Monticello Cheeky Bits and Pithy Observations
The Monticello Express compiles a cluster of witty quips on summer, weather, baseball, advertising, and daily nuisances. It notes Philadelphia teams, stockpiled buffalo nickel hoards, fish stories, pianos in warm weather, and jokes about boats, cantankerous doctors, and wills.
Blanket catchall label for broad physical symptoms
The text proposes a blanket diagnosis vacationitis for the majority of physical disorder symptoms now evident. It frames the term as a broad, nonspecific label rather than a precise medical condition.
Lincoln Penny Designer Marries. Buffalo Nickel Creator Faces Fate
A lighthearted note reports the designer of the Lincoln penny has wed, while the Buffalo nickel designer faces a harsher destiny as suggested by commentators. The item couples personal news with a playful nod to the nickel’s creator.
Young French aviator's 933 mile Paris to War Flight
A young French pilot completed a 933 mile journey from Paris to War in thirteen hours and survives to recount the feat. He describes navigating the distance and the endurance required for the long cross country flight.
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Paris
Warsaw
Bank Note Sets Back World Slowdown Claim
Scientists say the world is not revolving as fast as before, but a man with a due bank note does not believe the claim.
CenturyPennsylvania Woman Rejects Hats Through Decade
A Pennsylvania woman aged one hundred years has never worn a hat. Her husband owns neither a car nor a bank, reflecting a life of simple possessions and unconventional habits.
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Pennsylvania
Newlyweds’ Wide World of Sightseeing Plans Ahead
The couple anticipates broad travel possibilities as they begin married life, exploring diverse locales and experiences around the globe with shared curiosity and anticipation.
China to Open Aviation School in New Republic Era
The new republic plans an aviation school and vows to adopt all modern refinements of civilization. A bishop warned young ministers against rushing marriage, noting the sewing circle would handle that task.
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China
New Republic
Kerosene Deemed Effective Against Grasshoppers
A new finding indicates kerosene is highly effective for grasshopper extermination. The article notes ministers of the gospel average $600 yearly salary, suggesting reliance on future rewards.
Society Woman Advises Trousers for Girls
A society woman who counsels girls to wear trousers as relief from tight skirts reveals she has no idea some will choose to wear tight trousers anyway.
If come people would think before they speak they would have mighty little to say
A pithy remark on thoughtfulness and speech. It contrasts rash talk with restraint, suggesting quiet wisdom comes from considering words before uttering them.
Noblemen in Paris Defend Forgery as Sport
The remark recalls aristocrats in Paris jailed for forgery who claimed swindling was sport. The quip contrasts their view with a suggestion that mobbing an umpire would be more civilized.
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Paris
Woman seeks permit to wear trousers faces photo ban
A Chicago woman requests permission to wear trousers but is warned she may have fewer problems if she agrees not to be photographed in them first.
Question on wording in the aphorism about favors
The line questions whether the speaker meant to imply a tangible gesture or “touch” when mentioning a favor. It suggests a possible misreading of the term, implying ambiguity in the writer’s reference to gratitude or obligation.
New York Man With Two Wives Faces Third Marriage
A New York man holding two wives was sentenced to prison as he prepared to marry a third. The case sparked calls for expert psychiatric evaluation of his behavior.
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New York
London Scientist Warns Earth Wobble on Its Axis
A London scientist raises alarms about the earth wobbling on its axis, noting concerns echoed by non scientists in earlier times who shared similar fears about global stability and cosmic movement.
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London
Retail drug men to fight department stores in Iowa
Waterloo reports Frank Shane president of the Iowa Pharmaceutical association urging a tougher policy. He commends the state pharmacy board for prosecuting pure drug act violators and revoking certificates. He opposes patent medicines and calls for a legislative bureau to oversee advertising and competition from department and 10 cent stores.
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State Pharmacy Board
Waterloo
Iowa Pharmaceutical Association
Frank Shane
Shane
Des Moines
Raid on Clear Lake pigger houses nets multiple arrests
In a simultaneous raid on alleged pigger establishments at Clear Lake eleven people are arrested including Oaks hotel manager Fred C. Williams clerk Charles Johnson Lake Shore hotel manager Albert Cleaves merchant Michael Callanan John Gilmore and Mrs Nolte. A fifteen man sheriff posse conducted the operation.
