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Berlin Restaurateurs Cut Portions to Fight Food Prices
The article notes restaurant keepers in Berlin reducing portions to curb costs rather than raise prices. It argues that high food prices are a global issue and that remedies must consider facts from every civilized country.
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Berlin
Germany
United States
Jokes and pranks echo through signals and campus scenes
The wireless operator who sent out C Q D signals over the ocean shares a similar sense of humor with campus hazing andApril fool sales as described by commentators.
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C. Q.D
Ocean
Worcester aviator to attempt daylight long flights
An aeroplane record-breaker from Worcester Massachusetts is expected to perform 200 to 300 mile flights in broad daylight, aiming for a greater sensation and public demonstration of endurance and speed.
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Worcester
Mass
China Opens Manchurian Ports to World Trade
The ports Hun-Chun and Lunchinchun in Manchuria are to be opened to international trade, creating new gateway routes to interior traffic. The move is seen as expanding regional commerce and offering equal chances for all workers, with American policy making steady headway.
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China
Hun-Chun
Lunchinchun
Ragtime Cures Insanity and Earthquake Memory Jolt
The remark links ragtime to recovery of memory after amnesia, suggesting a cultural belief that music can restore cognitive function. It notes that only a seismic shock or similar event can bring a man’s memory back to working order, implying a link between trauma and mental clarity.
Swedish Lutheran Iowa bishops pledge liquor consent refusal
Board 15 elected members will refuse to sign liquor consent petitions for sale of liquor. The Iowa conference, in its closing session at a local East Fifth Street church, adopted drastic resolutions against liquor renewals and any candidate opposing temperance. New hospital officers were named. Women's Home and Foreign Missionary Society elected officers and reported raising $1,240.47 last year.
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Women’s Home and
Foreign Missionary Society
Des Moines
Swedish Lutheran Churches of
Iowa
East Fifth Street
Joseph A. Anderson
Boone
P. A. Westerberg
A. P. Westerberg
C. A. Henry
Clinton
John A. Benson
J. W. Swanback
Swen City
W. A. Swan
Sioux City
Swan Nelson
Manson
C. A. Randolph
Santon
Edwin Hult
Women’s Home and Foreign Missionary Society
E. V. Hanson
Red Oak
C. O. Morland
Madrid
Alicia Lundquist
Ottumwa
Anna Anderson
Uncle Sam Breakfast Food Praise Letter from Ohio
A Middletown reader Virginia Helwig praises Uncle Sam's Breakfast Food after three weeks use, claiming relief from years of stomach and bowel trouble and urging nationwide advertising, noting some friends cannot procure it locally. The letter is certified as a true copy by U. S. BF. F. Co.
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Uncle Sam
Virginia Helwig
Middletown
Philadelphia Unionists Plan Monster Labor Demonstration
Philadelphia prepares for a mass labor parade Monday to support the striking street car workers. About 100000 unionists, including many women, will march on city hall demanding 25 cents an hour and union rights, countering a riot arrest warrant issued for labor leader John T. Murphy. The Rapid Transit Company reports 820 of 2000 cars active and 1400 new hires, totaling 3600 on hand amid normal 6000.
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Philadelphia
United States
Rapid Transit Company
John T. Murphy
Wolgast Wins Lightweight World Title In Fortieth Round
In heavy drizzle and wind Al Wolgast of Milwaukee defeats Battling Nelson to claim the lightweight world championship in the fortieth round of a scheduled 45. Nelson collapses late, referee stops fight as blood covers his mouth nose and ears. In Los Angeles Frankie Conley knocks out Monte Attell in the forty second round after a sensational three hour bout at Vernon arena.
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Richmond
Cal
al Wolgast
Milwaukee
Nelson
Eddie Smith
Wolgast
Los Angeles
Frankie Conley
Kenosha
Wis
Monte Attell
San Francisco
Pacific Athletic Club
Vernon Arena
Conley
Attell
Dr Crofford Granted Absolute Pardon After Six Months Fight
Des Moines reports Governor Carroll granted an absolute pardon to Dr J W Crofford of Leon. The state parole board had recommended clemency after six months of advocacy by supporters of the physician who served years at Fort Madison for a criminal operation death. A 1910s Des Moines official testified against Crofford, later disputed, influencing no action by the governor.
