinidad Rio Janeiro Punta Arenas Callao and Magdalena. Entertainment plans and public receptions are arranged along the coast before a San Francisco finish and a later round-the-world voyage via Hawaii Samoa Melbourne Sydney the Philippines and Suez.
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Thaw Divorce Suit Allegations Surface in Matteawan
Evelyn Nesbit Thaw seeks annulment of her marriage to Harry K Thaw claiming insanity and alleging revelations of orgies and prior knowledge by the Thaw family. Thaw denies insanity and asks for dismissal as the suit heads to the New York Supreme Court.
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Five Years For J. R. Walsh
John R. Walsh, former president of the Chicago National Bank, denied a new trial and sentenced to two years in Fort Leavenworth on each of two counts, to run concurrently. An appeal to the circuit court is expected, stay of execution noted, with $50 000 bond set.
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John R. Walsh
A.B. Anderson
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Fort Leavenworth
Chicago National Bank
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Palmer
Walsh
Lunatic tries to rob Merchants Bank in Omaha
A man named L. L. Fee, claiming Rockford Illinois ties, entered the Merchants bank at Thirteenth and Farnam in Omaha and demanded 5000 dollars with a nitro-glycerin bottle. Police later determined the bottle contents were harmless and the suspect was taken into custody, with authorities suspecting he is mentally unstable.
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L. L. Fee
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Luther Drake
Drake
Senator Killed in Duel After Primary Dispute
Amite Louisiana Democrat Senator Elect D S Kemp was fatally shot in a duel with C F Hyde a local political and business leader. The quarrel followed claims of fraudulent votes in the state primary tied to J J Bailey and Paul Lambremont with Kemp dying from a heart wound. Hyde surrendered to the sheriff after the duel.
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J. J. Bailey
Bailey
Paul Lambremont
Four Convicted in Harrisburg Capitol Graft Trial
A Harrisburg jury found four defendants guilty in the capitol graft case. Sanderson Snyder Mathues and Shumaker faced retrial motions after the verdicts, accused of defrauding the state on the new Capitol project. Estimated cost rose from 4 million to about 13 million, making it one of Pennsylvania’s longest jury trials and drawing nationwide attention.
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Harriman Charged With $40 Million Union Pacific Loss
The board of directors received charges that KE Harriman caused stockholder losses over $40,000,000 at Union Pacific through stock speculation using the corporation's funds, filed on Thursday.
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New York
KE. H. Harriman
Union Pacific Railroad
Schmitz Leaves Jail After Bond Posted
Eugene B. Schmitz was released from jail Tuesday night after posting $150,000 in bonds. Extortion charges he had not been tried on were dismissed. In superior court Judge Frank H. Dunne dismissed Schmitz from custody on the indictment tied to the supreme court decision.
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San Francisco
Eugene B. Schmitz
Superior Court
Frank H. Dunne
Schmitz
Supreme Court
Monster Budget Passes in House With Historic Post Office Funding
The House of Representatives on Friday approved the largest appropriation in history, a post office funding bill totaling 222.1 million dollars after two weeks of debate. The measure reflects a sweeping budget expansion and aims to boost federal postal services nationwide.
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Washington
House of Repreecentatives
Lilley Faces Subcommittee Without Counsel
Representative Lilley of Connecticut will appear before the submarine investigating committee next Monday without legal counsel to advise him. Attorneys Frank T. Brown and Stiles Judson resigned their engagements and left.
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Washington
Lilley
Connecticut
Frank T. Brown
Stiles Judson
Forest Fire Strikes Near Wilmington Leaves Man Dead
Passengers on an Atlantic Coast line train from Fayetteville report a fierce forest fire near Tomahawk about 50 miles west of Wilmington. Four local men, one white and three Black, who went to aid the blaze were cut off and one man was killed as the wind drove flames through the area.
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Morse Gains Temporary Advantage in Bankruptcy Fight
Charles W. Morse has won a temporary edge in efforts by creditors to force him into bankruptcy. The matter was heard in court Friday amid creditor allegations challenging Morse’s position.
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New York
Charles W. Morse
Morse
Tyro Bank Robbery Reported With $2500 Stolen
Three bandits robbed the Tyro Kansas bank on Friday seizing 2500 dollars and fleeing toward the Oklahoma line after the heist. The Coffeyville, Kansas report notes the crime occurred in Tyro this county.
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Assassin Alia Must Die in Death Sentence at Trial
Giuseppe Alia was found guilty of first degree murder for shooting Father Francis Leo Heinrichs during the Holy Sacrament at St Elizabeth's Catholic Church in Denver. The jury fixed his sentence at death and he spoke only the brief plea Is there no appeal implying resignation. The courtroom reaction was quiet as Foreman D B Johnson delivered the verdict.
