Weather Jokes and Witty Maxims From a Bygone Page
A collection of quips on weather, safety, and daily life from a vintage column. It touches on reckless driving, bird men, frying eggs in warm weather, swatting flies for exercise, and humorous takes on marriage, aging, and old sayings.
Pessimism Weighs Onto Tomorrow's Unhappiness Fears
A reflective line defines a genuine pessimist as one who frets over today’s mood lingering into tomorrow and dreads anticipated unhappiness. The thought contrasts worry with the hope of unchanged feelings and stable outlooks.
Woman Sues for Divorce in Indiana Over Onion Fondness
An Indiana wife sues for divorce claiming marital strain tied to her husband’s peculiar preferences for onions and lmburger cheese. The action centers on irreconcilable differences and demands for dissolution of marriage.
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Indiana
Glass bead necklaces found on 3000-year-old Egyptian mummies
Archaeologists report discovery of glass bead necklaces on mummies dating about 3000 years. The find highlights ancient craft and burial customs. A separate note quips that a woman is never too old to prune up.
Circulation Per Capita Rises 15 Cents to 34.70
The circulation per capita stands at 34 70 after a 15 cent increase from the prior month. Most residents already hold the additional 15 cents.
Blue paint to repel flies says Pittsburg paper
A Pittsburg paper notes blue paint will deter flies but a solid swat with a swatter is more permanent in stopping them.
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Pittsburg
Germany Builds Dreadnought Named The Peacemaker
The article notes Germany is constructing a new battleship titled The Peacemaker, warning the name may ring hollow if the vessel engages in combat.
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Germany
Opulent Farmer Opts Motor Car Over Plow in Cold Weather
A city resident mocks the rich farmer who travels by car amid harsh conditions, yet admits he would hesitate to follow a plow in the freezing weather. The remark highlights class views and practical farming challenges during a cold spell.
Massachusetts preacher ties gray hair to sin and piety
A Massachusetts preacher argues gray hair is punishment for sin, suggesting baldness signals early piety. He links aging grooming to moral standing and cites religious observations.
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Massachusetts
Pianist’s marathon recital sparks endurance record talk
A pianist reportedly played for 38 hours straight, stirring talk of a world endurance record though neighbors described him as an inharmonious figure.
Aviators Press On Despite Accidents for Bir Mastery
Despite accidents the aviators persist in pursuit of Bir mastery with high stakes and risk to themselves and others, remaining determined to achieve excellence in aviation.
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Bir
Chicago professor questions place of courtship in curriculum
A Chicago professor argues about how to teach social courtship at a coeducational school. The discussion centers on whether such topics belong in the curriculum and how they fit into modern education standards.
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Heaven
Chicago
Reno
Farmer hatches 18 chicks after three bed days
A farmer in Ohio reportedly stayed in bed three days with a flock of eggs and hatched 18 chicks. The story notes the event did not originate from Winsted Connecticut.
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Ohio
Winsted, Conn
Actress Known for Distressful Dog Duty Incident
A young actress faced a duty charge on bringing her dog back to the country. The case drew wide newspaper coverage as the woman’s name appeared in headlines amid the distressing event.
Widow sells hero’s medals to fund burial
The world’s gratitude for a life-saving hero fades as his widow sells the medals he earned to cover burial costs. Hero worship is a powerful but fleeting force, and the memory of his deeds soon dissolves into forgotten reverence.
Iowa Set To Service Foreign Benefit Life Societies
Des Moines Iowans may now serve notices on foreign beneficiary life societies via the State Auditor under a new law. The insurance department says these societies must file a power of attorney authorizing the auditor to accept service. Other notes include municipal valuation talks and a stalled Iowa optometry board situation.
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Des Moines
Insurance Department
Robbins
Attorney General's Office
Massive Ontario forest fires wipe out Porcupine camps and towns
In Ontario’s Porcupine district a forest blaze destroyed Eldorado, Porcupine, Success and surrounding towns. Hundreds of miners perished or disappeared as West Dome and Big Dome facilities suffered heavy losses. Across Michigan, Ausable Oscoda Waters communities endure after Tuesday inferno with three known dead and thousands displaced.
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Toronto
Ont
Porcupine District
Ontario
West Dome
Dome Mine
Robert Weiss
Philadelphia
United Porcupine’s
Standard’s
Imperial’s
West
Eldorado
Porcupine
Porcupine Camp
Star Ward
Porcupine Lake
South Porcupine
Pottsville
Golden City
Big Dome
the Dome
Detroit
Ausable
Oscoda
Samuel Rosenthal
Waters
Bay City
Michigan Central
Stephenson Lumber Company
Three Lose Lives In Lake Superior Steamer Collision
In dense fog off Vermilion Point, the steamer John Mitchell and the William H Mack collided. Three Mitchell crewmen died, including Archie Causely and Al Clemens, with Mrs Clemens injured. The Mack rescued survivors and reached Vermilion Point as rescuers aided the Sault Ste Marie area.
