Quips and Quibbles From The Monticello Express
A mosaic of humorous observations and oddities from early 20th century news, touching on peasants, professors, and peculiar beliefs. Jokes about aging, marriages, cows, woolen clothes, and arcane curiosities populate this column of breezy squibs and social asides.
Pastor Faults Air Noise Disturbing Sunday Service
An English pastor complains that aeroplane flights near his church disturb Sunday services. He says high flying and religion do not mix well, raising concerns about worship and noise.
Farmer predicts hens lay more eggs with wine
A Mastern farmer claims hens produce higher egg counts if given occasional wine. He adds future hens could be bred to lay egg nogs as a novelty product.
Farmer claims all legged hogs breed advance over ordinary hogs
A Kansas farmer asserts a discovery that would produce hogs with all legs active. He says this contrasts with typical hogs that “cross their legs” in crowded street cars, implying an unusual improvement in mobility or behavior.
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Kansas
Two New Dreadnoughts Nevada and Oklahoma Halted
Naval authorities announce two new dreadnoughts the Nevada and the Oklahoma will be the most powerful ships afloat. The project has not begun and once finished twenty or more world’s greatest battleships will be on the way, dampening public enthusiasm.
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Nevada
Oklahoma
Chinese Women Revealed as Strong Fighters Like White Sisters
The article notes that Chinese women prove capable fighters, drawing a comparison to their white sisters and highlighting unexpected martial skill across cultures.
New Jersey Woman Arrested After Attempted Crime Rescue
A young New Jersey woman warned a man that his sweetheart planned a hold up and robbery. She saved the intended victim and his property and her sweetheart from crime, but was promptly arrested for conspiracy. The tale suggests virtue meets its own reward and arouses police suspicion.
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New Jersey
Supreme Court to Rule on Creamery and Oil Price Laws
Des Moines reports a high court decision on the creamery amendment may trigger a ruling on the petroleum amendment. If sustained, any oil firm selling below a legitimate price to gain trade could face criminal prosecution, affecting Standard Oil in Iowa.
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Supreme Court
Creamery
Standard Oil
Des Moines
High Court
Seling Petroleum
Standard Oil Company
Iowa
Cosson
Fairmont Creamery Company
Middle West
Moon Law Revisions Stir Debate in Des Moines
Former Senator B G Moon of Ottumwa criticizes the court for not embracing amendments to the Moon license law. He recalls the bill’s aim of drastic saloon reductions and explains section 4 was meant to deter re issuing permits, not force new limits. New questions arise on blanket saloon consents and five year operation under legislative acts.
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Des Moines
B& G. Moon
Ottumwa
Moon
Iowa City
Denison
General Assembly
John MacVicar
Labor unions deny condoning McNamara crimes in AF L statement
Washington reports that the American Federation of Labor leaders fault industrial conditions for dynamite outrages and defend unions from criminal responsibility. Samuel Gompers signs a committee statement condemning the McNamara actions and urging open-book investigations by employers and other bodies.
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Washington
McNamara Brothers
Los Angeles
Samuel Gompers
American Federation of Labor
United States
Ways and Means Committee
McNamara Defense Fund
McNamaras
Organized Labor of America
Organized Labor
Federation
National Manufacturers’ Association
Eirectors’ Association
Detective Agencies
Russians Kill 500 as Regent Dissolves Mejliss in Persia
In Teheran the regent dissolves the Mejliss and the cabinet accepts Russian demands. Soldiers guard parliament buildings while Merliss members plan to appeal on Shuster’s dismissal. Russians kill over 500 women and children as streets are cleared after barricades fall. Resht quiet with Russian consul named governor.
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Merliss
Teheran
Persia
St. Petersburg
W. Morgan Shuster
Mr. Shuster
Shuster
Tabriz
Resht
Russia
Reyes to Face Trial in Mexico City Sedition Case
General Bernardo Reyes, aging rebel commander, will be tried for sedition before a military tribunal in Mexico City. An impartial judge will be chosen, with Reyes likely to enter a political prison cell by week’s end. President Madero announced Reyes’s surrender surprised his government and vowed firm action against holdouts.
