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Newspaper

Monticello Express

Location

Monticello, Iowa, United States of America

Date

Jun 20, 1912

Page

9

Twain Letter on Roosevelt Echoes 1908 Taft Era Satire

The New York Times republication relays Mark Twain's 1908 critique of Theodore Roosevelt. Twain laments Roosevelt's heavy burden on the nation, jokes about a Taft presidency. He predicts a possible return of Roosevelt after Africa hunts and parade pomp.

New York Times Mark Twain Roosevelt Walter Bliss Hartford Conn Mr. Taft Mr. Roosevelt Africa

New Three and a Half Cent Pieces Considered

The Treasury Secretary and Mint Director report favorably on Bulkley bill to coin a three cent piece and a half cent. The House Coinage Committee approves and the Rules Committee will bring the bill to the House promptly. Small coins could lower living costs by aligning prices closer to cost.

Cleveland Plain Dealer Secretary of the ‘Treasury Mint Bulkley House Committee On Rules Committee House

Interurban Comeback Boosts Land Prices Near Mt Vernon

The Mt. Vernon Hawkeye notes that even before the interurban railway is completed, land values rise. J. E. Kohl recently sold 55 acres along the North Western Springville road to Malcolm V. Bolton and Company of Cedar Rapids for 250 dollars an acre, up from 150 dollars three years earlier.

Mt. Vernon Hawkeye J. E. Kohl North Western Springville Road Malecolm V. Bolton and Company Cedar Rapids

Washington reacts to Taft Roosevelt third-ticket threat

Washington correspondence reports amused disbelief at Boss Flinn's Chicago claim that Roosevelt would run if Taft is nominated. Many Republicans hope it proves a bluff and see it as a potential path to remove Theodore Roosevelt, comparing it to removing a bull to save the china.

Washington Springfield Mass Chicago Boss Flinn Taft Roosevelt T. R

Water Safeguard Urged in Anamosa Typhoid Warning

The Anamosa community faces a typhoid alert after one death and two cases. Citizens are urged to test the city water supply, from hydrants if necessary, to determine if tainted water is to blame.

Castor Oil Statesman label sparks convention crowd

R M Corbit reports that Indiana Taft floor leader Watson drew laughter with an allusion to Roosevelt calling him the castor oil statesman remarking that while castor oil is useful no one wants to take it all the time. Timothy Cole earns a Master of Arts at Dickinson College Carlisle Pa for translating world masterpieces into black and white. Salt Sulphur water sold by Hanken and Jacobs claims health benefits. Dr Puleaton offers ruptures cure by fidelity method with no pain and no work stoppage.

Watson Indiana R. M. Corbit Roosevelt Timothy Cole Century Magazine Dickinson College Carlisle Cole

Diplomatic Husband and Wife Debate Seashore Plans

A witty exchange quotes a diplomatic husband and Mrs Max arguing over funds for a seaside trip. He notes the board would be cheap, while she worries about the cost of entertaining herself in his absence.

Max Boston Transcript

Family quarreling irony noted by Chicago News

A mother asks why Sadie and her brother quarrel. Sadie replies she takes after the mother and he takes after the father, illustrating children mirroring parents in a humorous aside from Chicago News.

Sadie Papa Chicago News

Use of Time Inspires Prompt Action

A concise aphorism urges making the most of every moment and avoiding idleness. It emphasizes snatching opportunities and valuing time to accomplish tasks today rather than delaying. The author attributed is Lord Chesterfield.

Chesterfield

Lincoln's Mother Pedigree Reveals Hanks Lineage and Early Deeds

A reader traces Nancy Hanks lineage from Virginia but finds sparse Lincoln family records. Early Hanks entries appear in Gloucester 1673 land grants to Thomas Hanks and Thomas Franks. The line moves through Orange Rockingham Shenandoah counties to Kentucky settlers, with Nancy Hanks marrying Thomas Lincoln in 1806. Battle of Tippecanoe 1811 notes Peter and James Hanks, possibly Nancy Hanks’ brothers, and six years later the Lincolns move from Kentucky to Indiana.

Nancy Hanis Abraham Lincoln Nancy Hanks Raymond Hanks America Hankses Lincolns Abe Lincoln Tankies Gloucester County Thomas Hanks Thomas Franks Virginia Orange County Gloucester Orange Courthouse Rodney T Hanks Reuben Elizabeth Hanks Alice Chandler Rockingham County Shenandoah County President Lincoln Kentucky Thomas Lincoln Tippecanoe Indiana Peter James Hanks Captain Berry James Des Moines Register

Umbrellas and Parasols Through Fashion History

A London museum visit reveals George IV once carried a green silk umbrella fringed with gold and twice as large as modern models. Parasols have shrunk in size since their first use, with 1578 writer Henri Estienne noting they sheltered four people. Red velvet parasols with gold fringes were worn in Louis XIV’s era, and parasols could be rented for a coin while crossing Paris bridges.