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Mitchell
Cleveland
Clemens
Rochester
Ind
Mack
Vermillion Point
Sault Ste. Marie
Indictment of E G Lewis for Mail Fraud Unsealed
E G Lewis long involved in magazines and enterprises was indicted by a federal grand jury on twelve counts of fraudulent use of the mails. He allegedly obtained millions via misrepresentations circulated to the public through the mails. Charges include selling unsecured notes tied to the Woman's Magazine building and Woman's National Daily building in University City, plus notes of University Heights Realty and Development.
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Woman's National Daily
University City
Lewis
University Heights Realty and Development Company
Lewis Publishing Company
Evelyn Arthur See Found Guilty in Abduction Case
Evelyn Arthur See, head of Absolute Life, convicted of abducting 17 year old Mildred Bridges from her home and contributing to the delinquency of Mona Rees. The Chicago case underscores a sensational legal battle rooted in religious group practices.
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Evelyn Arthur See
Chicago
Mildred Bridges
Mona Rees
Treat Is Shriners Head Rochester Nominee
John F. Treat of Fargo North Dakota was unanimously elected imperial potentate of the imperial council nobles of the Mystic Shrine. Los Angeles California was chosen as the site for the next supreme council to be held the first Tuesday and Wednesday of May 1912. Author's Auto Kills Two Edith Johnstone and Frank P Jordan killed in collision between Mrs Hodgson Burnett's automobile and a trolley construction car.
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North Dakota
Los Angeles
Rochester
John F. Treat
Fargo
N. D
Imperial Council
Cal
Port Washington
N. Y
Edith Johnstone
Frank P. Jordan
Frances Hodgson Burnett
Committeeman Ryan Dies in Waukesha
Democratic National Committeeman T. B. E. Ryan of Waukesha Wisconsin died suddenly of heart failure after a period of illness.
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Ryan
Waukesha
Wis
T. BE. Ryan
Emma Eames Weds Emile de Gogorza in Paris Mayor’s Office
In Paris a notable union was sealed as opera stars Emma Eames and Emile de Gogorza married in the mayor’s office on Rue d Anjou. The ceremony marks a high profile pairing of two celebrated performers.
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Emma Eames
Gogorza
Paris
Emile de Gogorza
Rue d’Anjou
1000 on Boats Strike in New York
About 1,000 firemen stewards and oilers of Ward line steamers were called out again after the company rejected terms offered to its striking employees.
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New York
Ward Line
Guard Stationed At Parsons Jail To Foil Lynching
A heavy guard has been placed at the Parsons jail to protect Floyd Helmick from possible lynching after he was accused of attacking the eleven year old daughter of his employer in Elkins West Virginia. The incident sparked fears of mob action and authorities moved to ensure his safety.
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C. A. Donnel
George M. Chappel
Des Moines
Mr. Donnel
Boise
Idaho
D. BP. McCallum
Honolulu
Elkins
W. Va
Parsons
Floyd Helmick
Helmick
Prayer for Rain Affects Richmond Rainfall After Proclamation
Governor Mann issued a proclamation urging Virginians to pray for rain and within an hour the Richmond area received refreshing showers. The brief notes prayers boosted expectations of precipitation and were reported as effective.
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Richmond
Mann
New Library Building Bill Advances in Albany
A bill allocating 1,250,000 dollars for rehabilitating the New York state library after the capitol fire has passed the legislature. The move supports restoration of the damaged collection and facilities in Albany.
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Albany
N. Y
New York State Library
State Capitol
Bridgeport Wreck Kills 12 on Federal Express Train
A Federal Express train on the New York New Haven Hartford line derailed near Bridgeport after the engineer used a cross over switch at 60 mph. Twelve people died and 44 were seriously injured. the St. Louis National League baseball team was aboard but unharmed. Fire raced through wreckage and rescuers aided injured passengers as cars tumbled down an embankment.
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Bridgeport, Conn
Federal Express
New York, New Haven & Hartford
Washington
Boston
Bridgeport Department
St. Louis
Burr Road
Bridgeport
Grain firm head dies by drowning amid million-dollar shortfall
James Pettit president and general manager of Peavey Grain Co died by drowning in Chicago on July 8. A statement from F. H. Peavey & Co says unauthorized speculations by others caused a shortage near 1 million dollars, with Pettit not profiting and acting without Peavey policy.