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Giuseppe Alia
Francis Leo Heinrichs
St. Elizabeth’s Catholic Church
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D. 8. Johnson
May Amend Trust Law Washington Conference
A White House meeting discussed amendments to the Sherman anti trust law. Proposals may follow civic federation ideas from Chicago, with further talks likely. The president aims to have any bill ready for congressional passage in this session.
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White House
The
Civic Federation
Chicago
Congress
Swede Fires At Norwegian King In Royal Castle
A Swedish man fired a Remington rifle at the royal castle in Christiania at noon Tuesday. He shot a dozen rounds, some bullets penetrating windows and walls. Police seized him and he claimed he planned to kill King Haakon, with 40 to 50 cartridges found on him.
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Christiania
Haakon
Five Policemen Hurt In Street Car Collision
Washington report: a street car collided with a police patrol wagon on Friday night injuring five officers. The most seriously hurt was Private William H. Buckingham who sustained internal injuries.
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Washington
William H. Buckingham
Ex Supervisor Feige Pleads Guilty in Milwaukee
Julius Feige former Milwaukee County supervisor pleads guilty to two indictments charging irregularity after eight indictments were returned by the grand jury in 1904.
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Milwaukee
Julius Feige
Mme Gould Adopts Ruse in Paris Departure
It became known here that Mme Anna Gould sailed to New York on the steamer Adriatic booking her passage under the name Milter.
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Mme. Gould
Paris
Mme
Anna Gould
New York
Milter
Johnson Plans Big Fight for Presidential Campaign
St. Paul Minn Gov Johnson aims to set up presidential headquarters in Chicago with possible extensions to New York and Washington.
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Balloon lands after three hours of steady speeds
Balloon Stevens No 21 rose from Pittsfield Massachusetts and traveled for a little over three hours before landing in Hampton Falls New Hampshire after maintaining an average speed of more than three miles an hour and reaching a peak of forty three miles per hour.
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Tragic stabbing by Nome mother ends with death
Mrs. Sigrud Thompson of Nome in southern Barnes County killed her two children by cutting their throats and then slashed her own throat with a razor in a grisly family tragedy near Valley City North Dakota.
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N. D
Sigrud Thompson
Nome
Barnes County
Senator Bacon Attacks Executive Encroachment in Senate
Senator Bacon of Georgia condemned executive encroachment on legislative power in a stirring Friday speech in the Senate, criticizing President Roosevelt and Washington policy.
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Washington
Senate
Bacon
Georgia
Wreck of the Clara Nevada Found Near Aldridge Rock
James Currie lighthouse keeper reports the 1897 Clara Nevada wreck located near Aldridge Rock. The ship went down with 65 passengers and only the purser’s body was recovered.
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Juneau
Alaska
James Currie
Aldridge Rock
Sail Boat Overturns in Mississippi Drowns Theron Illick
Theron Illick aged 28 son of J T Wick a Burlington attorney drowned when a sail boat overturned on the Mississippi river near Burlington Iowa. The accident occurred Thursday and leaves the local community in shock.
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Burlington
Theron Illick
J. T. Wick
Mississippi River
Chilean forces quell strike at nitrate beds Iquique
Government troops armed with machine guns attack strikers at nitrate beds and in Iquique, killing about 2,500 workers. The Norwegian steamer Christian Bors reports the casualties upon arriving from Chile.
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Chile
San Francisco
Iquique
Christian Bors
Well Known Inventor John Burry Dies at Staten Island Home
John Burry an electrical engineer and inventor of the Burry printing telegraph system died suddenly at his Staten Island home. He was born in Switzerland 47 years ago.
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New York
John Burry
Staten Island
Switzerland
Nebraska Republicans Endorse Taft For President
Nebraska Republican state convention in Omaha indorsed William H. Taft for president without dissent, reaffirming party support for his candidacy.
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Taft
Omaha
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William H. Taft
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Clarke Fights Currency Bills in Senate Speech
Senator Clarke of Arkansas denounces pending currency legislation in a Wednesday senate speech. He calls for an investigation into the causes of the panic before any currency bills are enacted.
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Washington
Clarke
Arkansas
Senate
No One Blamed for Collinwood School Fire Decision
Cleveland coroner Burke rendered his decision Wednesday on the Collinwood school fire. He found that conditions existing were to blame but charged no fault to any individual.
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Peruna Editorial No 2 Claims Catarrh Remedy Fame
The piece argues Peruna's efficacy for catarrh by citing U S Dispensatory entries on hydrastis canadensis golden seal and other ingredients. It quotes Bartholow Scudder Millspaugh and Scudder praise, asserting Peruna’s claim is supported by leading medical authorities and abundant quotations.
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