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A Monticello Express page features light satirical items and jests about aviation fads heat, fashion, and daily life. Bits reference air baths in Chicago, pieced comical lines about air travel, terrapin meals, and aging jokes, with playful lines about Queen Mary and public amusements.
Farm Wealth Jump Shows $104 Million Rise in Output
American farms produced $104 million more wealth last year than the prior year. The larger output funded substantial purchases, including many automobiles, reflecting a strong farm economy.
Uncertain Pennant Hopes After Early Win Opened Doubt
A newspaper note warns that even with an initial game win the pennant race remains unsettled. Analysts remind readers that early success does not guarantee eventual title amid subsequent slumps and varying team fortunes.
Woman wins divorce suit with photo exhibit
A woman wins her divorce case aided by a photographic exhibit showing a black eye. The text hints at growing possibilities from hidden phonographs, suggesting broader implications for evidence and privacy.
Mars Settlement Question Hinges On Cat Germ Test
Scientists say the debate over Mars habitation depends on discovering whether cats carry germs. They stress adherence to a strict schedule to obtain reliable results.
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Boston Waiter Returns Wallet With 15000 Dollars
A Boston waiter found a wallet containing 15000 dollars left on his table and returned it to the owner. The incident contrasts with a New York waiter who would have treated such money as a tip.
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Boston
New York
Bible and Shakespeare Word Counts Debated by Students
A claim contrasts Bible and Shakespeare vocabulary with 6000 and 21000 words respectively. The remark suggests many students overestimate Shakespeare’s word usage.
Porter Recovers $2000 Diamonds After Honest Return
A Pullman porter found two thousand dollars worth of diamonds on his train car and promptly returned them to the owner. The act underscores the porter’s reputation for integrity and duty.
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Pullman Porter
Washington Woman Wills Parrot Be Killed
A Washington woman left a will requesting her poll parrot be killed after her death but observers say the act would have occurred anyway, describing the clause as needless and unnecessary.
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Washington
New York man leavings Europe bond puzzle
A New York resident was paroled from Bloomingdale to travel to Europe after posting bond to return. The issue arises why the bond guarantees his return instead of ensuring he stays away.
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New York
Bloomingdale
Europe
Paris Versus New York For Gaiety and Wickedness
A French actress claims Paris cannot match New York for gaiety and wickedness, while noting many citizens waste time on fruitless ocean voyages.
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Paris
New York
Chicago Man Seeks Divorce to Please Wife
A Chicago man pursued a divorce to make his wife happy. The article notes his unsel fishness and remarkable modesty as defining traits. A typical man might try to please his wife in his own way but could not agree that any man could truly satisfy her.
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Chicago
Medical Sharp Warns Smoking Before Meals Impairs Taste
A medical sharp states that smoking prior to meals dulls the buccal senses to food and neutralizes the odor taste reflex, urging quitting to restore sensory function and appetite.
After 40 the months slip away in record time
A reflective line notes how time accelerates after forty, suggesting months rush by whether or not a note is due, and hints at aging or missed deadlines without explicit specifics.
Boston Babies Wear Cards Against Kisses
Boston infants sport signs reading Please do not kiss me as a playful protest against public affection. A reformer adds Wait til I grow up to encourage patience and personal space in early childhood social norms.
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Boston
Taft Urges Amendment to Strengthen Pure Food Law
President Taft denounces dangerous drug frauds and urges Congress to amend the Pure Food and Drug Act of 1906 to close gaps. He cites Supreme Court rulings on labeling and calls for stronger controls to stop adulterated nostrums and false cure claims that threaten public health. Representative Sherley has introduced a related bill.
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Washington
Taft
Congress
United States Supreme Court
Senate
House
Sherley
Kentucky
Supreme Court
McCormick testifies on Hines soliciting Lorimer fund
Cyrus McCormick, president of International Harvester, testifies at the senate special committee hearing in Chicago. He recalls Clarence Funk saying Edward Hines urged a $100,000 contribution to restore Lorimer campaign expenses and mentions Edward Tilden as another name connected to the fund. Funk reportedly discussed the Chicago RecordHerald article and Kohlsaat’s pledge of secrecy.