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Prison Probe Commission
George Cosson
M. A. Roberts
Ottumwa
Parley Sheldon
Ames
Fort Madison
Des Moines
Mexico City
Bernardo Reyes
Reyes
Federal District
Geronimo Trevino
Monterey
Madero
Chapultepec
Negro lynching near Fairfield shocks Maryland
In Fairfield Maryland King Davis a Black man who shot Frederick Schwab a white man was lynched by a mob at Brooklyn The body was hacked to pieces with hatchets The Brooklyn police were unaware of the lynching until a newspaper carrier notified the chief of police
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Baltimore
King Davis
Frederick Schwab
Fairfield
Brooklyn
Moros Forced to Yield in Jolo Stronghold
Moros numbering about 600 retreating to Bud Dajo capitulated to American troops after being surrounded and cut off, despite Brigadier General Pershing's ultimatum for disarmament. Hunger and siege compelled surrender.
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Manila
Buddajo
Jolo
Pershing
Price of coal advance signals potential mine shutdown
New York reports a price rise for domestic sizes of anthracite coal and indicates mine operators are preparing for either a strike or mine shutdown at the expiration of union agreements in April.
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New York
Taft amends Panama canal zone medicine order
Washington Taft signed changes to a recent executive order governing medical practice in the Panama canal zone explicitly allowing Christian Science and other non medical methods. In Springfield Massachusetts Arthur F Griffith known as the marvelous Griffith the Milford Indiana lightning calculator was found dead in a hotel bed the coroner cites apoplexy as cause of death.
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Panama Canal Zone
Washington
Marvelous Griffith
Springfield
Mass
Arthur F. Griffith
Milford
Ind
the Marvelous Griffith
Accident during gun demonstration costs life in Flint
In Flint Michigan Frank Metz demonstrated an unloaded gun to companions when it discharged striking Cyjmunt Puczka who died from the injury. Police and investigators are examining the circumstances of the accidental shooting.
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Flint
Mich
Frank Metz
Cyjmunt Puczka
Discovery Finds Unique View Point on Diomede Island
The United States Government reports a unique location on Little Diomede Island in the Behring Straits where a resident can observe neighbors performing their Thursday tasks on a Friday. The discovery highlights the island as a singular vantage point.
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Washington
United States
Diomede Island
Behring Straits
Gift gun misfires injures three in Sioux City kitchen
In Sioux City Charles Martin, 15, fired a new double barrel shotgun Santa Claus brought. The blast wounded his sister Rose with fifty wounds and left her in dangerous condition, while his mother was lightly hurt. A younger brother had loaded the gun.
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Sioux City
Santa Claus
Charles Martin
Fred Martin
Rose
Atwood Sets New Aerial Record in Hydro Plane Flight
Boston aviator Harry N. Atwood established a new record by flying 130 miles from Point of Pines Massachusetts to Narragansett Bay Rhode Island in a hydro aeroplane. He flew over Boston harbor and the Massachusetts south shore skirting Cape Cod bay, passed Cape Cod canal and crossed Buzzards Bay into Rhode Island.
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Providence
R. I
Harry N. Atwood
Boston
Point of Pines
Mass
Narragansett Bay
Boston Harbor
Bingham
Massachusetts South Shore
Cape Cod Bay
Cape Cod Canal
Buzzard’s Bay
Rhode Island
Taft May Be Peacemaker Mediator in Turko Italian War
President Taft, at the urging of Dr. Lyman Abbott and Dr. Mary Eddy, considers offering the United States good offices as mediator under the Hague agreement to help settle the Turko Italian conflict.
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New York
Taft
Lyman Abbott
Mary Eddy
Turkey
United States
Boni’s Marriage to Anna Gould Rejected for Annulment
Rome reports the Vatican denied Count Boni de Castellane’s request to annul his marriage to Anna Gould now married to Prince Helie de Sagan. The church ceremony was valid, leaving no basis for annulment. Boni sought release to wed an heiress demanding a church rite.
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Rome
Count Boni de Castellane
Anna Gould
Helie de Sagan
Vatican
Count Boni
Dentists Must Testify On Patients In Court
New York dental surgeons are no longer immune from testifying in court about patients they treated, a ruling by the appellate term of the supreme court states. The decision removes professional immunity and requires dentists to witness in legal proceedings.
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New York
Supreme Court
Blind tenor William Heinrich dies in Boston
Rockford native William Heinrich a renowned blind tenor has died in Boston. The world famous performer, known for his concert tours and vocal mastery, passed away at a hospital after illness. He gained acclaim across the country and was celebrated as a leading figure in operatic and concert circles.
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Rockford, Il
William Heinrich
Boston
Rockford
Morse denied pardon in Atlanta amid medical doubts
Charles W. Morse, previously reported ill by three physicians, faced a refusal of his pardon in Atlanta. The unanimous medical verdicts cited three incurable diseases, leaving Morse heartbroken over the decision.
