The Express Irrational Humors From Monticello
A compact column of satirical vignettes and quips on taxes, international affairs, aging presidents, and social trends. It notes the Vancouver Japanese claim of aggression, hints at naval scenarios, and jokes about leap year vanity and mosquitoes.
Starving Earl and Baron Seeks Work in St Louis
A man bearing noble titles, an earl and a baron, is described as starving in St Louis due to lack of employment. He gives no explanation for not marrying an heiress, leaving his social status and prospects unclear in the report.
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St. Louis
New Year Speculations Stir Newspaper Readers
A mix of quips and curiosities reflects on naval defense, a Rhode Island death, cafe smoking rights, wage labor in Massachusetts, and the year's aerial travel predictions. The items showcase public remarks and light commentary about progress and society in a dated, period-voice tone.
Leap year romance sparks New Haven wedding plan
A unusual tale in New Haven describes a golfer stunned by a ball struck by a woman who then pursued marriage. The couple began after the man recovered and an apology followed. This year leap year allows women to propose, while men may not refuse.
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New Haven
Montreal Paper Fined for Calling Legislators Fools
A Montreal newspaper was fined for labeling members of the provincial legislature as fools and ignoramuses. The judgment suggests the outlet might have won on broader grounds but was hampered by the use of tautological insults.
Scientist Discovers Grip Germ with Barbs
A scientist notes the grip germ has barbs aiding attack alongside thumb-screws red-hot Pinchers and ice tongs. He claims this gives him an advantage over malaria and small pox bacilli.
Dam and Locks to Guard Pacific Side Isthmus
Decision to place the Pana- Ina canal dam and locks inland on the Pacific side to deter a hostile expedition by Guam natives and ensure preparedness.
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Pana- Ina
Pacific
Guam
Winter Fashion Tip Sparks Debate On Gender Trends
A quirky remark suggests women wear peekaboo waist shirts in winter to catch attention, while noting men succeed without rules. The piece frames a playful clash over style and gender norms, highlighting social perceptions of gendered behavior.
King and Crown Prince of Portugal Shot to Death
Lisbon reports the assassination of King Carlos I and Crown Prince Luiz Philippe as they rode in an open royal carriage from Villa Vicosa. Six gunmen killed the king and prince, while Queen Amelia and Manuel II survived. Police killed three attackers. one regicide identified as Manuel Bulea, a 30-year-old cavalry sergeant and former teacher. National shock. Franco presumed to maintain control.
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Iking Carlos
Portugal
Luiz Philippe
Queen Amelia
Luiz
Prince Manuel
Villa Vicosa
Carlos
Manuel
Rua Do
Oporto
Amelia
Royal Palace
Franco
Orly
Arsenal
Band of Assassins
Manuel Bulea
Seventh Cavalry
Portugese
Rev Ira Landrich Stricken En Route to City
Dr Ira Landrich general secretary of the Presbyterian Brotherhood of America suffered acute appendicitis while traveling from Nashville to St Louis. After arriving on Sunday he was treated at the Southern hotel by Dr L H Behrens and returned to Nashville that night. He is retiring moderator of the Cumberland Presbyterian church and had planned to lecture here.
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St. Louis
Nashville
Tenn
Ira Landrich
D. D
Presbyterian Brotherhood of America
Southern
L. H. Behrens
Behrens
Landrich
Cumberland Presbyterian Church
Brooklyn Bank Closed After Friday Run
The Nome bank of Brooklyn a state institution failed to reopen after a run began Friday and remained closed Saturday The Home bank a small South Brooklyn institution with 100000 capital and 538670 surplus undivided profits has been closed The deposits had averaged 500000 but have fallen since the October panic The bank was two years old
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Brooklyn Bank
New York
Nome Bank of Brooklyn
Home Bank
Brooklyn
Admiral Evans Reports Arrival of Pacific Fleet at Punta Arenas
A Navy bureau cablegram from Rear Admiral Evans says the Pacific-bound battleship fleet arrived at Punta Arenas on Saturday. The message notes greetings exchanged last Monday at longitude 55 west and latitude 45 south with the Argentine fleet, two armored cruisers sent by Argentina.
