Humorous Clippings and Hogwash From Archive
A collage of jokes and humorous exchanges, including editor jokes about milk and coverage, political quips about taxes, a war-era Legion tale, a cow license mix-up, and a school eye test note reply, all presented in a dated newspaper voice.
February 1894 obituaries and notices from Monticello Express
A historical montage from The Monticello Express records February 1894 events. Notables include Nels Kiburz's injury, Henry Heiken sale for 8000 dollars, German emigrants settling in Wayne township, multiple deaths and births in Monticello and surrounding townships, council member W. H. Samels resigning, weddings of Mrs Susan Smith and Wes Adams, and various deaths with ages and origins. Includes butter price at 26.5 cents and a discussion on local divorces analyzed by Judge Ralph H. Clock with occupations and statistics.
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Monticello Express
Nels Kiburz
Richland Township
Soho Acres
Castle’ Grove
Henrys
Wayne Township
Carl Reuter
Bowen's Prairie
W. H. Samels
Chaska
Wisconsin
Susan Smith
Wes Adams
Fritz Folkers
Sand Spring
Monticello
W. B. Hanken
Cass Township
Anamosa
Elgin
Hopkins
Davis
McCain
Misa Margaret McLean
Mary Hall
Chester Starks
Charles Starks
C. A. Stevenson
Gideon L. Sieber
Abbia
L. Whitney
S. G. ‘Whitney
Montt
Cello
August
Toel
Rickels
Soybeans and cattle feeding debated at Ames Hey Day
Iowa State experts discuss soybean value as cattle feed at the Cattle Feeders Hey Day to be held in Ames on April 22. Evvard notes soybeans are livestock feed only and raises questions on oil extraction, oilmeal value, scouring risks, and profitability versus linseed meal. Experiments at the Iowa State College station test soybean concentrates roughages oats minerals and linseed oilmeal in steer fattening with results announced to attendees.
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John M. Evward
Feeding Authority
Towa State College
Ames
Mr. Evvard
Mr. Bvyvard
Iowa
Iowan Experiment Station
Anamosa Eureka News Highlights Local Retirements
Mrs. A J Schoonover plans retirement in Anamosa after spending winter in California and arriving around February 20. Over six years 500 bankruptcy petitions were filed in the Linn Jones Benton Cedar Grundy Hardin Town and Tama district. Elizabeth Miller of Fairview township died aged 106 years 10 months 16 days. funeral today at Forest Chapel cemetery. G C Gould won a $4000 verdict against Iowa Light and Power at Marion for permanent injuries from a collision. Anamosa Methodists observe diamond jubilee with a week of music prayers and sermons led by Rev Dean Dutton and former pastors drawing crowds.
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A. J. Schoonover
California
Anamosa
Linn
Jones
Benton
Cedar
Grundy
Hardin
Town
Tama
Elizabeth Miller
Fairview Township
Forest Chapel Cemetery
G. C. Gould
Iowa Light& Railway Co
Marion
Gould
Dean Dutton
Buck Creek school building approved for next week start
Hopkinton Leader reports the Buck Creek school building has been accepted by the board and Superintendent Campbell says classes may begin next week. Also, Mr. and Mrs. P H Evers plan to move to Marion as their future home, leaving Castle Grove after many years. Three scarlet fever cases prompted quarantines at A W McDonald, Mrs H Livingston, and L J Ortman properties. One case involves erysipelas with Livingston.
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Buck Creek
Campbell
P. H. Evers
Castle Grove
Marion
Evers
A. W. McDonald
Jury Duty Quizzical Impaneling in Murder Trial
A hesitant juror named Sam appears for murder trial service and answers questions with drawn out phrases. He avoids indicating knowledge of the accused or guilt, claiming possible willingness to hear the case fairly. The scene is recounted by the American Legion.
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Sam
American Legion
White House white wash recipe linked to oil scandal
Frequent inquiries about the so called White House white wash recipe persist though the president declares it should not be used in connection with the oil scandal. The issue remains a topic of public interest in Kansas City.