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Clear Lake
Mason City
Fred C. Williams
Oaks Hotel
Charles Johnson
The
Oaks
Albert Cleaves
Lake Shore
Michael Callanan
John Gilmore
Nolte
Man, wife saved from deep Iowa river hole
Mr and Mrs Henry Whiteside waded in the Iowa river and fell into a deep hole. A nearby farmer helped rescue Mrs Whiteside after she submerged a second time. Whiteside grasped his son to aid his father and exhausted himself before pulling him to shallow water.
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Ackley
Henry Whiteside
Iowa River
New Fruit Pest Attacks Strawberries In Waverly
M H Robinson a nurseryman and berry expert reports a new leaf roller pest this year in Waverly. The insect invades strawberry plants spinning a web that curls leaves and dries the plant, nearly ruining Robinsons strawberry crop.
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Waverly
M. H. Robinson
Court May Take Children From Fisher Family
Des Moines juvenile court officials have been asked to assume responsibility for Genevieve Wright age 13 and Violet Wright age 11 after their mother Nettie Fisher attempted to drown herself in the Des Moines river. The children saved their mother from death.
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Des Moines
Nettie Fisher
Genevieve Wright
Violet Wright
Blackmail Attempt Charge in Denison Case
Andrew Bowling a Denison area farmer was brought before US Commissioner Sapp in Council Bluffs for a preliminary hearing on charges of sending threatening letters to George Naeve vice president of Crawford County Bank Denison.
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Council Bluffs
Andrew Bowling
Denison
United States
Sapp
George Naeve
Crawford County Bank
Mrs Clara Vinson Weaver Dies After Brief Illness
Des Moines report of the death of Mrs Clara Vinson Weaver widow of Gen James B Weaver aged nearly 82. She was prominent in state circles for temperance suffrage and church work following a short pneumonia illness.
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Clara Vinson Weaver
Des Moines
James B. Weaver
Farm Value Doubled as Cartano Sells West of Monticello
Richard Cartano sold his farm two miles west of Monticello to John A. Beischer of Castle Grove for 160 dollars an acre. Cartano had bought it under ten years earlier for about half that price, marking a sharp rise in land values.
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Monticello
Richard Cartano
John A. Beischer
Castle Grove
Mr. Cartano
Former Moulton Man Dies in Kirksville
James Daugherty a former Moulton resident and Kirksville prominent citizen collapsed and died from a brain blood vessel burst at age 40 leaving a widow and four children.
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Moulton
James Daugherty
Kirksville
Lovers’ Tragedy Ends in Double Fatality Pact
Vinton-Clifford Barrdol aged 20 shot his sweetheart Blanche Clarke aged 16 then killed himself. The couple were described as sweethearts and the shooting likely stemmed from parental opposition, ending in a fatal self-inflicted act in the locality.
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Lowan
Vinton
Clifford Barrdol
Blanche Clarke
Record Summer School Attendance at University of Iowa
The University of Iowa summer school drew nearly 400 students, about a 20 percent rise from last year, marking a record attendance for the season in Iowa City.
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Towa City
University of Iowa
Chautauqua Week Opens in Manchester Program Attracts Notables
The 1913 Manchester Chautauqua session opens with star attractions including Judge A Z Blair of Ohio and Harvey W Wiley the pure food advocate. Thavin's International band joins the lineup shaping the event's colorful program.
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Manchester
A. Z. Blair
Ohio
Harvey W. Wiley
Thavin
Mall Clerk Receives Verdict Against Chicago Great Western
Fort Dodge records report a verdict for $17,500 against the Chicago Great Western railroad. The claim stems from an accident near Eagle Grove in December 1911 that caused mazes to be received by a mall clerk.
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Fort Dodge
Roy A. Fox
Chicago Great ‘Western Railroad
Eagle Grove
Iowa Pioneer Still Holds Gourt
Cedar Falls resident Lanfear Knapp is Iowa’s likely oldest public official. At eighty eight he has served as justice of the peace and township clerk for forty eight years and was city assessor for forty two years. He still maintains a downtown office and holds court as needed, arriving in Cedar Falls in an early prairie schooner from Joliet in 184.