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Senate Special Committee of
William Lorimer
Ilinois
Cyrus H. McCormick
International Harvester Company
McCormick
Clarence 8. Funk
Pranager
Edward Hines
Hines Lumber Company
Funk
Hines
Union League Club
Chicago
Senator Lorimer
Edward Tilden
National Packing Company
Chicago Record-Herald
H. H. Kohlsaat
Kohlsaat
Mr. McCormick
Dillingham
Old Guard Suffers Senate Defeat in Tariff Upheaval
In a three hour Senate clash a Republican insurgent Democrat coalition toppled the old guard 39 to 18. Senator Gore of Oklahoma won a motion to have the finance committee report by July 10 the Democratic wool schedule from the House, challenging reciprocity and delaying passage of the Canada bill.
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Senate
Republican Party
Gore
Oklahoma
Finance Committee
Chamber
House of Representatives
Canada
Fire Chief Killed by Live Wire in Maricopa Blaze
Bakersfield report states Fred Ball a prominent Maricopa businessman and Maricopa fire chief was instantly killed when a live wire touched him while he battled a blaze that destroyed half of the town's business district. Many fire fighters suffered injuries from falling timbers.
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Bakersfield
Cal
Fred Ball
Maricopa
Army Chaplain Brewer Dis missed Over Intoxication Charge
Army Chaplain Charles M. Brewer has been dismissed from service on the charge of intoxication by order of the War Department in Washington today.
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Washington
Charles M. Brewer
Army
War Department
New Republic Proclaimed in Portugal
Lisbon reports a constituent assembly of 192 deputies ratified the government's edict proclaiming the republic of Portugal abolishing the monarchy and proscribing the Braganza dynasty.
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Lisbon
Portugal
Republic of
Ex U S Senator McBride Dies in Oregon at 57
Portland Oregon George Wycliffe Mc Bride former United States senator from Oregon died at his home here of a stroke or paralysis aged fifty seven He had served in Congress and was a prominent political figure in the state and nation.
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McBride
Portland
Ore
George Wycliffe McBride
United States
Oregon
Hera
Tragic Start of Great European Air Race In Vincennes
At Vincennes France the launch of Europe s longest cross country air race ended in three deaths and several serious injuries as fifty of sixty entrants took flight. Victims include Capt Princeteau and M Le Martin with others burned or crushed when engines failed or aircraft collided. about 200 spectators were hurt. The corso covers France Belgium Holland and England totaling about 950 miles with a purse near 94000 dollars.
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M. le Martin
Bleriot
M. Lendron
France
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M. Billie
M. Morison
Gagny
M. Morin
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M. Loridan
Charleville
Belgium
Holland
England
English Channel
Pure Food Warning Against Fake Co operative Creameries
Des Moines Iowa farmers are warned of impostors posing as state food and dairy department deputies. Commissioner Barney urges communities to avoid promoters who promise state backing, noting real assistants can guide organizing creamery plans at actual cost.
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Iowa
State
Food and Dairy Department
Barney
Food and Dairy
Cooperative Creamery
Dairy and Food
Strang Hurt In Kenosha Race
Kenosha Wis Louis Strang veteran Case team racer was injured at the opening of the Kenosha motordrome. He suffered a broken right arm and a dislocated ankle but is not fatally hurt and may return before the season ends.
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Kenosha
Wis
Louis Strang
Case
Strang
Fear for Poole Safety Sparks Local Seizure of Poole Farm Figure
Fear for John W. Poole grows in Lafayette Indiana as residents demand justice in the Benton county murder case. Poole, owner of a renowned farm, is quietly moved to Tippecanoe county jail amid rising sentiment.
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Lafayette
Ind
John W. Poole
Benton County
Tippecanoe County
Mother of Hoke Smith Dies in Atlanta
Mrs. Hildreth H. Smith, mother of former Georgia governor Hoke Smith, died in Atlanta at age seventy six. The obituary notes her long life and ties to the Smith family in Georgia society.