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Des Moines
J. W. Crofford
B. F. Carroll
State Board of Parole
Crofford
Leon
Fort Madison
Artemus Brown
United States
Pure Food Inspector
Board of Parole
Crofford Sanitarium
Brown
Carroll Grant Crofford
Crafford
Two Arrested on Murder Charge in Missouri Case
Warrants from Adair county circuit court following a special grand jury report led to the arrest of Mrs Alma Proctor Vaughn and Dr James R Hull of Monroe City Missouri on the murder by strychnine poisoning of Prof John T Vaughn. Mrs Vaughn surrendered to the sheriff and Dr Hull was served at his home.
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Kirksville
Adair County
Alma Proctor Vaughn
James R. Hull
Monroe City
John T. Vaughn
Vaughn
Hull
Prominent Burlington Man Dies Before Primary
Charles R. Chamberlain a well known Burlington citizen and commissioner candidate on the city plan of government died suddenly of heart trouble. He leaves a widow and one son.
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Burlington
Charles R. Chamberlain
Iowa Postmasters Named
Washington Feb 28 President Taft has sent to the senate nominations of postmasters for Iowa naming E. L. Martindale Clinton Lucy C. Smith Sioux Rapids for the positions тревожные
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Washington
Taft
Senate
Iowa
E. L. Martindale
Clinton
Lucy C. Smith
Sioux Rapids
Turkeys Shipped to Chicago From Corning
George C. Calkins shipped thirty two turkeys from Corning Iowa to Chicago. The load weighed about 500 pounds and fetched 24 cents per pound averaging $3.75 per bird.
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Chicago
Corning
George C. Calkins
McAdoo Offered Presidency of Interborough Metro
William C. McAdoo, builder of the Hudson tunnels, has been offered the presidency of the Interborough Metropolitan company to succeed Theodore P. Shonts, reports a local paper from New York on February 28.
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Shonts
New York
William C. McAdoo
Hudson
Interborough Metropolitan Company
Theodore P. Shonts
Avalanche Buries 25 Families in Idaho Avalanche
A Wallace Idaho tele phone report says twenty five families totaling about seventy five persons were buried by an avalanche. A special rescue train left at midnight from Spokane for Wallace with rescuers aboard.
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Spokane
Wash
Wallace
Idaho
Tree Collapse Kills Young Man in Wapello County
Philip B. Thompson about 24 years old was killed when a tree fell on him on his father in law J H Weber’s farm near Wapello Iowa Feb 28. Death was instantaneous.
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Wapello
Philip B. Thompson
J. H. Weber
America’s Tobacco Trade Exceeds Billion Dollar Mark
Washington reports more than one billion dollars in tobacco and tobacco products passing through U S ports since 1890. Exports total 646 million and imports 386 million, with 1909 figures for noncontiguous territories adding 5.75 million from Porto Rico and nearly 2.9 million to Alaska Hawaii and Porto Rico. The U S leads as a world exporter, supplying over 41 million of tobacco in last year’s 150 million total international trade.
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Washington
United States
Porto Rico
Alaska
Hawaii
Parole writ stayed by Illinois Supreme Court
The Illinois Supreme Court in Chicago stayed further Joyce case proceedings after ruling the 1899 parole law valid. The decision will not become final until rehearing is decided, delaying attempts to free prisoners under the void parole theory until the court rules again.
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Chicago
Supreme Court of Illinois
Supreme Court
Earl will filed for probate in Troy New Jersey
The will of Mrs Hannah M Earl widow of Williams Earl of Troy founder of Earl Wilson collar makers is filed for probate. Estate valued at 2 000 000 with 66 000 left to charities.
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Troy, N. J
Hannah M. Earl
Williams& Earl of Troy
Earl & Wilson
Aldrich Fights to Narrow Interstate Commerce Court Reach
In Washington Senator Aldrich won Senate committee support to bar the administration railroad bill from expanding the court of commerce beyond existing circuit court powers. A floor victory is needed to prevent protracted litigation that would undercut the Hepburn bill’s aims and bolster railroad challenges to administrative acts.
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Washington
Aldrich Friday
Senate Committee On Interstate Commerce
Court of Commerce
United States
Senate
Instruction on tuberculosis prevention sparse in U S schools
A National Association bulletin finds fewer than six percent of public school children receive tuberculosis prevention instruction. Only nine cities use dedicated texts or lectures, while Michigan Massachusetts North Carolina and Porto Rico have laws requiring such instruction.
