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Newspaper

Monticello Express

Location

Monticello, Iowa, United States of America

Date

Feb 08, 1900

Page

6

Elevator Boy’s Dining Day In A Chicago Tenement

In a Chicago Tribune note, William the elevator boy catalogs residents on different floors. Each day a family or several households cook distinct meals from cabbage to fish, mutton to soap scent, revealing a humorous, time-stretched glimpse of urban living. The piece ends with a tease about tomorrow’s menu.

William Ferguson’s Welkersons Clappinses Atmpoperes William Brinkmeyers Swallingers Biddlecombes Shadowells Jordleses Chicago Tribune

Umbrella Thief Traced by Quick Bellboy Gag

A famed drummer on holiday in New Orleans left a bone handled umbrella in a hotel lobby. A sharp bellboy kept it for three days and the owner joked he deserved a tonic instead of money, handing a quinine capsule as payment.

New Orleans Baton Rouge Pye N. QO Times-Democrat

A Louisville Girl Teaches a Comic English Officer About Ladies

A Louisville girl recently in Germany met a young English officer staying in the same house. He assumed American girls smoke like men and offered a cigarette. She refused and offered a pipe, turning the joke into a lesson that a lady is a lady the world over.

Louisville Germany United States England Louisville Courier- Journal

Paradise Gates Open as Father Relents in Poker Debt

A dignified old man frees the bridegroom after confessing a poker debt risks his business. The hopeful daughter hails the change of heart and plans for happiness as she learns the couple can wed now. The tale centers on family, romance, and a high stakes gamble.

Briteley Paradise Chicago Fimes Herald

England Trails in China Shipments Say Critics

The text notes England cannot compete with the U S in shipping goods to China and that trade with China rose by about forty percent in a year. It then advertises Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters as a longstanding superior remedy for constipation indigestion dyspepsia and biliousness. It ends with scattered humorous quotations about social life and satire.

England China

Spinster Hetty Dryden Chooses Jared Lawson in Hebron

Hetty Dryden resists a former suitor and discovers a romantic note from Jared Lawson. She confirms his disguise writing matches a Christmas poem, and at eight o’clock he arrives with a light in her window, confessing his love and asking companionship.

Joey Joyce Miss Dryden Miss Hetty Mai Hiram Dyer Hetty Dryden Valentine Tye Byron Jared H. Lawson Hetty Hetty Had Not Looked At It For At Least Haalf Jared Lawson Hebron Jared Metty Morris Wade Detroit Free Press

An Old Superstition and Valentine Traditions

A 1745 6 Connoisseur essay recalls Valentine customs from a young woman who used leaves five days before Friday and a boiled hollow egg to forecast marriage with her sweetheart Betty. She folds lovers names in clay and weighs the rising token, while praising Mr Blossom as her master. The note then cites Shakespeare Chaucer and Lydgate mentioning Saint Valentine.

Betty Valentine Mr. Blossom Mani Shakespeare Chaucer Lydgate

Valentine envelopes cause domestic mix up in humor sketch

Jokes mingle as a man sends valentines to both a lover and a cook. The mix up reveals the cook’s disappointment while the romance survives. A Charleston Daily News style quip contrasts economy with sentiment and social mores in light verse. The piece includes comic bits about cheap valentines and a salesman debate.

Former American describes life thriving in Northern Alberta

A letter from John Cummings of Wetaskiwin Alberta recounts moving from Farmington Washington to northern Alberta. He details building a log house and stables, dairy and horse care, doubled cultivated land, rising crops, and friendly prosperity with debt reduction and good prices, noting unexpected farming results and robust conditions through winter.

John Cummings Wetaskiwin Alberta Canada Washington United States Cummings Dominion Farmington Florida Klondike Acre

Hall's Catarrh Cure Ad and Family Humor Snippet

An old advertisement touts Hall's Catarrh Cure with a $100 reward and endorsements from Toledo druggists. The piece also includes a string of jokes about social nights and a Memphis Scimitar pun, ending with Grain-O coffee substitute pitches for health.

Hall P. J. Cheney & Co Props Toledo F. J. Cheney West & Truax O. Walding

Teacher-What happens when a man's temperature goes down as far as it can go

A quip from a Boston Christian Register issue notes a joke about a man’s temperature reaching the coldest point. The line plays on the phrase cold feet as a pun in a church publication.

Boston Christian Register

Cough Remedy Kemp’s Balanam Promises Quick Relief

An advertisement urges readers to visit a druggist for a free sample of Kemp’s Balanam to stop coughing immediately. It promises large 25 and 60 cent bottle sizes and warns that delays are dangerous.

Kemp’s Balanam

Promises of a Lover and Politician Seem Unreliable

A Philadelphia Record quotation portrays a sick maid begging for medicine while a lover’s promises echo a politician’s unreliability, as an Atchison Globe reflection notes. The lines illustrate distrust in assurances from both lovers and public figures.

Atchison Globe

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