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Atlanta
Hildreth H. Smith
Georgia
Burman Breaks World Racing Record at Milwaukee One Mile
Bob Burman powered his Blitzen Benz to a 50.51 second lap on the Milwaukee track, lowering the world one mile record formerly 51 seconds set by Barney Oldfield in 1910. The crowd watched as Burman eclipsed the mark with the 200 horsepower car.
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Bob Burman
Barney Oldfield
Signed editorials become law in New York Senate vote
Albany editorial policy gains a signature rule as Senator Grady's bill requiring all newspaper editorials to be signed passes the New York Senate by 28 to 2. The measure aims to curb anonymous commentary and ensure accountability in print.
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N. Y
Grady
Senate
Relics Found as Maine Battleship Maine Rises
As the wreck rises from the cofferdam in Maine relics from the disaster surface. Explorers recover plates and chinaware from the captain and wardroom mess. A spar deck ammo box holds six millimeter cartridge clips and rusted bayonet blades.
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Havana
Maine
Naval Service
Deyoe Clarifies School Law On Registration Fees
State Superintendent A M Deyoe distributes interpretation of the Cowles Ritter bill to county superintendents. The memo discusses extending the registration fee collection for normal institutes beyond institutes, with a $1 fee for those seeking certificates or teaching in the year, but not exceeding $1 per person annually. The change does not apply before July 4, 1911.
Direct Vote Bill Rejected by House in Conference
The House refused to accept the direct election bill as passed by the Senate and sent it to conference by 172 to 112. The Bristow amendment was the sole Senate change, rejected by the House, with party line votes. Sells of Tennessee joined Democrats and Burk of Wisconsin joined Republicans.
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House
Senate
Bristow
Sells
Tennessee
Burk
Wisconsin
Rail Chief and Wife Hurt Near McFarland
Topeka report says F O Melcher vice president of the Rock Island Chicago was slightly hurt and Mrs Melcher seriously but not fatally injured when their car derailed near McFarland. Several Pullman passengers were slightly injured.
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Topeka
Kan
F. O. Melcher
Chicago
Rock Island
American Sonder Boats Win Kiel Race in Sounder Class
American boats won the second international yacht race event in Kiel Germany. The American racers edged ahead to capture the sounder class title in a tense competition.
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Kiel
Germany
Iowa Fruit Crop Declines Sharply in June Report
Iowa fruit crop slips thirteen points in a month from Wesley Greene Iowa state horticulturist the June condition shows 65 percent of normal May was 78 percent Apples 70 pears 40 American plums 68 domestic plums 86 Japanese plums 48 cherries 84 peaches 10 grapes 81 red raspberries 71 black raspberries 81 blackberries 87 currants 75 gooseberries 80 strawberries 55 percent.
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Iowa
Wesley Greene
Parole Board in Session Sets Hearing Date
The state board of parole meets at the state house to dispose of routine business. It will likely set a date before adjournment to hear petitions for release of life convicts from the state penitentiary, with hearings expected during the July meeting. Twelve cases are before the board.
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State Board of Parole
State House
State Penitentiary
Fake Insurance Agents Target Iowa Buyers Warned
Iowa insurance department probes unlicensed agents selling fake policies. Department warns buyers to demand a state license and verify credentials before purchasing insurance as fraud concerns rise across the state.
Impure Food Sellers in Des Moines Targeted by Judge
Federal court decree condemns manufacturers and big sellers of impure foods for duplicity in labeling and deceptive practices. Pond Company and Anderson Canning Company faced charges for renovated butter and tomato catsup mislabeling. The piece also reports rising penitentiary costs under parole policy and a refused parole for L. A. Van Tassel, life sentence for a 15 year old murder.
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Des Moines
Smith McPherson
Pond Company
Anderson Canning Company
Keokuk
Pond “Company
Anderson Company
Parole Board Deliberates Rainsbarger Brothers Case
The state board of parole opened consideration of parole for the two Rainsbarger brothers. The murder linked to the Rainsbargers remains one of Iowa’s most notorious crimes, with prior review by the parole board the governor and Iowa’s highest courts.
Parole Board Delays Tom Watson Case Until July Term
The state parole board will not consider the Tom Watson case until the July term. Editor Brant of the Iowa City Republican has stirred attention as the board reviews new evidence and seeks time to investigate.