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Cedar Falls
Iowa
Lanfear Knapp
Knapp
Joliet
Ill
Human bones found in gravel pit near Alden Iowa
A human skeleton was found buried in a gravel pit north of Alden in a pasture. The remains lie in a sitting posture with legs extended and hands on the knees, suggesting an Indian burial from an early day. Local residents recall Indian camps nearby long ago.
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Iowa
Falls
Alden
Manchester Auto Club Organized and Officers Elected
A Manchester meeting formed the Manchester Automobile club to promote lawful vehicle operation. Officers chosen include President D H M Bradley, Vice President W H Hutchinson, Secretary Charles A Peterson, and Treasurer A R LeRoy.
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Manchester
Manchester Automobile Club
D. H. M. Bradley
W. H. Hutchinson
Charles A. Peterson
A. R. LeRoy
Probe into Pittsburgh bank failures sparks criminal probe
The suspension of First- Second National Bank of Pittsburgh led to possible criminal prosecution over a $2,000,000 reporting discrepancy. Closures shifted to Pittsburgh Bank for Savings, First National Bank of McKeesport, and J S Kuhn enterprises, culminating in the receivership of American Water Works and Guarantee Company.
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Pittsburgh
National Bank of Pittsburgh
W. 5. Kuhn
First Second Bank
Kuhns
Pittsburgh Bank For Savings
J. S. Kuhn
First National Bank of
McKeesport
J. S. & W. S. Kuhn, Incorporated
American Water Works and Guarantee Company
Union Delivery Adopted in Clear Lake
Merchants of Clear Lake inaugurate auto delivery using auto trucks to perform all store deliveries previously done by wagons. Mason City reports the shift places control in the auto company.
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Mason City
Clear Lake
Struck by Stray Bullet in Mason City Incident
Emil Feldt of Plymouth was injured when a stray bullet fractured his skull and paralyzed the left side of his body. He was tossing his hat as a rifle target when the accident occurred.
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Mason City
Emil Feldt
Plymouth
Feldt
Woman Hurled From Car In Sudden Brake Stop
Mrs. T. J. Barth sustained a fractured hip in three places and a torn collar bone when she was thrown from an auto after the brakes suddenly set. She received serious injuries in Mason City.
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Mason City
T. J. Barth
Claimed Slayer Unnerved in Mason City Jail
Louis Prescott, accused of murdering his wife, is in a nervous wreck in the county jail. He collapsed and remained semi conscious for a day after learning of his wife’s death, moaning and muttering.
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Mason City
Louis Prescott
Rev R L Barackman Elected Buena Vista College Trustee
The Buena Vista college trustees elected the Rev R L Barackman of Sac City as president at the annual meeting. The Rev W M Hamilton of Sioux City was chosen but declined to serve.
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Storm Lake
R. L. Barackman
Sac City
Buena Vista College
W. M. Hamilton
Sioux City
Eldon's Annual Chautauqua Set for July 19 24
Eldon plans its annual Chautauqua at the Big Four fair grounds from July 19 to 24 with twelve programs. Campsites will be available for those who wish to stay all week.
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Eldon
Many Elks to Take Trip
Iowa City plans a larger Elks delegation to the national convention with ten members already pledged to attend and more expected to join.
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Iowa City
Captain of Guards Quits at Storm Lake
Robert B. Pike captain of Company H Fifty sixth Iowa National Guard resigns effective immediately after the encampment at Storm Lake which will conclude about August 1.
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Sioux City
Robert B. Pike
Iowa National Guard
Storm Lake
Auto Turtled, Three Hurt in Mason City Crash
Auto speeding near Thornton capsized a car injuring three farmers, Scott Ellis Nels Utzen and Soren Peterson, with more or less serious injuries reported.
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Mason City
Thornton
Scott Ellis
Nels Utzen
Soren Peterson
Church Meet at Liscomb First Annual H G T M Evangelistic Convention
Delegates from thirteen Churches of Christ in Hardin Grundy Tama and Marshall counties formed the H G T M Evangelistic association and assembled in Liscomb Sunday for its first annual convention.
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Liscomb
Marshalltown
Churches of Christ
Hardin
Grundy
Tama
Marshall Counties
H. G. T. M. Evangeistic Association
Webster City Receives Four Bubbling Fountains
Pioneer resident C A Brennecke gifts Webster City four bubbling fountains to be placed in the business district. The donation adds ornamental features to the town center and showcases local philanthropy.