London Museum George IV Henri Estienne Louis XIV Paris London Chronicle

Why Madge Declined Tea

A three year old girl Madge from Indianapolis refuses tea offered by a visitor. The girl insists she has no stomach ache and declines with a firm shake of the head. The exchange reveals Madge’s independent nature and strong opinions in a domestic setting.

Madge Indianapolis News

Learned by Experience in Detroit Press Joke

A humorous exchange from the Detroit Free Press about a cautious man who would change a $10 bill only after seeing it. He asked to verify the bill, citing past incidents where similar requests involved a $5 prior touch.

Detroit Ree Press

Maud Letter Cites Foggy Crossing and Clear ing Papers

Excerpt notes Maud’s letter describing foggy weather during a voyage. She adds the captain likely forgot to obtain clear ing papers, provoking a light exchange about what is humorous in the remark.

Boston Transcript

Why did you change physicians in Louisville tale

A quoted line from the Louisville Courier Journal notes a patient asking why a doctor was changed after reading all the books in the former physician's waiting room. The remark hints at curiosity about care continuity and patient familiarity with a prior clinician.

Louisville Courier-Journal

Midnight Scare Rumor Reported Burglary Sound

A cryptic New York Times item notes a midnight scare as a burglary rumor echoes in a cellar and a spouse reports hearing a burglar sounds in the cellars. The quirky dialogue references a bur glar and burglarettes with a playfully odd tone.

New York Times

Quotations and witticisms from vintage newspapers

A collage of aphorisms and snippets from Chicago Record Herald Detroit Free Press Baltimore American and other papers. The lines mix philosophy bridge metaphors and marital humor with brief exchanges and pointed witticisms.

Curious History of an Unfinished English Church

The unfinished church at Tlassall near Sandbach began in 1836 funded by Mr. Lowndes to seat 400 to 500. Work halted after his death on Queen Victoria’s coronation day. crypts 10 and partial walls remained and tourists now visit as banners lie about the ruins.

England Tlassall Sandbach Har Lowndes Queen Victoria Mark Twain

Loose Shoes Cause Foot Trouble and Pain

An article explains that ill fitting laces and loose insteps lead to foot friction, calluses, and corns. It notes widespread issues from shoes not fastened tight and stresses proper instep snugness as key to comfort. Hicks & Ricklef's advertises rugs and carpets.

Famous Stage Beauties Face Eruptions No More

Advotes Bucklen's Arnica Salve to banish skin eruptions eczema pimples and chaps. Claims it heals sores lips burns cuts and bruises and treats piles. Advertisement cites price 25 cents at O H Soetje's Omaha World-Herald notes a Chicago suspicion line.

O. H. Soetje’s

Electric Bitters Praise From West Virginia Customer

C B Rader of Lewisburg praises Electric Bitters for a double benefit curing ten years of rheumatism and stomach trouble. The tonic is claimed to aid dyspepsia jaundice and kidney poisons. Sold at 65 cents a bottle at O H Soetie's with guaranteed satisfaction.

C. B. Rader Lewisburg W. Va O. H. Soetie Chamberlain

Quick relief for chronic appendicitis claims in Monticello

Local notice asserts many residents suffer chronic appendicitis misdiagnosed as gas or stomach trouble. It promotes Adler-ika a German remedy with buckthorn bark glycerine and other ingredients promising instant relief from indigestion and related pains after a single dose.

Monticello O. H. Soetje

Windmill Repairs and Supplies Advertised by Leroy Clark

Leroy Clark offers repairs on Perkins Eclipse and Star wind mills and related pumps and pipes for sale with guarantee. Noteheads and express office supplies advertised with 250 note heads and envelopes. Also offers a sash priced home with outbuildings and three lots.

Perkins, Eclipse and Star Wind Mills Leroy Clark Express Office

Also Mentioned on This Page

Castor Oil Statesman Hanken & Jacobs Puleaton Lincoln’s Hume Chicago Record-Herald Detroit Free Press Hicks & Ricklef’s Omaha World-Herald Central Lumber & Coal Company G. P. Rockstad Iowa Kar E. L. Himbbaugh Scotch Grove Jones County Green State OF John Wennekamp John Wenniekamp H. G. A. Harper J. W. Coxsee District Court Henry Frericks A. D George Tobiason Dowd J. W. Coxsee L. G. Stabler First Street C. H. Stockwell Express Express Printing Office John Eilmer Cropp A. W. Doxler Lovell Block Monticeila Herrick, Cash & Rhinehart Ttorneys Monticello State Bank Citizens’ State Bank Anamosa H. M. Remley James Remley Remley Remley Attorneys AT Law Main Street Fred Puleston Eilers & Bolton Water District Court Abbie R Abbie R. Ferguson Alte H.G. A. Harper Jones Co J. W Harriet Mitchell Wyoming R.M_ CORBITYT Sara Kelly Onslow A. K. Jylz M. Corbit W. M. Dennison Alonzo Cova Campbell and Armour Campbell’s C. A. Errickson & Co General Merchandise M. G Allever Center Junction Re.fereed Burrichter Dryroods Monaticelio W. A. Mirick South Cedar St DR. A. M. Maurice D. Dd. S Lovell
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