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Newspaper

Monticello Express

Location

Monticello, Iowa, United States of America

Date

Jul 11, 1912

Page

3

Jones County Supervisors Approve 1912 Fiscal Reports

The Jones county board meets in regular session with all members present except Murfield. Reports from Recorder, Clerk, Sheriff, and Auditor are approved, including April-June 1912 fee totals and school fund balances. A loan of 2000 to Catherine Daly and Philip Daly is discussed, tax refunds approved, and a Cedar Rapids and Iowa City Railway transmission-line petition granted for twenty years.

Anamosa Board of Supervisors Murfield Noyes Finn Thomson Hale Recorder’s Hon. Board of Supervisors Jones County Iowa Hart Boyer District Court H. G. A. Harper Jones Catherine Daly Swix Wayne Township Thomsen Philip Daly L. A Wyoming Township F. M. Benedict Cass Township George W. Bottomstone Wyoming J. H. Sanderson Moarfield Cedar Rapids and Iowa City Railway and Light Company Township Eighty-Four Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Wapsipinicon River

Claims Against Jones County Detailed Outside Poor

A long list itemizes salaries, provisions, services, and rent paid by Jones County for the poor and county home subjects. Payments include Dr J B E Davies 3 75, W A Mirick 605, Prospect Park Sanitarium board 50, Sue Penny 5 00, rent lines for Mrs Gordon and others, and numerous suppliers for seed corn, meats, clothing, beds, and building work totaling many dollars. County Home steward J H Sanderson and various vendors are named with exact sums.

S D Alspaugh J BE Davies John E Gable Mirick Stratilek Tyler & Downing Prospect Park Sanitarium Sanitarium Sue Penny Gordon Stafford Bert F Scott Mrs Akers Jas Penny Wm Flaherty Austin First J A Hartman Ben D Herren Hanken & Jacobs John Holub Sam Hutton EW Harrison Ramsey Hinriksen

Colonel Fitzhugh's duel ends in comic pot of pea soup

A Maryland tale recounts Colonel Fitzhugh of Calvert county resolving a political feud with humor. When challenged after a joint debate absence, he selects the weapon as a boiling pea soup pot and two ladies as spectators, proposing hot soup throws until peace is made.

New York Sun Maryland la Mancha Fitzhugh Calvert County Itzhugh Whig Party St. Leonard’s Creek Colonel Fitzhugh

A Lesson in Manners from a Railroad President

In a humorous tale, Stuyvesant Fish of the Illinois Central explains etiquette to Pat Casey, a switchman who asks for a pass to St. Louis. After a second attempt, Casey correctly introduces himself and receives the request form. A second vignette follows with an Irish beggar woman praising the judge’s eyesight, and a man jokes about needing spectacles.

Stuyvesant Fish Minois Central Railroad Fish Pat President Fish Pat Casey The Illinois Central Mr. Casey

Father Was Neglected

A brief vignette about a three year old named David who resists teeth brushing and quips that his father wishes his mother had brushed his hair instead. The exchange reveals a light family moment focusing on parenting and memory.

David Papa

A Delicate Compliment and Notions on Character

A fragment cites a Louisville Courier Journal quip about a gown compliment and a restaurant owner inviting the speaker to sit by the window to lend charm to his place. It asserts that high aims form high characters and great objects bring out great minds from Edwards.

Louisville Courier-Journal Edwards

Preacher’s Wife Receives Cautious Welcomes at Chapel

A preacher brings his wife to services and she is warmly greeted by a steward who seats her and offers a hymn book. After the sermon the steward compliments the minister and adds a whispered remark that he seldom sees a preacher as poor as the one in the pulpit every Sunday.

Turkey With a Record Baffles Neighbor and Buyer

An old English turkey breeder sold a neighbor a prize winning bird praised for a long show record. The buyer, Wells, found the turkey tough and overpriced and confronted the seller about the alleged deception. The vendor claimed the bird’s eleven year county poultry show wins proved its quality.

Wells Madan

The Judge's Suggestion Referee Trio Chosen

In a Maine interior county a long running suit was ordered referred to three fair referees by Judge Peters. He proposed selecting one lawyer and two honest men due to legal points involved, invoking judicial dignity with a wry smile.

Interior Maine Peters

Senator Clarence Watson Described With Quiet Joviality

A Philadelphia Ledger excerpt portrays West Virginia Senator Clarence Watson as a solemn yet jovial figure. The piece recalls his friend Doc Cook who ran a sanitarium that became conflated with a morgue after a string of patient deaths.

Clarence Watson West Virginia Watson Doc” Cook D. I Philadelphia Ledger

Best of It No Matter Sorrow and Suffering

A reflective poem urging resilience amid misfortune. It encourages turning sorrow into acceptance and finding the silver lining, noting misfortune can be borne by all and no one has died from it. It advises bearing the burden with steady resolve.

Pymaine Avery

Couldn’t Bend the Horns

A farmer calls his son to harness a donkey at night. The frosty night caused the cow to enter the stable and spook the donkey. The son struggles as the donkey resists and the father discovers the stalled scene. The dialogue uses era slang and a humorous miscommunication.

Hariness Jack

Enraged Gander Stalks Soldier in Civil War Tale

A Maine regiment in 1862 faced a foraging hardship as a gander pursued a retreating soldier. The man fled toward camp while the bird flapped with angry screams, finally halted by fellow troops using a musket butt. The incident, tied to a cod line bait joke, ends with disbelief at the bird’s stamina.

Maine Gander

Tammy Tennyson and the table legs incident at a club dinner

At a club dinner Tammy Tennyson recalls Alfred Tennyson insisting on putting his feet on the table before guests rose. Attempts to curb him failed until Brookfield whispered you are Longfellow, prompting Tennyson to lower his legs.

Tammy Tennyson Tennyson Brookfield Old Brooks Alfred Longfellow

Rough on the Major at a Toast for Major Clacquer

Captain Jinks hosted a party with a toast list for Major Clacquer. His deaf wife boasted of his fondness for children, claiming he could hold two or three babies on his lap. The major overheard and corrected the tease, sparking laughter at the table.

Jinks Major Clacquer

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Supervisors’ Proceedings John Hale Old Bridge Ibr Bohnhoff John Thomsen Sid Meyer Plank Shimanek Dubuque County J E Gilmore Louis Gardner Eclipse Lumber Co Eclipse Lumber, Co Joe Henry Thad Ward M. G Allever Center Junction E. L. Himebaugh Scotch Grove
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