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Atlanta
Charles W. Morse
Morse
Acquittal in Triangle Shirtwaist Fire Case
Isaac Harris and Max Blanck, indicted for manslaughter over the Triangle Shirt Waist fire, were acquitted by the jury here. The blaze caused 147 deaths.
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New York
Isaac Harris
Max Blanck
Triangle Shirt Waist Company
Turks Protest to Powers Over Safer Bombardment
The Turkish government protested to major powers against the Italian fleet bombardment of the Isle of Safer in the Red Sea, citing harm to the strategic island and seeking diplomatic remedy.
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Constantinople
Isle of Safer
Red Sea
Indiana medium Isaac Davis predicts his own death
Isaac Davis of Kokomo predicted his own death to his wife in Indianapolis saying they would return to Kokomo together but not in the same body. He died in Indianapolis after making the remark.
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Kokomo
Ind
Isaac Davis
Indiana
Indianapolis
Sixteen Drowned at Sea Guillemot Sinks
Sixteen lives were lost when the British steamship Guillemot foundered in the Bay of Biscay. Seven survivors were rescued and landed at Glasgow aboard the steamer Lincairn.
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Glasgow
Guillemot
Bay of Biscay
Lincairn
Wright Lorimer Buried in Dana Massachusetts
Funeral for actor Wright Lorimer who died by suicide in New York was held in Dana town hall where he first attended school. The ceremony drew local residents and mourners honoring his early roots.
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Wright Lorimer
Dana, Mass
New York
Dana Town Hall
Brooklyn Bantam Goldman to Fight Gaffney on New Year Day
Brooklyn bantamweight Charles Goldman is matched to meet Jeff Gaffney in Charleston on New Year’s Day. A Goldman win would set up a title bout against bantam champion Johnny Coulon.
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Coulton
New York
Charles Goldman
Brooklyn Bantam
Jeff Gaffney
Charleston
Goldman
Johnny Coulon
Sisters Die in Fire at Carson's Run Home
Mrs Betsy Keithley seventy eight and Mrs Susan Malcock eighty one widowed sisters died in a house fire at Carson's Run near Aberdeen Maryland destroying their home. investigation and cause not immediately reported.
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Aberdeen
Betsy Keithley
Susan Malcock
Carson’s Run
Here
Financiers Named Backers of Chicago Packing Merger Trial
Noted New York financiers P A Valentine and E H Gary appeared in court as backers of a proposed $500 million Chicago meat firms merger. Albert H Veeder testified about a $15 million loan forming the National Packing company and related arrangements with Kuhn Loeb & Co and others.
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New York
Chicago
P. A. Valentine
Armour & Co
E. H. Gary
United States Steel Corporation
Chicago Packers
Pierce Butler
Albert H. Veeder
Swift & Co
National Packing Company
Gary
Valentine
J. Ogden Armour
P. O. Box 247
Veeder
P. O. Box
United Dressed Beef Company of
Fowler Packing Company
Hammond Packing Company
St. Louis Dressed Beef
James Stillman
Kuhn
Illinois Trust and Savings Bank
Edward Morris
Gustavus Swift
First National Bank
Armour, Swift and Morris
Morris, Swift, Armour and Cudahy
Clinois Trust and Savings Bank
Michael Cudahy
Aim to Bar Out U S Jews in Russia Bill Proposed
A Duma bill by Nationalists would ban all All American Jews from entering Russia and retaliate for the 1832 treaty abrogation. It proposes a 100 percent customs duty unless Russia’s duty is lower. then equal American duty. Provisions target American agricultural machinery.
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St. Petersburg
Russia
United States
Guchkoff
Fireproof Film Demonstrated In Berlin
An incombustible moving picture film was shown before the Berlin Chemical Society and reported to be a complete success. The invention aims to reduce panics in theaters by eliminating fire risks.
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Berlin
Berlin Chemical Society
Shoe Makers To Raise Wholesale Shoe Prices This Winter
Brockton firms announce a 50 cent per pair wholesale price increase for shoes due to higher material costs, effective this winter.
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Brockton
Mass
Daniel H Talbot Dies At Sixty One In Sioux City
Daniel H Talbot died here of apoplexy at age sixty one. A renowned scientist and pioneer, he was among the state's wealthiest men with an income reported at about $100000 yearly, devoted to scientific purposes.
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Daniel H. Talbot
Sioux City
Major General Hodges Dies at Home in Washington
Major General Charles L. Hodges U S A retired died at his Washington home after a several month illness. Hodges was born in Rhode Island in 1847.
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Hodges
Washington
Charles L. Hodges
General Hodges
Rhode Island
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