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Sorghum
Washington Star
Kansas City Star
White House
Plan Pastures Now for Better Iowa Pastures
H D Hughes of Iowa State College says annual and biennial clovers and grasses are increasingly used to boost pasture carrying capacity and drought resistance. He notes permanent pasturage can be desirable and outlines sowing timothy and clover with bluegrass, hay cutting before pasturing, and including clover and orchard grass in seed mixes. Different species require different soil adaptations, so no single mix fits all conditions. Circular 39 from the Iowa Agricultural Experiment Station provides seedings and adaptation details.
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H. D. Hughes
Iowa State College
Mr. Hughes
Towa Agricultural Experiment Station
Six Teams Remain in State Farmers Debate Tourney
Six county teams continue in the state wide farmers debating tourney directed by the Iowa State College Extension Service and county farm bureaus. Twenty four teams started the contest with six now left after inter county wins by teams from Hardin Sac Polk Guthrie Delaware and Des Moines counties. The finals are set for March 7 at Iowa State College with the top two teams to argue for the state championship and a championship banner presented by C W Hunt secretary of the Iowa Farm Bureau federation.
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Extension Service
Iowa State College
Hardin
Sac
Polk
Guthrie
Dellaware
Des Moines
C. W. Hunt
Secreeae
Iowa Farm Bureau Federaon
Republicans urged to challenge Senator Brookhart on policy ties
Anamosa Eureka argues that the Town Republicans must confront Senator Brookhart over administration support and urge voters to choose based on policy rather than party loyalty, noting Brookhart’s perceived independence from party control in chairmanship disputes.
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Anamosa Eureka
Brookhart
Iowa
Committee On Inter- State Commerce
Grain ration claim on feeding value for cows
When bulk is absent from the grain ration, corn and coh meal provides dairy cows the same feeding value as an equal weight of corn meal.
Wilson Epigrams on Citizenship and Liberty
A collection of reflections on civic virtue. It argues that community action stems from voluntary behavior, criticizes “joyriding” and autocratic bosses, and extols the United States as a living constitution shaped by all its people. It links political health to national hope and energy.
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America
United States
Excerpts From Examination Papers In Habeas Corpus Humor
A Philadelphia Evening Ledger snippet lists comical dictionary-like entries such as a warrant by undertakers to locate a corpse ratine a female rat and theapian a man named Lither who nailed one on a German church door. It also parodies phrases like President’s cabinet and Diet of Worms and notes glass made from old bottles.
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Philadelphia Evening Ledger
Germany
Abraham Lincoln
Pointed Paragraphs and Paradox in Everyday Life
A collection of aphoristic lines contrasts wisdom and folly. Observations on haste, gratitude, marriage, fame, and self awareness illuminate how perception shapes choices and outcomes. The speaker notes irony in pursuit and restraint.
A Happy Day for Father
A Birmingham News brief notes a father praised for supporting seven children, with medals imagined for the man who keeps their shoes.
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Birmingham News
You don't realize how small a man is until you discover his hate
A fragment from the Birmingham News suggests a reflection on how contempt reveals a person’s diminishment, implying social tensions and attitudes of dislike.
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Birmingham News
Winter by the Sound and Ames Cattle Feeders Hey Day
Poem lines invoke gray seas and lonely beaches from Roselle Mercier Montgomery cited in the New York Times. The item closes with a note that four bushels of corn will cover railroad fare for the Cattle Feeders Hey Day in Ames on April 22.
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Roselle Mercier Montgomery
N.Y
Ames
Rural notes and county soil survey report
A grandmother over seventy was arrested for driving a fast car at 65 mph while a great grandmother had her hair bobbed. In Mahaska County a week of follow up meetings followed the completion of the county soil survey.
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Sioux City Journal
Mahaska County
A Cold Colt Day in History
The Boston Transcript notes a predicted cold day on March 16 for taxpayers who have not yet filed income tax returns. It also states no guilty man should escape justice and no innocent man be convicted on his principles or politics. A poem follows about meeting again tonight and romantic imagery of torches and stars.
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Boston Transcript
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