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United States
National Association For the Study and Prevention
Washington
Dallas
Tex
Richmond
Poughkeepsie
N. Y
Detroit
Mich
Malden
Mass
Salem
Saginaw, Mich
Knoxville
Cure of Eczema by Cuticura Remedies Revealed
A nine year past cure claim from Mrs Alfie Elson of Battle Creek Michigan recounts severe eczema suffering. She credits Cuticura Soap Ointment and Resolvent for relief after years of itching and sores and states no recurrence since.
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Alfie Elson
Inn Road
Battle Creek
Mich
Sunday School Ad Sparks New Growth in Brooklyn Church
A Brooklyn church expands its Sunday school by posting shop window placards that read Wanted Boys and girls to join our Sunday school. The notices promise benefits for attending classes and aim to attract young parishioners through an enterprising outreach.
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Brooklyn
Corbett Praises Jeffries Style After Meeting in Mauretania
James J. Corbett spoke in the smoking room of the Mauretania praising Jim Jeffries style as neat and quick. He compared it to a remark from a little girl to a minister during a long call, noting it gets there with precision.
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James J. Corbett
Mauretania
Jim Jeffries
This Will Interest Mothers: Druggist Powders for Children
Copy describes Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children claimed to cure feverishness headaches bad stomach teething disorders regulate bowels and destroy worms. It claims a 24 hour cold break up and that they are pleasant and harmless as milk. Sample mailed free from Allen S. Olmsted Le Roy N Y.
Secretary Ballinger Allocates Wyoming Lands Under Homestead Act
About 60 320 acres in Wyoming were designated for disposition under the enlarged homestead act granting 320 acres to each qualifying individual.
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Washington
Wyoming
Ballinger
Deputy fatally injured in Memphis resistance arrest
Deputy Sheriff W. H. Lucy died after attempting to arrest a Black man Friday in Memphis. The suspect was killed by two other deputies in the ensuing confrontation.
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Memphis
Tenn
W. H. Lucy
Here
Carbondale Man Dies After Royal Flush Victory
In Carbondale Pennsylvania Frank Constantine died shortly after drawing a royal flush in a poker game on Thursday physicians citing over exertion of the heart as the cause.
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Carbondale
Frank Constantine
Woman Club Leader Emma Perkins Dies in Cincinnati
Mrs Emma Clenden ning Perkins former president of the Kentucky State Federation of Women's clubs collapsed and died Wednesday in the Burnet house dining room in Cincinnati She had previously lived in Covington Kentucky.
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Cincinnati
Emma Clendenning Perkins
Kentucky State Federation of Women's Clubs
Burnet House
Covington
Chicago publisher John Anderson dies of heart disease
Chicago resident since 1844 and publisher of the Norwegian daily Skandinaven since 1866, John Anderson died Thursday at his home from heart disease.
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Chicago
John Anderson
Skandinaven
Engagement Query Echoes Through Quiet Gossip
A terse exchange hints at family news as a caller asks which daughter is engaged while a resident dismisses the chatter with a sharp retort about Bessie Meggendorfer Blaetter. The fragment preserves a local tone and minor names amid overheard banter.
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Bessie
Meggendorfer Blaetter
You can't stop smoking without a substitute
University of tobacco era quotation urges a substitute for quitting smoking. The speaker claims WRIGLEY'S SPEARMINT is essential to stop smoking and rejects abstinence without a substitute. The quote uses paradoxical religious language to argue self-control. It attributes the idea to Fenelon as a paraphrase or misattribution.
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Wrigley
Allen's Lung Balsam Promises Cure For Colds And Bronchitis
An advertisement extols Allen's Lung Balsam as a long used remedy for deep seated coughs colds and bronchitis noting it is simple safe and sure. The piece includes a Browning quote and a plug for WRIGLEY'S spearmint chewing gum claiming it aids digestion and that women can impress men with a soft heart or soft head.
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Allen
Great Meteor Seen Over Warner's Hot Springs Region
Reports from Warner's Hot Springs in San Diego County describe a meteor of extraordinary size and brightness seen Tuesday traveling from west to east and exploding in the mountains with a deafening report 70 miles northeast of the city.
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San Diego
Cal
Warner
Lisbon Discovers Broad Revolutionary Plot Upsets Government
Government officials report widespread revolutionary plot as arrests of suspects continue daily across Lisbon. The action follows recent tipoffs and indicates a major security concern for the capital and surrounding regions.