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St. Paul, Minn
James Pettit
Peavey Grain Company of
Chicago
F. H. Peavey & Co
Peavey Grain Company
Minneapolis
Deneen Describe Jackpots and Political Fund Suspicions
Illinois Governor Charles S. Deneen testified before the Lorimer committee detailing a long running "jackpot" fund in state politics since 1897. He named contributor categories including railroads gas and electric companies liquor interests and the Union Stock Yards, and recounted a meeting with railroad presidents in Chicago. He denied promising Yates support for U S Senate and disputed Hines telephone conversation claims, saying he never received taft press message or Aldrich contact and did not discuss money.
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Washington
Charles S. Deneen
Illinois
Senate
Lorimer Committee
Lorimer
Shurtleff
Taylor- Ville
Deneen
Senator Jones
Gas Companies
Chicago
Electric Light Companies
Liquor Interests
Union Stockyards Company
Grain Elevator Companies
Pullman Company
General Assembly
Messrs
Harahan
Earling
Miller
Hughitt
Winchell
Felton
Springfield
Yates
United States
Hines-Deneen
Hines
Taft
Continental Commercial National Bank
Reynolds
Aldrich
St Louis IV Wins Air Race Over Kansas City Route
The St Louis IV balloon crew Lieut Frank P Lahm and Lieut J P Hart returned to La Paz Indiana near South Bend claiming victory in the James Gordon Bennett cup elimination flight from Kansas City. The Missouri National Guard aeronautic corps craft led 525 miles beating Million Population club balloon at 485 miles and Miss Sofia placed third.
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Chicago
St. Louis
Frank P. Lahm
J. P. Hart
St. Louis IV
la Paz
Ind
South Bend
Kansas City
Aeronautic Corps
Missouri National Guard
St. Louis SV
Sofia
Man fatally shoots wife then wounds self in Fort Wayne
James M. Nolan killed his wife Emma after she protested when he ordered a niece from their home. He then shot himself, inflicting only a trivial wound, in Fort Wayne Indiana.
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Self
Fort Wayne
Ind
James M. Nolan
Emma
I C C to Probe Federal Express Rail Wreck at Bridgeport
The Interstate Commerce Commission will investigate the Bridgeport Connecticut wreck of the Federal Express which caused 14 deaths and many injuries.
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Washington
Interstate Commerce Commission
Federal Express
Bridgeport
Conn
Woman Burned In Launch At Eagle Harbor
Mrs Annie J Pryor wife of Reginald C Pryor mining engineer died from burns when an alcohol lamp ignited gasoline in her husband Napanee launch at Eagle Harbor Lake Superior. The accident occurred near Houghton Michigan during a mining promotion trip.
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Houghton
Mich
Annie J. Pryor
Reginald C. Pryor
Napanee
Eagle Harbor
Lake Superior
Gary library board names Father Jansen president
Father Thomas FP Jansen elected president of the Gary public library board. He previously served as pastor of Holy Angels church and has connections to Hobart and Fort Wayne. The selection places Jansen in leadership of Gary’s library system.
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Gary Library Board
Gary
Ind
Thomas FP. Jansen
Hobart and
Fort Wayne
Holy Angels Church
Gary Public Library Board
Wiley Ousted Suspected Overpaid Compensation Claim
Washington reports Dr. Harvey W. Wiley pure food expert faces condemnation by a department of agriculture personnel committee with a recommendation to President Taft that he resign. Attorney General Wickersham recommends approval of the action amid charges he allowed excessive compensation to Dr. H. H. Busby of Columbia University in New York.
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Washington
Harvey W.wiley
Department of Agriculture
Taft
Wickersham
Wiley
H. H. Busby
Columbia University
New York
Chosen Ruler of Elks Elected in Atlantic City
John Patrick Sullivan of New Orleans was elected grand exalted ruler of the Elks receiving 814 votes. The next grand lodge meeting is scheduled for Portland, Oregon, where no opposition was present.
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Elks
Atlantic City
N. J
John Patrick Sullivan
New Orleans
The
Grand Lodge
Portland
Ore
Boy Dies in Mosquito Bite Blood Poisoning
Logansport Indiana reports 10 year old Barton Alfred Irrick died from mosquito bites. Coroner's report cites severe ankle stings leading to blood poisoning.
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Logansport
Ind
Barton Alfred Lrrick
Mother’s Story Sparks Old Murder Probe In Michigan
An aging mother’s claim leads authorities in Charlotte Michigan to reopen a six year old case. She alleges her son William mm Lona berry, a Haton county farmer, choked his wife to death and hid the body in an old well. He has been placed under arrest pending investigation.
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Charlotte
Mich
William mm. Lonaberry
Haton County
Taft to Speak to Grand Army of the Republic
President Taft will address the national encampment of the Grand Army of the Republic in Rochester New York on August 23. The address aims to honor veterans and emphasize national unity and service.
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Taft
G. A. R. Washington
Grand Army of the Republic
Rochester
N. Y
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