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Evans
Washington
Bureau of Navigation of the
Navy Department
Punta Arenas
Admiralvans
Longitide
Five Die in Kansas City Fire at 1116 Wyandotte Street
A three story rooming house blaze on Wyandotte Street killed five people and injured five others. Most victims lived in Kansas City. Fire officials say a gas explosion in the basement sparked the fire and rapid flames and thick smoke engulfed the building. The injured, with minor burns and cuts, were rushed to the emergency hospital.
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Kansas City
Wyandotte Street
Bert
Six Killed by a Cyclone Across Mississippian Fields
Six people were killed outright as a cyclone wrecked a farming strip north of Wesson Mississippi. Brook Haven and Hazelhurst areas report damage and lost communication. Millsaps College area also sees destruction while Kansas City and the Great Plains endure cold and a blizzard from Friday.
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Millsaps
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Father Slays Children in Chicago Home
William Mentsch, a car riage maker of 417 Armitage Avenue, shot and killed his five year old daughter Gertrude and fatally wounded four year old Jennie, then likely shot two year old William Jr. in the shop beneath their home. He told police he acted to hurt his wife by prompting a divorce and that he was deeply wronged.
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Jennie
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Attrill Street
Nine Miners Die in West Virginia Mine Disaster
Nine miners were killed and eight died instantly after an explosion at the New River colliery near Hawk's Nest, Charleston. Twenty-five men were underground. John Bowles was blown down the incline but survived with minor injuries.
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Minnesota Town Wiped Out by Early Fire
Albert en Minn. Fire Thursday destroyed Twin Lakes a village on the Minneapolis and St. Louis road nine miles southwest of here. Not a structure left standing and the population of over 200 is homeless as a result. The village had no fire fighting apparatus.
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Americans Buy Valued Relics At Auction Sale
In London the flag of the American ship Chesapeake and the Bala clava bugle, two prized items from the late T. G. Middlebrook collection, were purchased by American buyers at Thursday's sale of the antiquities collection.
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Chesapeake
T. G. Middlebrook
No Prohibition Proposal Rejected in Michigan Convention
A statewide liquor prohibition proposal failed at the constitutional convention in Lansing Michigan with a vote of 55 to 9. The result ends efforts to restrict alcohol distribution across the state.
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Michigan
Lansing
Mich
Nevada Police Bill Becomes Law After Governor’s Signature
Carson City Nevada Gov Sparks signed the police bill making it law. A scramble for positions on the new force is already underway and officials expect the force to be ready to field in about 40 days.
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Sparks
Alward enters race for Eleventh Michigan seat
Dennis E. Alward, reading clerk of the House for 12 years, announced his candidacy for Congress in Michigan's Eleventh District on a Wednesday.
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Washington
Dennis E. Alward
House of Representatives
Congress
Michigan
Fleet Enters the Strait Amid Pacific Navigation
A wireless message reports the American battleship fleet passed Point Dungeness and enters the Strait of Magellan. It will anchor at Possession Bay tonight and reach Punta Arenas by Saturday noon. The fleet faces challenging currents and shoals as it traverses the strait’s narrows.
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Loot of Old Robbery Found in Omaha Neb
Pacific Express superintendent Pat terson returned from Sidney Nebraska with two bricks of bullion believed to be loot from the Sidney office robbery in March 1880. The bullion valued at 127000 was found buried in saloon debris after a recent fire. Sheriff McCarthy once led the gang. his brother was hanged by vigilantes and McCarthy died years ago.
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Fire destroys Cornell fraternity house in Ithaca
From the ruins of the Alpha Tau Omega fraternity house at Cornell university, charred remains of J S Kiehle a mechanical engineering junior were found. It is believed he went upstairs to aid Tee Seelye who escaped to a balcony and ladder. Kiehle hailed from Minneapolis. Loss valued at $25 000.
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Alpha Tau Omega
Cornell University
J. S. Kiehle
Kiehle
Tee” Seelye
Cornell
Seelye
Minneapolis
Death of Cincinnati Marshal Halstead at 45
Marshal Halstead former United States consul at Birmingham England died at the German Deaconess hospital at nine o'clock Wednesday night after an appendicitis operation. He was 45 and a son of Murat Halstead the noted journalist and author.