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Lisbon
Indictment Targets Beef Trust Six Corporations Named
Hudson county grand jury charges a criminal conspiracy in restraint of trade against six corporations led by the National Packing Company and 21 directors. Chicago Kansas City and St Louis men named face arrest. cases hinge on Sherman act violations with potential fines up to 5000 each per entity. Indictments also target storage of impure food in Jersey City plants as part of ongoing probe.
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New York
Hudson County
Jersey City
Beef Trust
The
National Packing Company
Chicago
Kansas City
St. Louis
Armour & Co
Swift & Co
Morris & Co
Hammond Packing Company
G. H. Hammond Company
J. Ogden Armour
A. Watson
Armour
Louis F. Swift
Edward F. Swift
Charles H. Swift
Edward H. Morris
Ira N. Morris
Arthur Meeker
Edward Tilden
L. A. Carter
Thomas E. Wilson
Thomas J. Connors
F. A. Fowler
L. H. Heyman
James E. Bathgate, Jr
George H. Edwards
F. W. Cooper
Henry P. Darlington
D. E H. Hartwell
L. B. Peterson
A. A. Fuller
Federal
Landis
Carpenter
Edwin W. Sims
Michigan
Anglo-American Provision Company
Ilinois
Omaha Packing Company
Illinois
United Dressed Beef Company
Western Packing Company
Denver
Colorado Packing and Provision Company
Plankington Packing Company
Milwaukee
Mardiz Gains Big Victory Over Insurgents in Nicaragua
Managua dispatch reports a decisive government victory at Tepitapa with Gen Chamorro's army apparently annihilated. Estimated casualties near 1500 dead or wounded, 400 government dead or wounded, and thousands treated in emergency hospitals as families mourn. Chamorro remains uncaptured, feared to regroup.
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Managua
Nicaragua
Tépitapa
Chamorro
Senate Sets March 3 Vote on Postal Savings Bank Dill
The senate on Thursday agreed to March 3 as the day to vote on the postal savings bank bill. The decision sets a deadline for action in the bill’s consideration and potential passage.
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WII
Washington
Senate
Postal Savings Bank
Dill
Elkhart Breaks Ground for $3 Million Rail Shops
O M Foster master mechanic of the Lake Shore and Michigan Southern railroad announced Friday that ground will be broken immediately for locomotive and car shops in Elkhart Ind with a project total cost of 3 000 000 dollars.
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Elkhart
Ind
O. M. Foster
Lake Shore & Michigan Southern Railroad
King Gustave Drives Out After Appendicitis Operation
Stockholm reports King Gustave took a city drive Friday marking his first time outdoors since undergoing an appendicitis operation. The event signals gradual recovery and public appearance after medical procedures.
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Stockholm
Gustave
Autos Barred from Yellowstone and Cheyenne Parks
Washington dispatch reports Secretary Ballinger ordered automobiles barred from Yellowstone Park to prevent frightening horses on dangerous roads. The ban affects travel in the park and related routes in Wyoming cities.
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Cheyenne
Wyo
Yellowstone Park
Washington Dispatch
Ballinger
PILES CURED IN DAYS By PAZO OINTMENT Guarantee
Piles cured in 6 to 14 days might be claimed with PAZO OINTMENT. It promises to cure itching bleeding or protruding piles in 6 to 14 days or money back. The ad ends with an unrelated remark about thermometers and large fish.
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Western Electropode CO
Angeles St
Los Angeles
Cal
British Ship Claverton Capsized in Tow
The British ship Claver ton capsized and sank Thursday while being towed from Antwerp to Newcastle on Tyne in ballast. All hands were lost.
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London
Claverton
Antwerp
Newcastle-on-Tyne
Cooper's New Discovery Promises 90 Day Stomach Rejuvenation
A traveling advocate L T Cooper markets a New Discovery medicine claiming to rejuvenate the stomach in 90 days and cure most diseases by curing stomach disorders. Testimonials from Mrs H B Mack of Chicago and Mr Edwin F Morse of Dorchester praise relief from chronic indigestion and stomach pain. The medicine is sold by all druggists with forwarding options if unavailable.
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Mr. Cooper
Cooper
Chicago
Boston
H. B. Mack
State Street
Edwin F. Morse
Oakley Street
Dorchester
Cooper Medicine Co
Dayton
Ohio
Fair jury in Crimson Gulch excludes undertaker Bill
In Crimson Gulch a discussion confirms jurors must be impartial despite Bills undertaker business. Three Fingered Sam says Bill is a good man, but his status as county’s sole undertaker could prejudice the trial of the horse thief.
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Bill
Sam
Crimson Gulch
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