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Webster City
C. A. Brennecke
Iowa Odd Fellows' Home Barns to Be Rebuilt in Mason City
Work will start immediately to rebuild barns and outbuildings at the Iowa Odd Fellows home in Mason City after a fire. Estimated loss ranges from 4500 to 5000 dollars with 2000 dollars covered by insurance.
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Iowa Odd Fellows
Mason City
Chautauqua Opens Seven Day Session in Grinnell
The Home Assembly Chautauqua began a seven day program in Grinnell on Sunday. Speaker lineup included former Colorado governor Burchel, who now leads Denver University as president.
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Chautauqua
Grinnell
Home Assembly
Burchel
Colorado
Denver University
Record U S Crop Report Shows Big Oats Losses But Strong Corn Promise
The July government crop report outlines total leading cereals at 4.929 billion bushels, down from 5.561 last year. Oats drop to 1.031 billion. corn acreage and yield vary by state, with Illinois and Iowa racing to top corn production and a potential return to record levels if favorable weather holds.
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Washington
Middle West
Rand Miners Strike Renewed Amid Citywide Turmoil
Johannesburg reports renewed Rand strike with trains halted and newspapers unable to print. Troops guard key sites as mobs confront authorities. Federated Trades Unions call for recall of Viscount Gladstone, while leaders denounce government actions and demand a settlement.
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Johannesburg
Rand
Rand Club
Union of South Africa
Viscount Gladstone
Federated Trades Unions
Federation
Pretoria
Louis Botha
Rivers Outpoints Ritchie in Open Air Fight
Joe Rivers fought hard but lost momentum against Ritchie and quit in the eleventh round. The bout drew 7,000 spectators in perfect weather with reported receipts around 30,000 dollars.
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San Francisco
Joe Rivers
Ritchie
Los Angeles
Joe
Boy, dog save man from drowning off Atlantic City
Theo dore Leslie seventeen used his dog Spud as a buoy to rescue Alfred Meyers a cottager from drowning in the ocean after a hard struggle with cross currents in Atlantic City New Jersey on July 10.
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Atlantic City
N. J
Theodore Leslie
Spud
Alfred Meyers
Rail unions back strike after large vote
Ninety four percent of 76 683 participating members of the Brotherhood of Railway Trainmen and the Order of Railway Conductors favor a strike in the wage dispute with eastern railroads. Erie railroad says it will consider wages and conditions of individuals but not a general increase at the cost of safety and improved equipment.
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New York
Brotherhood of Railway Trainmen
Order of
Eastern Railroads
Erie Railroad
Moros Fight Savagely in Philippine Campaign Reports
Full reports detail Pershing's drive to disarm the Moros with accounts of American troopers' heroic conduct in the mountain fastnesses amid savage resistance.
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Washington
Pershing
Convict Electrocuted While Attempting Escape at Tennessee Prison
Alfred Adams, a convict at the Tennessee state prison, was electrocuted while attempting escape during the night. He became entangled in electric wires and his body was burned.
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Nashville
Tenn
Alfred Adams
Wilson Defers Return to Washington
President Wilson decides not to return to Washington immediately after July 9 in Cornish New Hampshire receiving word that his presence in the capital is not imperative. He remains at his current location awaiting further guidance and movement.
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Wiigon
Cornish
N. H
Wilson
Washington
Capitol
American killed in Mexican clash at Tuxpan
An American attached to the consulate was killed in fighting between Mexican federals and Zapatists at Tuxpan on July 4, according to Captain O'Neill of the Bloomfield.
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Port Arthur
Tex
Tuxpan
O’neill
Bloomfield
Charlton to Italy in murder case ordered home
The U.S. Supreme Court mandate for Porter Charlton who is accused of murdering his wife in Italy has been received by the district court in Trenton New Jersey. The order requires Charlton to be returned to Italy to face charges.
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Charlton
Italy
Trenton
N. J
United States Supreme Court
Porter Charlton
District Court
Governor Ralston Calls Stop to Gambling at Porter County Race Track
Governor Ralston in Indianapolis said gambling at the Mineral Springs race track in Porter county must stop and that W. J. Fabing Porter county prosecutor would arrest every gambler.