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Cincinnati
United States
Birmingham
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Murat Halstead
Salem Lawmaker Indicted Over Railroad Fare Discount
Salem Mass Speaker John W Cole of the Massachusetts house of representatives from Andover and Eighth Essex district for seven years was indicted by the Essex county grand jury on 125 counts for violating public statutes by seeking a reduced fare for many people on the Boston and Maine railroad. Each count carries a fine between $100 and $1,000.
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Mass
John W. Cole
Massachusetts House of Representatives
Jis
Andover
Essex
Essex County Grand Jury
Boston & Maine Railroad
Oklahoma Bars Cigarettes in State Legislature Action
The Oklahoma lower house passed a measure prohibiting cigarette smoking in the state with penalties of five to twenty five dollars for each offense, set to take effect as specified by the act.
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Guthrie
Gokla
Well-known Frisco Lawyer Dies
San Francisco reports the death of William S. Wood of the Lloyd & Wood firm a prominent Pacific coast attorney. He died Thursday at his home in the city.
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San Francisco
William S. Wood
Firm
Lloyd & Wood
Pacific Coast
Exhumation Photo Upset For Bronx Widow At Woodlawn
Henry Brown a train dispatcher died December 6 of rheumatic gout and was buried. About three weeks later his widow Mrs Brown won permission from the Bronx health department to exhume and photograph the corpse. A photographer and undertaker attended the grave at Woodlawn Cemetery and Brown was dug up for portraits.
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Woodlawn Cemetery
New York
Henry Brown
One Hundred and Twentyninth Street
Bronx Health Department
Henry
Health Department
Brown
Woodlawn
Scrappeigh Quips On Married Life In Witty Exchange
A light hearted dialogue shows Scrappeigh calling himself a fool for marriage while Mrs Scrappeigh jokes that married life has not changed him. The exchange hints at a humorous domestic dynamic.
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Scrappeigh
John
Midshipmen Face Marriage Ties With Navy
The navy department notes rising interest in marriage among midshipmen and former cadets. In three years several midshipmen were dismissed for marrying before graduation at Annapolis, while many ex midshipmen seek permission to wed. The department has been lenient so far and granted most requests.
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Annapolis
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Cupid
Defiance Starch Improves Home Laundering Appearance
White goods benefit from careful laundering and proper starching. Use Defiance Starch for strong control that stiffens textiles without thickening, yielding a neater finish and improved appearance.
Turkish Tobacco Seed Export Ban Enforced by Government
The Turkish government bans export of Turkish tobacco seeds. The policy directly restricts seed shipments and aims to keep tobacco production within national borders.
Massachusetts visitor recalls Vermont farm wife’s overwork
A Massachusetts man visiting a Vermont farm observes a frail wife endlessly doing chores. He asks why she does not hire help and she sighs that she does not feel able to go out to hire a worker and might try if feeling stronger.
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Vermont
Iillustrated Magazine
Actress rejects marriage to Blobb the billionaire
The reporter claims you are to marry Blobb. The actress says she has heard of him and would not marry a divorced man, even if free and he were the last man on earth. She asserts she is happily married and does not believe in divorce or bigamy.
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Defiance Starch Promised to Improve Laundry Results
The article argues laundry work would be more satisfactory with Defiance Starch. It claims the starch provides greater strength, allowing thinner application to preserve fabric appearance and wear, unlike other brands which require heavy pastes.
Gum machine at Cheraw depot draws complaint
A Chesterfield Advertiser letter from a Palmette journalist notes a Sea Board Air Line depot waiting room in Cheraw has a gum slot machine either empty or out of service. Two cents deposited Saturday night yielded no gum and the device should be removed or properly maintained to avoid a public imposition.
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Cheraw
Chesterfield Advertiser
Baker City figures recalled band’s Dixie incident years ago
Judge Sam White and Tom Taggart of Oregon Democracy once caused a stir in Baker City by tossing a five dollar hat through a skylight 75 feet above when the band played Dixie. The odd episode is remembered in local history.
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Sam White
Baker City
Tom Taggart
Oregon Democracy
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Finishers Of Oratory Push On Beyond End
The article notes some speakers continue after their expected endpoint. It highlights the persistence of certain orators who resist quitting despite approaching the conclusion and draws attention to the crowd's mixed reactions.
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