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Tom Watson
State Parole Board
Brant
Iowa City Republican
Governor Studies Parole Notice in Thomas Case
Governor Carroll asks Attorney General Cosson to decide if publication notice is required for Charlie Thomas parole application. Law conflict noted. aim to avoid hindering justice. If not required, case goes to state parole board and proceedings begin with any necessary publication.
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Carroll
Cosson
Charlie Thomas
Anxiou
State Parole Board
Faville Likely to Win Reappointment as U.S. Attorney
State Senator John Hammill of Britt, visiting Faville city, favors Faville for a second term as United States district attorney for the northern district. Riniker of Rock Rapids challenges Faville in the appointment contest.
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John Hammill
Britt
Hammill
United States
F. F. Faville
Storm Lake
S. D. Riniker
Rock Rapids
Southern Iowa editors push for strict post office rulings on paper discontinuance
At the Southern Iowa Editorial association meeting in Des Moines on June 23, editors urged the Post Office to enforce the rule on discontinuing papers to subscribers in arrears. They argued for clear instructions to postmasters and discussed premiums and advertising practices as well as road funding. President J M Anderson presided. officers to be elected this afternoon.
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Iowa
Post Office Department
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J. L. Long
Osceola Sentinel
T. E. M. Smith
Winterset
Madisonian
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Fairfield Ledger
Junkin
Phil Hoffman
Oskaloosa Herald
Paul Stillman
Jefferson Bee
Lafe Young
J. M. Anderson
The
Indianola Herald
Elks of Iowa Pick Davenport for 1913 Convention
Sioux City June 23 The sixth annual Elks of Iowa convention ended after a grand ball. Officers were elected and the city for the next meeting chosen with Davenport receiving the honor despite Clinton delegates advocating Davenport and seeking the 1913 gathering.
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Bills
Sioux City
the Elks of Iowa
Davenport
Clinton
Animal Trainer Inherits $25,000 From Styles Estate
Hampton June 23 court officials seek Emery Styles an animal trainer with a circus who inherits twenty five thousand dollars more than he suspects. He was adopted as a child and the Styles estate funds him after the supreme court refused to award the money to eastern heirs.
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Court Offisinls
Emery Styles
Styles
Supreme Court
Commander Dyer Returns Home to Mason City
Commander Dyer of the Iowa G A R arrives in Mason City from Rochester Minnesota where he is reported to be suffering from incurable cancer. Officials say no operation was performed as it would not help.
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Dyer
Mason City
H. A Dyer
Iowa G. A. R
Lay
Rochester
Minn
Young Man Dies After Colt F rightens Street Car Incident
Ottumwa report on June 23 details 26 year old Percy Bizer killed when a colt he rode reared at a street car and threw him onto tracks. He suffered a fractured skull and died within minutes.
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Percy Bizer
Bizer
Hampton Busy City With Multiple Construction Projects
Hampton on June 23 reports a bustling scene with three blocks under construction in the business district. Paving crews work around the park as another gang operates at the water plant.
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Hampton
Reunion of Nineteenth Iowa Infantry Scheduled
Eldon reports the annual reunion of the Nineteenth Iowa Infantry volunteers will convene at Fort Madison Iowa on September 27 28 and 29. An excursion on the river to Keokuk and back to Burlington is planned for September 29.
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Eldon
Nineteenth Iowa Infantry
Fort Madison
Iowa
Keokuk
Burlington
Man Killed by Train Between Denison and Arion
Carl Sorenson aged 30 of Denison was struck and killed by a North Western train between Denison and Arion as he walked the track toward Arion. The fatal incident occurred June 28.
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Carl Sorenson
Here
Arion
Marshalltown Man Identified Among Story Street Fatality
June 23 reports identify Fred Dailey of Marshalltown as the young man killed at the Story street crossing. He is survived by two Marshalltown sisters and a brother in Spokane.
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Fred Dailey
Marshalltown
Story Street
Spokane
Married Attorney George G Fancher Dies After Week
In Chariton on June 23, George G. Fancher died after a week of marriage to former Miss Daisy Dukes. The well known attorney’s death leaves his widow heartbroken.
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George G. Fancher
Daisy Dukes
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