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Ralston
Indianapolis
Ind
Mineral Springs
Porter County
W. J. Fabing
Flyers Dive In Lake Chicago July 9
Glenn Martin the noted aviator who set Pacific coast records narrowly escaped death after a dive into Lake Michigan amid the 900 mile aviation contest now underway.
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Lake Chicago
Glenn Martin
Lake Michigan
First Banana Stalks Arrive in Galveston for Fibre Use
The first shipload of banana stalks reached Galveston from Central America on July 10. They are consigned to a factory to produce fibre and materials intended to replace cotton waste.
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Galveston
Tex
Central America
Mrs London Watches Husband Undergo Appendectomy
Mrs Jack London, swathed in bandages, stands beside the Merritt hospital operating table as surgeons remove her husband’s appendix. His condition is reported as good.
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London
San Francisco
Jack London
Merritt Hospital
Victims of Blast Dead at Distillery in Peoria
Fred Steckel died at Proctor hospital after the Clark distillery explosion. William Denson followed shortly after. Charles Mooney is not expected to live.
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Peoria
Fred Steckel
Clark Distillery
Proctor Hospital
William Denson
Charles Mooney
Behring Announces Diphtheria Vaccine Discovery
Paris reports Professor Behring announces a diphtheria vaccine made from diphtheria germs and antitoxin but declines to publish the preparation.
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Paris
Professor Behring
Behring
Publication of Mc Nab Report Reopens Caminetti-Diggs Cases
Washington July 9. Publication of former District Attorney Mc Nab report to Attorney General Mc Reynolds dated May 21 renews interest in the Caminetti-Diggs white slave cases.
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Washington
McNab
McReynolds
Mulhall lobby inquiry prompts new House committee
Washington July 11 The House voted to create a seven member special committee to probe the Mulhall lobby confession and related legislative activities. Finis J Garrett of Tennessee named chairman with six other members from both parties.
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Washington
House of Representatives
Finis J. Garrett
Tennessee
Clark
Senate
Garrett Committee
Cyrus Cline
Indiana
J. J. Russell
Missouri
S. J. Roddenberry
Georgia
W. H. Stafford
Wisconsin
Frank B. Willis
Ohio
John I. Nolan
California
National Association of Manufacturers
Senate Lobby Committee
Overman
David Lamar
Lauterbach
Lamar
Wall Street
Palmer
Riordan
Ledyard
Over- Man
Union Pacific
Edward Lauterbach
Overman Lobby
Lewis Cass Ledyard
Steel Trust
House
Taft
Henry B. Martin
Anti-Trust League
Senator Reed
New Haven Road Scored by Interstate Commerce Commission
The Interstate Commerce Commission condemns New York New Haven & Hartford financials and trolley holdings. It says outside management was wasteful and that proper railroad operations could have yielded an eight percent dividend in 1912 and built $1,794,000 in surplus instead of a $930,000 deficit.
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Washington
New York, New Haven & Hartford Railroad
New England Railways
Interstate Commerce Commission
Commission
New Haven
Receiverships Sought for Six American Waterworks Subsidiaries
Attorneys filed petitions before Judge Charles P. Orr in Pittsburgh asking for receiverships for six subsidiary companies of the American Waterworks and Guarantee company.
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Pittsburgh
Charles P. Orr
United States
American Waterworks and Guarantee Company
Six U S Artillerymen Die in Manila Train Wreck
Six United States coast artillerymen were killed outright and 30 injured when a flat car carrying a detachment of soldiers was wrecked 30 miles southwest of Manila P L. The accident occurred July 11 as the train progressed through the area.
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U. S
Manila
P. L
United States Coast
Accusation of Madero Plot Tied to Wife in New Orleans
In New Orleans on July 11 the inspector general of Mexican consulates charged that Francisco I. Madero died solely from a plot hatched by his wife. The official report places blame on the spouse while the details of the plot remain under review.
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Madero
New Orleans
Francisco I. Madero
Mexico
Law Affects All Imbibers In Washington July 11
No leniency will be shown to any clubman or drunkard who may be making his way home and fall into the hands of the capital police. The law applies to all who imbibe and err, with strict enforcement to ensure order in public.
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Washington
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