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Newspaper

Monticello Express

Location

Monticello, Iowa, United States of America

Date

Jan 05, 1911

Page

6

Burglars, Ghosts, and Two Queens Enter John’s Country House

In this comic tale John hides a scam on Clara J as his confederate Bunch Jefferson’s telegram hints two “queens” arrive to claim the property. Uncle Peter and Tacks chase comical mishaps at the brook while Clara frets over a scandal and the truth behind the house.

Bunch Clara J Trouble Villa Uncle Peter John Martha Diggs Peter Tacks Ke Walton Joose Cook’s Fishkill Bunch Jefferson Undertakers Scandal Pete Eliza Julia Ben Step Jeffrson Aunt Fanny Wizza Fanny Fanny Ther Etrance G. W. Dillingham Co

Hypnotizing Lobsters Curio Experiment Reported

The article describes an odd experiment with live lobsters. By forcing the tail downward and repeatedly placing the creature in a coma like state, the lobster lies immobile for about ten minutes, eyes reddened and seemingly dead, before waking and causing a noise that unsettles nearby lobsters.

Manners vs. Mannerism in Everyday Speech

A Detroit Free Press quip contrasts true manners with exaggerated mannerisms. The piece humorously notes how polite discourse can slip into stilted, robotic behavior in daily exchange.

Manneram Detroit Free Press

Really Opened Their Eyes Rev Rose Story of a Vermont Minister

The Newark Star recounts a newly placed Vermont pastor who aimed for wider impact. His earnest sermons impressed many yet an old parishioner’s remark left him unsure about the true reception. She said his preaching made them realize sin anew.

Henry R.rose Newark Star Vermont

Cuticura Cited By Mother To Cure Infant Skin Disease

A Tennessee mother recounts her six month old son's scalp scalp eruptions and widespread red bumps. After using various remedies with no success she tried Cuticura products Resolvent Soap and Ointment, noting dramatic improvement in three days and full recovery after two Resolvent bottles and several boxes of Ointment and Soap. She praises Cuticura for cuts and sores and toilet uses.

F. E. Harmon Atoka, Tenn

Angel with high heeled shoes sparks Bath tale

In Bath Maine a wooden angel on a church steeple is mocked for its style. The Bath Enquirer recalls a past Universalist pastor quipping to a Congregationalist, asking if he had seen an angel with high heeled shoes. The retort leaves a humorous town memory.

Bath The Bath Enquirer North Congregational Church Raymond Mr. Raymond

The Primitive Man and Jones’s Odd Oddities

A humorous dialogue mocks Jones as primitive and rich. In one scene at the opera house a stage hand moves a table and Jones shouts Luna supé as others feel mortified. At dinner he mistakes flatware setup and jokes the spoon holder is spilled.

Opera Jones Luna

Damocles and the Hatpin Witty Exchange

A quip compares a suspended sword to a peril as Damocles declares he has endured worse humiliation. The scene alludes to a perilous situation and a wit that deflates danger by humor.

Damocles

How can a man come to know him self?

Not by thinking, but by doing. This quote from Goethe frames self understanding as action-driven, urging practical engagement over rumination.

Honest John Kelly Earned Sobriquet in Youth

A New York letter recounts how ex-umpire Honest John Kelly earned his nickname as a boy. He held a saloon customer's horse while the man went in for a drink, and later the wagon was stolen. the peddler praised the boy, saying he was honest for saving the horse.

John” Kelly John Lower Ninth Avenue

Callahan Recounts Gentle Refusal After Hogan Head Injury

On the street Father Clancy confronts Callahan about last night's head injury to Hogan. Callahan apologizes and explains the act was necessary yet vows to proceed gently out of longtime friendship. The exchange is relayed in Lippincott's.

Callahan Father Clancy Hogan's

Bard-hearted Judge and the Sympathetic Pal-Wotcher

Cartoon caption describes a humorous exchange between a wary judge and his sympathetic associate. Bill complains of staying indoors, while the pal questions him about the judge not believing his excuse. The sketch lampoons courtroom banter.

The Patient Townsmen Push for Better Roads

A town dialogue notes snow drifts and urges city residents to imitate rural persistence and take up a Blyole kick for improved roads. The exchange contrasts urban and country attitudes toward winter travel and infrastructure.

Blue Monday and the Judge’s wry quip about trouble

A brief humorous note contrasts a courtroom quip on why Monday feels blue with a saying about people who borrow trouble always getting less than they give.

Alwave

Fragmentary street game brag prose

A truncated dialogue fragment describes a character boasting about winnings including six winders two lamp posts and more. The text conveys a playful boast without clear context or identifiable figures or events. No organization or location is specified in the readable portion.

Young age pensions proposed to reward birth rate

A London Chronicle note discusses a proposal to start young age pensions by welfare for the fourth child at birth. It argues such a scheme would reward industry and encourage population growth, contrasting with traditional old age pensions adopted by Australia.

Ufe Australia Labor London Chronicle

A Young Philosopher Learns Time From Recess

A youngster explains time perception with a measured view during a school break. The teacher notes his unusual calm as he refrains from play, saying recess passes too fast if he participates because he wants it to last longer.

Early shopping urged amid holiday rush

The Cache reports shoppers urged to begin purchases early. Bocker notes a 49-cent item hidden in the top bureau drawer as part of family preparations.

Bocker

How to Keep a Husband’s Love Joke

A witty quip contrasts marital advice with a pun about cold storage. The humor hinges on the idea that preserving romance mirrors preserving food, inviting a smile rather than practical counsel.

Trade Twist in a Tribal Church Tale

A Chicago Tribune recounts Elder Harris and Brer Reuben debating a horse swap. Harris pressures for the chestnut sorrel pony while invoking scripture. Reuben cites the tenth commandment and resists, illustrating a humorous confrontation over coveting a neighbor’s horse.

Wder Harris Reuben Brother Theuben Brer Postles Harria Brer Harris Chicago Tribune

Five Maine Women Over Ninety in Daily Healthful Life

The Kennebec Journal notes a group of senior women headed by Mrs Enoch Morrill at ninety nine years eleven months and others aged ninety one to ninety six. Lois B Small celebrates her ninety eighth birthday on November 6 as remains bright and active alongside Mary A Frank Hannah T Rowe and Mary Leishton all in their nineties.

Maine Iray Enoch Morrill Lois B. Small Mary A. Frank Hannah T. Rowe Mary Leishton Kennebec Journal

Witty Exchange Cites Catholic Standard and Times

In a light exchange Joakley notes some people worry about what they have while Coakley asks what they have. Joakley answers Noathing citing The Catholic Standard and Times as the source.

Joakley Coakley Joakley—Noathing The Catholic Standard and Times

Fe of a man lies in active charity and service

A short quotation from Longfellow emphasizes that a man’s worth is shown through practical deeds rather than dreams or visions, urging charitable action and helpful service in daily life.

It is Easier to See Good in Others than Our Faults

The saying reflects a view that personal flaws hinder recognizing virtue in others. It suggests self-improvement improves judgment of others and promotes charitable regard despite flaws.

Factory whistleblowers testify to cleanliness in Grain Nuts case

Twenty five workmen testified under oath before a Commissioner as the Weekly sought a weak spot in the company. Inspections showed wheat and barley kept clean, no foreign ingredients, and strict hygiene from floors to ovens. Witnesses named long-tenured supervisors and praised high wages and open factory access.

Jibel N. Y. Atty Battle Creek Geo. Haines Edward Young WI. E. Burt Attys B. Martin Postum Wade New Orleans Peetum Co Luther W. Mevo Prt

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